Disclamer: I do not own One Piece.
Wedding Ring
It was the big day. Luffy was finally going to propose to Nami. They've been dating for three years. Some of his friends offered advice on how to do it, while the rest just wished him luck. According to Sanji, it had to be romantic. Franky insisted that he buy flowers. Brook suggested that he buy a gold ring, preferably one that came with a big stone.
Nami was sitting in fancy restaurant with Luffy. His friends were spying from a nearby table. There was romantic music playing. All was going well. They finished eating dinner and walked out of the restaurant.
Sanji: What? I thought he was going to propose.
Robin: Perhaps, Luffy has chosen a different location for this important event.
Ussop: Come on guys. We're losing them.
Zoro: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Everyone except Zoro, Luffy and Nami: WAKE UP!
Luffy and Nami were now at a park. Their friends were hiding behind some bushes. Luffy got down on his knees. Nami could feel tears welling up in her eyes. Her heart was beating so fast, she thought it would burst.
Luffy: Nami, I went to the grocery store.
Everyone: Huh?
Luffy: And I got you this.
Luffy takes out a sack of flour and hands it to Nami.
Nami: Um… thanks Luffy. This is great.
Franky: I told him to get flowers. Not flour. Flowers.
Chopper: Don't worry, maybe he'll get the next part right.
Luffy: Nami will you marry me?
Luffy reaches into his pocket and brings out a paper bag.
Nami: That's a bag from MacDonald's.
Luffy: I know. Your ring is inside.
He reaches into the bag and pulls out an …..ONION RING, deep-fried to crispy, golden, perfection.
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL!
Luffy: Oh, I almost forgot your stone.
Luffy ran off leaving a twitching Nami behind.
BOOM! A gigantic boulder was thrown on the onion ring and crushed it. Poor, poor onion ring.
Luffy: Nami. You still haven't answered my question. Hello?
BAM! Luffy was repeatedly punched into the ground by an enraged red-head. His friends ran away to avoid attracting Nami's wrath. That was the end of their romance. As Luffy lied beaten on the ground, one thought echoed through his mind: I should have gone to Burger King.
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