2 Make him read you a bedtime story
3 Question that fact he couldn't kill a baby
4 Point out his mothers was a blood traitor for marrying a muggle.
5 Beg him to sing a duet with you
6 Ask him to feed your cat while your on holiday
7 Ask why he can't beat Dumbledore in a duel
8 Tell him about the fact that Bellatrix is stalking him
9 Start a rumour about Lucius fancying him
10 Buy him a wig
11 Kidnap Nagini and refuse to Givee her back until he signs a peace treaty with Harry Potter
12 Point out how muggleborns seem to be smarter than purebloods
13 Tell him his followers are pretty much useless
14 Bug him for ice cream
15 Remind him of all the different times and ways Harry has beaten him
16 Paint his bedroom pink
17 Hide his teddy bear
18 Call him snake dude
19 Tell people he is a great big teddy bear
20 Be Harry Potter
