So, after seeing a magnet pic of Hachune and Gakupo on Zerochan, I had to write about these two, and yes, I will write about hachune eating tako Luka, I' so horribal, just so you know, my old name was TheInsaneOtakuFangirl, but I changed it, but whatever, hope you know it's still me! *Bad poker face rage face*


Hachune Miku, her childish tendacies made people consider her annoyong. Her love for green onion and loving to hit people with them. And also her love for hitting tako Luka over the head because, being immature, she was also a pervert, and watched enough hentai to know what that thing is gonna do to everyone, but everyone pulled her away. It angered her, but it's not about that (I'll save that for another fic).Everyone misunderstood her, she was only trying to be noticed like Miku.

But no, my friends, she was actually doing that for another reason. You see, the one she teased most was under the priverlage of earning her inner emotions that connot be shown on her locked in place facial expression. But still, teasing Gakupo was fun, he was possably the funnest to rag on. And he would never do anything to fend her off, not yell at her, or take away her beloved leek. Her daily pestering made her realize she actually liked Gakupo, alot.

So, Hachune wanted to show, another way of showing her affection for the samurai. One day while Gakupo was reading a book, Hachune decided to sneak into his room, her small stacture making it easy to sneak into his room.

Gakupo not noticing her presence until of course she hopped on his bed, right next to him with that sprised lok that was locked on her place, needless to say, he jumped, throwing his book on the floor.

Her growled, "Damnit hachune, I forgot to book mark my page!' He growled at her, he didn't yell at Hachune, even though she was annoying, he can't yell at her, one, he didn't want to, two, even if did, Miku would come in and yell at him. Hey, Miku cares about her counterpart.

Gakupo looked at Hachune, although she had that same look on her face. She looked like she was hiding something.

"What is it Hachune? Gakupo asked.

With that Hachune pulled out a rose from behind her back, "Love me." She said in a monotone voice.

"The hell?" Gakupo said before Hachune hoped on Gakupo, knocking the wind out of him. Even though Hachune was light, it was right on his lungs.

Hachune held the rose closer to Gakupo, saying to words "Love me." In that same voice.

"What? No! Hachune, get off of me!"

Although Hachune's locked facial expression didn't match most of the things she felt, it was acurrate this time, but Gakupo's rejection didn't get to her, instead she held the rose closer to where his lips nearly kissed on of the red pedals and said, this time sounding more like a question. "Love me, Gacky?"

Gakupo nodded, "No, Hachune, do you know how wrong it will look?"

Hachune didn't seem to get that last part in.

Gakupo sat up, knocking Hachune off of him, and saying "No." As Hachune looked up at him, "Miku will get pissed, no matter how annoying you are, she still gives a damn and will kick my ass for being with you.

"She doesn't matter right now." Hachune said, and she did have a point.

"Love me Gakupo."

"Stop saying that Hachune!"

"No."

Gakupo was getting angry at this point, wait, he was already mad when Hachune came in and started saying all that shit. "Get out, Hachune!" Gakupo said, pointing at the door, Hachune was looking at the door. But looked back at Gakupo saying "No…"

"Yes, hurry up, Miku will get the wrong if she sees us like this and will kick my ass."

"So," Hachune said while her eye brows slowly curved into a pissed off expression. "I'm gonna do that to!" with that, Hachune jumped at Gakupo and hit him over the head with a leek she pulled out of the magic pocket from her dress.

"Ow, Hachune, stop that, get." Gakupo was cut off as Hachune kept hitting his head with the leek.

"You no love me, I'll kill you!" She yelled, her voice now sounding like a raspy voice instead of her high as hell voice.

"What!" gakupo maged to yell before hachune wrapped her hands around gakupo's neck and started to choke him, repeting, "I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU, YOU SON OVA BITCH!"

Gakupo was suprised that Hachune's small hands can have such a strong grip around his neck. He could literally feel the blood trying to pump itself to his brain as hachune kept him in her death grip. But fear not, Gakupo's sertain death was soon to be ended.

"Hachune! Hachune!" Miku called, waking down the hallways, looking for her crazy chibi counterpart. "Where is she? Probably pestering Gakupo again." She said to herself, walking towards Gakupo's room. Hachune never went a day without annoying Gakupo.

"Gakupo! Have you seen Hachune?" She said as she walked into Gakupo's room. But it didn't take long for her to notice what was going on, Hachune, sitting on top of Gakupo, shaking his head back and forth as she choked him. With her yelling, "You no love me, I'll kill you!"

Miku gasped, running towards the tw and trying her best to remove Hachune's hands from Gakupo's neck.

"Hachune, stop it!" Miku yelled as she ripped Hachune away from Gakupo's neck, Hachune still flailing her limbs towrds Gakupo.

"Hachune, stop it!" Miku yelled, thankfully, thanks to Miku's ear rapping yell, it shut Hachune up, her eye brows turing back into a sad face.

"I'm so sorry Gakupo! Hachune never did that to anyone."

"It's alright." Gakupo coughed, rubbing his neck which had a red ring surrounding it. Miku gasped upon seeing them. "I'll be alright."

Miku didn't know what to say, she was way to angry at Hachune to say anything else as she dragged the girl out of Gakupo's room, all the while ignoring, but hearing her yell things and flailing.


TBC