"Hey, aren't you that guy from T.V.?" the newest cashier at Dollar General asked the buyer across his conveyor belt.
"Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot," replied the undercover Donald J. Trump. He worried that his bubblegum-pink wig might be slipping off.
Only one item was on the belt: a three-inch long eraser that read "For Very Big Mistakes." It cost $2.49. Dollar General, my ass, thought the former presidential candidate. He would use this eraser to get rid of his Michelle Obama tattoo, and although he could not erase his poor life choices, he would try.
