Metal: BARK! (Sobs) BARK!

Mewtwo: Metal here lost a bet…and now he must pretend to be his friend's dog for 5 days.

Metal: (whines)

Kyuubi: Oh hush now… (Squirts with water bottle)

Metal: T_T you are worse than Michael Vick…

Brittany: MY DOGS DON'T TALK!

Metal: BARK!

Impmon: Poor Metal… OH WELL!!

Everyone except metal: ON WITH THE SHOW!!

Metal:Bark! Bark!


He sliced…

He sliced with all the rage…

Pain…

Anger…

Sadness…

And betrayal

…he felt in his heart

First his father…

…then maderas…

…and now she has come back to betray him as well

They say his father choked accidentally…

The fools…

It was all planned…

Why would she betray someone she was so close to…was beyond him

But now he was here to return the favor

Flonne was in tears

She brought her especially for Laharl

After the whole pudding fiasco…

And after seeing how hungry he was...

She was sure laharl would take her back without much fuss…

It was not meant to be…

Now she can only watch as her master mercilessly sliced away at her

Hearing a particularly gruesome crunch she could only cover her mouth

She was sure he loved her…

So sure…

But now she knows that she was wrong…

But Laharl DID love her…

He loved her beautiful curves…

How twisted she was…

And even how she tasted… (he bit her as a kid)

But she will not get him…

No…

No…

She shall finally perish…

that damn black pretzel


Metal sonic/enja: _

Metal: :D

Kyuubi: no comment… *get's back to playing Disgaea*

Mewtwo: um *stares at character stats*…how long have you been playing this game?

Kyuubi: DON'T DOUBT TEH BRILLIANCE OF DISGAEA!! *dives over couch*

Mewtwo: NOT THE FACE!! NOT THE FACE!!

Metal: BARK! BARK!

Flonne:Um…read and review people!!