Disclaimer don't own Harry Potter 20 ways to annoy Voldemort 1 Ask why his plans always fail

2 Make him read you a bedtime story

3 Question that fact he couldn't kill a baby

4 Point out his mothers was a blood traitor for marrying a muggle.

5 Beg him to sing a duet with you

6 Ask him to feed your cat while your on holiday

7 Ask why he can't beat Dumbledore in a duel

8 Tell him about the fact that Bellatrix is stalking him

9 Start a rumour about Lucius fancying him

10 Buy him a wig

11 Kidnap Nagini and refuse to Givee her back until he signs a peace treaty with Harry Potter

12 Point out how muggleborns seem to be smarter than purebloods

13 Tell him his followers are pretty much useless

14 Bug him for ice cream

15 Remind him of all the different times and ways Harry has beaten him

16 Paint his bedroom pink

17 Hide his teddy bear

18 Call him snake dude

19 Tell people he is a great big teddy bear

20 Be Harry Potter