Okay, some of you might remember this as "Hacker finds love?", the fanfic my sister wrote when I gave her my account. Being the weakling she is, after a few bad reviews, she gave up. So I have remade it, making it longer, adding more things, and all that shit. The beginning is the same, though.

Disclaimer:I don't own Mahou Sensei Negima. If I did, there would be a whole lot more Parusame and Konosetsu. Oh, and I don't own "Freakish is in the eye of the Beholder, either. That story belongs to Realm of Chaos.

Okie dokie, here's the NEW story!


Hasegawa Chisame stared at her alarm clock, then trudged over to her notebook. Turning it on, she checked her site. Thanks to her artifact, it was still in the lead. The second site, though, caught her eye.

"...Fanfiction...dot...net...eh, what the heck. I have to see what my competition's like.."

She clicked it, and almost jumped out of her seat. She found the list, and was horrified at what occupied it.

"Mangas and Animes everywhere!!" The orange-haired girl stomped out of her room, and walked next door. She almost broke the door, screaming and punching it. A certain mangaka woke up, and opened the already cracking door, only to see a notebook shoved into her face.

"SAOTOME. Tell me everything you know about this site." Haruna nodded slightly, and threw herself, (and the portable computer) onto the lower half of the bunk bed. Chisame was about to scold her, but Haruna put her finger to her lips, pointing to the still sleeping Yue, and the half-asleep Nodoka, both clutching to a Negi plushie. Chisame, of course, muttered "freaks" under her breath. She looked up, and was surprised to see Haruna grinning, and staring at her. It was like that for another 10 seconds.

"...You're pretty cute for a computer freak."

"WHATEVER, JUST SHOW ME. NOW." Haruna reluctantly clicked on a link that said 'Mahou Sensei Negima.' Chisame looked at, then read the stories. Most of the stories wanted to creep her out. She then found one with something she didn't want to find. A story that, to her despair, was about her. She slowly moved the mouse over to it, and clicked on a story titled "Freakish is in the eye of the Beholder". After reading the first chapter, she glanced at Haruna in the corner of her eye. Antennae twitching, she had that signature grin on. Haruna obviously had some devious thoughts in her head. Chisame was about to comment it, when Haruna gave some of her own.

"Maybe we should try that, Chiu!" A loud, disturbed-sounding scream was heard, followed by the door opening and closing.

The scream woke up Yue and Nodoka who had both let go of the Negi plushie. They saw her leave the room, and Haruna grin at her. The philosopher wore that same face she had everyday, and took a sip of her tomato milk.

"What did you do this time, Haruna?"

Next door, in the safety of her own room, Chisame quickly went back to the site. The hacker bookmarked the story, then read the other 3 chapters. She frowned in disgust, or what she was trying to convince herself was disgust. After turning the notebook off, she grabbed her books and raced to her classroom. Haruna waved, and Chisame walked past her, still frowning. Konoka and Setsuna came in, holding hands. Setsuna was obviously flustered, and was staring at the ground. Ayaka and Asuna followed, arguing about something new today, but smiling. Negi finally came in, and walked to the front of the room. No one bothered to notice him at first (well, besides Nodoka and Yue of course), but then noticed there was a girl, looking about his age, following him.

"Ah, There is someone who will be joining class 3-A today. She's a little younger, but please treat her the same as you do yourselves. I would like you to meet my old friend, Kono-" The girl covered his mouth, and looked pretty mad.

She loudly whispered,"Negi-chan! Let me introduce myself!!"

"My name is Konoe Miko, nice to meet you." Everyone except for the Kyoto natives and Negi jaw-dropped, and immediately saw the resemblance between the new student and their own Konoe heiress.

Speaking of the heiress, she, despite all her effort to stay calm, rushed forward to hug the girl.

"Micchan!! Micchan, it's so nice to see you again!!" Of course, the Shinmei-ryuu swordsman was not far behind. Much to the surprise of the class, she also hugged the girl, and spoke in a somewhat different way.

"Hey Micchan. Where've you been? We missed you." Negi stopped the happy reunion, but very politely.

"Please girls, can you have the reunion later? We're kind of in class..."

Miko, still blushing that they remembered her old childish nickname, whispered an "I'll tell you later.", then walked back to the front. Negi looked around, deciding where to place her. Luckily, a certain juice-drinking philosopher raised her hand.

"Negi-sensei, if you wish, I can give Miko-san my seat." Negi had a somewhat shocked, somewhat surprised face.

"B-but what about you, Yue-san? You will have no place to-" He was cut off by Chachamaru.

"Master is not here today. Her seat is vacant. Ayase-san can sit there."

But wait, thought Negi, Can't Yue-san sit there while Miko takes Evangeline-san's seat instead?

But they had already changed seats. Miko sat in the desk, and looked around.

"So this is the great class 3-A. Such amazing people." She heard a grunt, and turned her head to see none other than Hasegawa Chisame, looking the other way.

"This class is filled with nothing but freaks. Especially that kid."

"You mean Negi-chan? But he's my age." The net idol finally turned her head, and eyed the young Konoe girl.

"So that makes you a freak too." Miko was about to reply, when a whole crowd of students cut her off.

"Hey wait! We're not ALL freaks!"

"Paru's right!! Only some of us are!"

"Micchan isn't a freak, she's just younger!"

"Ojou-sama's right! How can you call her a freak, Hasegawa-san? You just met her!!"

"Hasegawa-san, how rude. Young people look up to us!"

"Are you saying that we're old?"

"Chiu-Chiu! Who are the biggest freaks here?!"

"Chiu, you're more of a freak then us!"

"It's Makie-san, right? She's the freak! She fails at life, right?!"

A look of utter shock covered the gymnast's face. Caught up with all the commotion, Miko quickly went to Negi for assistance.

"A-a-aren't we in the middle of class?"

"It's okay, Miko. This is a regular day for 3-A. You'll get used to it." He smiled innocently to her, when a loud thud was heard. The students stopped, and crowded in one area. The two ten-year-olders politely pushed their way through the crowd, trying to see what happened. Haruna, who seems to have gotten angry for being called a freak, tried to attack the net idol. Chisame tripped her, and somehow, ended up making the manga-ka fall on her. The green-haired girl's antennae twitched, and that grin was once again on her face. The net idol was about to go into a fit of rage, when Haruna made another comment.

"You really want that story to come true. Don't you, Chiu-Chiu?"

There was a look of pure hatred etched on the orange-haired girl's face.

"Saotome, I'll give you 10 seconds to get off of me."


Oh jeezus. I did horrible again. Ah well.

Oh, that reminds me. That "or what she was trying to convince herself was disgust" part. You get that, right? I'm don't think you're stupid or anything, but I just showed it to my sister, and she had no clue.

So...yeah. Deal with it, fools.