Scene 1.

Deku is walking down a dark, gloomy, hallway.
The PlayDate gang is behind a wall, drilling through it using a spoon.
As soon as the the hole is done, the crew stuffs a Sandvich through it.
Deku dives for the moist and delicious Sandvich and inserts it inside himself.
He shows it to parents/family, escorting him.
"Look at this, I'm stuffed."
"Its playdate fellas!"
Deku gets whacked, coughing.
"I said it's fucking playdate mutherhumpers"
Deku gets whacked 100 times before c4 blows up.
Spartan first enters the hallway, and shoots an airhorn at the first parent.
Jimmy enters second with a Water Gun Super Aqua Blaster Soaker 1200, missing all his shots.
until there's no more water.
"Dry piece of shit!" exclaimed Jimmy.
Alex enters next and jumps on top of Jimmy, trying to protect him.
Old Man enters last, saying "for fucks sake you asshat, lets go!" and drags him to thge closest corner of the room.
The crew massacres the rest of the guards.
A mad Deku says, "what shitface motherfucker mention a c4?"
Alex turns around and looks at deku for a 69th of a second.
Deku looks at Alex for 420 seconds.
"Nice" to meet you.. Hey, I'm talking to you, you spastic little gremlin!
"Don't move a muscle!" says one of the guards/guardians/friends of parents puts old man the end of a "toy".
Old Man bitch-slaps the lady.
Deku, very saltily, says "Thats my fucking job! Why the fuck did you guys replace me!?"

End of Scene 1.

Scene 2.
The crew escorts Deku out, rushing as their lives are in peril.
"You asshat motherhumpers, why you do this?!" screams Deku, as he looks over to Alex.
The crew carries Deku outside on Old Man's shoulders, similar to a piggyback ride.
He throws him in the van, covered with stickers and drawings that seemed like they were children's.
Alex is driving, Dr. Hax is on the passenger side, Old Man and Spartan are sitting in the back, firing at cops, and Deku hides beneath a tarp.
They finally find their way into a extremly large Staple's Center,
but they can't find their way past the gate, which blocks people from passing until they answer a math question.
"What is 9+10?" questioned a voice.
They couldn't answer the qusetion, no matter how hard they tried to think.
so the Worley Brothers, Spartan and Old Man set off and try to find the calculator room.
Dr. Hax and Alex hold off the assault on the float, using GabeN guns with Random Crits and damage spread.
Old Man and Spartan look frantically for the calcualtor room.
They reach the end of a long hallway, that splits into two, one leading left, one leading right.
"I'll take left," Old Man says, and Spartan nods his head, rushing to the right.
While entering his hallway, Old Man reminds himself of all the good times he and his brother had.
Suddenly, Snipechin on the headset in an annoyed voice says, "Are you kidding me? Spartan the genius is down!"
Spartan was cuffed by 2 random people with Sonic Rings in the Soup Aisle.
Old Man heroicly saves Spartan and tells him,
"We're looking for a TI-34."
"I can't find them,
there's only chicken soup."
"What do you mean there's only soup?"
"There's only soup!"
"Then get out of the Soup Aisle!"
"There's more soup!"
"Then lets go to the Calcaulator Aisle!"
Slowly, but surely, they find the Calculator Aisle after what felt like 4 months.
They open it, and inside it was Shia LaBeouf with an airhorn.
"Oh shi-"
Spartan goes down after a bitchslapping by LaBeouf.
"Git da fuq up" says Old Man, but it doesn't work. Inspire Aced. Go figure.
End Scene 2.

