Haley Smith walked the down the stairs, pushing her brown hair out of her seven year old face. She wanted to get a peek of the presents under the Christmas tree and maybe if she was lucky, Santa Claus. She tiptoed quietly and hid crouched beside the wooden white wall of a railing. She looked out and scanned the area.

She saw what she would normally see under the Christmas tree which of course was presents but next to the pine tree was sight she didn't expect. Mrs. Zoey Smith was kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe a few feet away.

Her seven year old mind only processed one thought. "Why is mommy kissing Santa Claus?" True to the belief, he had long white beard and white curly hair but he was actually very slim.

"Oh, Santa," her mother moaned, "Take me to your sleigh. No, I can't wait." She threw him on the floor and assaulted Santa with merciless ticking.

"What if daddy was watching this?" Haley thought. Her minds flipped to seeing her father walking down the stairs in a sleepy state of mind and seeing his wife tickling and kissing Santa. He would at first be shocked and then cycle through his personalities. He'd come back though and in anger start beating down on the soon to be unhappy elf. This would then trigger the violent personality which would probably start attacking her mother especially with their history.

She held back a giggle. That was short-lived as the fear of her father leaving her mother ran through her. She decided it was time to end this madness.

"Mommy! What are you doing?" she cried while standing up.

Zoey's head whipped around. Her eye widened. "How long have you been there?"

"Long enough to know that Santa's been very naughty!"

Santa chuckled nervously, "How about we just keep this a secret and you'll be on the nice list for the next five years?"

Haley glared at Santa. How dare he insult her intelligence? "That jolly old elf is so screwed when dad finds out," she said still glaring at Santa.

Zoey and Santa shared a glance at each other. How were they going to get out this without ruining Christmas for Haley?


A/N: Happy holidays! This is a result of music feeding my creative outlet and Christmas is almost here! YAY! A classic little I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus one-shot in which the family has a misunderstanding. Anyways, happy holidays again and expect lots of updates and one-shots because exams are over, finally. Oh and Mike never lost his personalities here. Give me that cookie plz and thnx.