Of Masks and Capes
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Clug. Clug. Clug.
Clug… Clug… Clugggg…
Spin Cycle…
I was back in my leotard and cloak.
So long mask.
Clug. Clug. Clug.
Our short lived 'Robinofying' episode had trashed his entire wardrobe. And, of course, cleaning up fell on me.
Well… me and Robin.
Clug. Clug. Clug.
"You know, Robin?"
"Yeah?"
"In the Titans, I'm the one closest to your height."
"Hmmmm…" He smiled.
Clug. Clug. Clug.
"And the mask fits Perfectly."
"Hmmm… and so you decided I was the coolest and attempted to steal my identity?"
"……"
"Hmmm?"
"It was Beastboy's idea."
Clug. Clug. Clug.
"……"
And so long, 'cool'.
"So… what happened with your 'quest'?"
"Yes… changing the subject, trying to feed my ego. You must be embarrassed."
"……"
Clug. Clug. Clug.
"Who did this to you, Robin?" I say abruptly.
"What?"
"Who taught you people skills, Gave you the power of sarcasm and-"Dramatic pause "Gave you a personality?"
"……"
Clug. Clug. Clug.
"Very funny."
"Aren't I?"
"……"
Clug. Clug… Clug……
"Oh, well, see ya' Raven."
We both bent towards the washing Machine…
Trip!
Fall!
POW!
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Of Capes
Our faces were almost touching.
"Robin?"
"Um… yeah?"
"You are on top of me."
"Yes?"
"We are on the floor."
"Yes?"
"Intertwined in your cape."
"Yes?"
"And you have an erection."
"Um…" His cheeks reddened.
"Remind me to kill you later."
"It isn't my fault!"
"It's your cape we're trapped in."
"Yeah…"
"And it was your wardrobe we were washing."
"Yeah…"
"It's your fault."
"……"
Goodbye new personality. The guy I was sharing personal space with was hopeless…
And well toned. No… Teenage hormones won't get the better of me…
"Can't you teleport us out?"
"I need to concentrate to use my powers."
"Um…"
"And I can't exactly concentrate here…"
"Oh…" Hopeless.
"Robin, Roll over."
He complied.
"Again."
If Starfire came in and found us happily rolling over the floor… No, it's too horrible to contemplate.
"Again."
Finally I was on top of him. I relished the position for the smallest fraction of a second.
And get up.
"Um…"
"……"
"……"
"…Robin?"
"Uh, yeah?"
"Hormones are pointless."
"Point taken." He hurried for the exit.
Teleport.
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I know it was weird; it was supposed to be.
To be continued… If I get Reviews.
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