Scene 3.
Location: Near the Float Dr. Hax yells at his earpiece, "Oldie, we are in deep fucking swamp here!"
Old Man answers back, "Give us some time! We've got to DO IT. We'll be in done in-bzzt!"
Alex adds, "I'm running out of crits!"
They were cornered, but then, Deku comes out of his tarp, holding his Badass Akimbo Judge Shotguns.
Alex and Dr. Hax, both mouth agape, whisper one word. "Badass." He pulled the triggers, killing every guard in front of Alex's puny mind.
Except for 1 down the hall aiming at Deku.
Alex spots him and starts spraying with a Pro90, missing every single shot.
"What the fuck! Fix your hitreg, Allah!" yelled Alex.
Dr. Hax one-taps the last guy with a Deagle water gun.
"Now we know he's completey useless!" said Deku.
End Scene 3

Scene four Location: Staple's Shia downs Old Man, but gets up due to his 69 Lives Aced skill.
Out of nowhere, Spartan jumps on Shia and goes to town on Shia LaBeouf.
"Don't mess with my brother, you shit!" Spartan screams as he pounds on Shia's neck, hoping for a pressure point.
While he does, his suit rips, exposing his less-than-muscular arms.
Shia dies from the sight of no muscles.
Old Man spots the TI-34, picking it up and tossing it to Spartan.
Spartan catches it, and replies with "Let's get back to Hax and Alex!"
Once they're back, Spartan inputs the question into the Calculator.
"19!, not 21!"
The gates open, signalling the rest of the crew to move.
Dr. Hax starts driving, and Alex suplexes Deku into the truck.
Random explosions go off where the cops are.
"Michael Gay is truly a blessing!" said Dr. Hax.
Scene 5.
Everyone is reunited "Didn't you guys forget something?" questioned Deku.
"What?" said everyone.
"I need a crew!"
Everyone looks at Alex.
"It's all right, I came prepared."
Deku takes out a box of scorching hot pizza, with extra grease.
Everyone slaps Alex with a slice of pizza.
Drhax gets the final knockout blow with a bar fight instrument.
Everyone leaves alex on the concrete floor, bleeding rainbows and jelly. In loving memory of Alex, 2420-2015, Death by Bar Fight Instrument.
He wuz sort of gud.

Eplogue:
Three cops found Alex on the ground with grease stains on the face They wake him up to ask him questions about himself, to which he replys, "I like meth and gambling."
"We need you to help us take down the PlayDate gang. Are you gunna comply?" asks one of the Metro-Cops.
"No no, guys. I just want to gamble and make meth."
Two exchange looks of disgust, while one appears intrigued, then shakes it away.
The first cop says, "You're either going away, or going to help us. Now spill it!"
Alex stares blankly into the air. "But they're my friends."
"Suit yourself," the second cop says. "Bill, get him out."
"Y-yes sir!" The third cop stands up and leads Alex out.
"Y-you're Alex from PlayDate," Bill says nervously.
Alex nods. "Uh-huh."
Bill slightly smiles at this. "Maybe," he says.
Spinning around, Bill shouts at the top of the lungs, "He's gone!"
Alex asks why he's doing this, and Bill says, "For you, champ. Now scram."
Alex needed not to look back, but smiles at Bill's kindness, and sprints out of the Staple's. The other two cops come running out the door, and Bill points the opposite of the way that Alex ran.
"Go get them... son."

"And that is the story of my old crew," says Deku, closing the book he was reading from.
His son and daughter look blankly at one another, until his son asks,
"But Dad, what about the story about how you met Mom!?"
"I'm not telling you, but I know who will..."
The walls explode, with smoke and dirt filling air, and a single sillhouette stands at the newly-created entrance.
"Uncle John?" Deku asks.
"You betcha."
(End Credits with John Cena music playing.)

EDITOR'S NOTE: I know what you must be thinking. Some parts of this are a bit more detailed than others.
But to be fairly honest, it's because it was written by 2 guys playing PAYDAY 2, thinking it'd be funny to take "Hoxton Breakout"'s trailer, and add their own sort of twist into it. I'm one of those two, Old Man. The other was Dr. Hax. I'm back after having a friend help revise this. If this is bad, you need to see the first version.
But hey. First FanFic of PAYDAY. With some OC, too. Wow, were we shit.

Oh well. Hey! Maybe some feedback would be helpful? We could stand to improve this a lot,
don't you think? It's always nice. Just not too "Brusque." Thanks.

-Old Man, Editor.