I have nothing against any pairings in AOT or yaoi, I just thought this would be something fun for me to write xD


The ashes fall from the sky tonight,
Not a human to be seen,

A kingdom of desolation,
And it looks like I am the king,

This story is so full of blood and gore,
So why does everyone make me a whore?

I just want to make one thing clear,
I am not a queer,

I am not into Mikasa,
I will never love Levi,

The only thing I care about is killing titans,
So let me be!

Stop it! Stop it!
Quit with all of these smut fan fiction!

Don't make me go into any hole!
I will never be into yaoi,

I want to be left alone!
I want to be set free!

Of all of these yaoi fantasies!

Stop it! Stop it!
The only thing I will admit,

Is not love for Mikasa,
Or sexual desires for Levi,

Just that I want every Titan to die!
The only thing I will ever love!

Is the thought of swooping down and killing Titans from above!
Nothing will ever change my mind!

So stay away! I don't like your kind,
I don't care what you do in your room,

Just don't make me Levi's groom!
I want to run through the air,

Listen to my boots hit the cold hard ground,
Not listen to a fantasy where I am gagged and bound,

Stop it! Stop it!
I am begging you!

In case you have forgot,
This manga does have a plot!

I just want to kill Titans not see the smutty fanart you drew!
I will forever seek a story where I am not portrayed as weak!

I will never accept the idea of being with Mikasa or Levi!
Because the only thing I want is every Titan to die.