Blond Jokes

A story by Songstone

Songstone: I've been wanting to do something like this for a while...8D;;

Chapter 1: The Puzzle

Sasori glanced up from the book he had been reading and looked towards his ringing cell phone as it vibrated against the wooden desk by his bed. It was nearly ten o' clock at night, so he wasn't particularly happy about receiving phone calls when he was supposed to be relaxing after a long day's work.

Grudgingly, he set his book aside and grabbed up his phone. The caller ID showed the name of his boyfriend, Deidara; well, this wasn't too bad. If he was going to be interrupted by anyone, Sasori preferred that it be Deidara since the blond was just about the only person whose company he could tolerate for longer than an hour.

"Hello?" Sasori asked as he answered the call. He took his glasses off and lay them over his book so that he could go back to reading later.

"Sasori!" Deidara's voice exclaimed from the other end of the phone. "Hey, I need your help. Can you please come over here and help me? I've got this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started, yeah."

The redhead was speechless for a moment, quite taken aback by Deidara's strange request. "Er...a jigsaw puzzle?" He asked, just to be sure.

"Yeah. It's super hard, Sasori." Deidara confirmed.

"Well..." Sasori rubbed the back of his neck. "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?" He questioned.

"Well, according to the box, it's supposed to be a tiger, yeah." The blond sighed.

"Ah..." Sasori knew that it would probably be a waste of time, but he sighed and agreed to go over and help Deidara anyway. After he had hung up with his lover, he pulled on a pair of pants and a shirt, slipped on some sandals and grabbed his keys before heading out the front door.

It was a quick drive to Deidara's apartment, and just a few seconds after Sasori had knocked on Deidara's door, the blond answered and greeted him sweetly before waving for the redhead to follow him inside.

"It's on the table in the kitchen, yeah." Deidara said as he pulled Sasori by the hand towards the mentioned room. "See?"

Sasori silently observed the scattered peices for a moment, then reached for the box that Deidara had left on the counter nearby. "Hn..." He muttered to himself as he studied the cover. He put the box back down, then turned to his lover, who was standing besides the table, anxiously grabbing up different pieces and trying to fit them together.

"Deidara? First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." Deidara lifted his head, confused, and Sasori grabbed one of the blond's hands and gently held it in his own. "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." He sighed. "...we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back into the box."

Songstone: -shot dead- xDD;; OMG, I'm so sorry. XD But I honestly couldn't help myself! Deidara makes a cute retard! Can you blame me!? -brick'd- Anyway...If I have any luck with my writing, I could have a couple more short chapters like this up soon. XD As always, let me know what you think please! 8D