A/N: This is set before InuYasha and Co. come to Horai Island to fight the Four War Gods. If you have a request for a one-shot that features a War Gods pairing(canonXcanon only, but not limited to just WarXWar, I'll write InuXWar God and etc....), just ask for it in the review section. The world needs more literature about the Four War Gods that doesn't have OCs in it.
"Here, Birdy, Birdy, Birdy...." called Jura as he casually strode through the dark forest that was alive with hundreds of fireflies. He stopped momentarily to smash two of the bugs against a tree trunk. Grinning evilly, he wiped his hand on his black and white tiger-striped skirt. Then, he continued down the worn path, his senses working full-blast to find his target.
His pale green eyes widened before narrowing. "Got you, Bird Brain," he snarled, racing forward so fast he disappeared. He reappeared a few moments later in a clearing. "Kyora...." The tall redhead looked away from the river in front of him to look down the path at Jura.
"Yes, Tiger-Breath?" he taunted, a smile playing upon his lips.
"Your ass is mine," replied Jura, drawing his Thunder Cannon.
"Oh, not this again," moaned Kyora, drawing his own weapon. They glared back and forth a few moments, daring the other to make the first move, and, eventually, Jura grew tired of waiting.
"Thunder Cannon!" shouted the tiger, aiming his weapon and shooting three balls of electricity at his opponent.
Kyora leapt into the air to avoid them and called, "Birds of Fire!" Five burning birds materialized and flew towards Jura, who destroyed them with his Thunder Cannon before turning the weapon back on Kyora.
"Take this, Birdy-Boy!" he shouted, attacking mercilessly.
They traded blows, fire meeting lightning, until finally, a lucky shot knocked the feather fan from Kyora's hands. Instantly, Jura released his weapon and grabbed Kyora by the neck, pinning him to a tree.
"Stupid bird...." Jura muttered, pressing his lips to Kyora's. The redhead's eyes widened before closing in pleasure. After a minute, Jura pulled back and stared Kyora in the eyes. The phoenix grinned a bit sheepishly, though he did not mean to.
"Heh. Can't believe I thought you might actually kill me this time."
"Feh. Idiot. If I kill you, I'll have to either fuck Ryora or the overgrown turtle." Kyora laughed as best he could with his neck still pinned to the tree.
"Aw, poor Gura! He never gets laid!" Jura smiled and moved his lips inches from Kyora's.
"Sounds like you'd rather fuck him than me..." The redhead's eyes widened and he began thrashing about in fear.
"N-no! Don't throw me to him again! I barely got away last time!" Jura ignored him and began to drag him away by his neck.
"Aw, come on! Even giant turtles need love!" Jura shouted as they disappeared into the darkness of the forest, laughter and cries of protest blending together.
