Twilight: the counts revenge
By
Gene falconstein
Late Night Bella ,Edward ,and their vampire friends were playing cards. Suddenly they heard the sound of shattering glass.
"What was that?" said bella in a very unconvincing voice.
"ill check it out" said jasper " hey its just… wait no!!"
"Jasper…Jasper! Come on lets go see what it is?" said Edward in a Arnold shcwartzenager (how ever you spell that) voice.
When they got to the kitchen ,from the living room, they saw jasper lying on the floor with a note on his body "you ruined my name."
"I have to get bella out of here right now!" yelled Edward as scared as a long taled cat in a room full of rocking chairs (sorry bout the texas saying thing). Suddenly all the light went out.
"Guys." Said Roslyn frightened, she felt a cold hand on her shoulder.
"Aaaaaaaaa!!" she screamed and then nothing.
"is this nomal to just die for no reason." Asked bella
"well…no. at least I don't think so."
" I didn't sign up for this" said bella "im leaving." She began to walk but then her foot steps went silent.
"Im outa here!! Aaaaaaaaaa!!" screamed edaward running, rosyln ran after. Suddenly a voice came out of the darkness.
"did you vrealy sink I vood let you get avay vis your disgusting misinterpretation of vampires. Fools! Now you vill pay for your sins." said the count " So that means I kill one bad actor toe bad actor three bad actor zen four bad actor. Ehehehe."
Then he destroyed the two vampires and the twilight saga ended and the world is free the economy went back up, crime rates went down, and all the children in africa became milionaires!!
