Greetings Friends here is a little story that takes place during iSaved your life. Not only do you get a little Creddie here, we will reveal Lewberts secret.

I hope you enjoy

A/N I do not own or have the rights to iCarly but I am working on getting the rights to "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

Freddie Benson woke up to what was the best day of his short life. Sure getting hit by a taco truck was a huge bummer, but everything that happened afterwards was fantastic. Carly now saw him in "that way", and that kiss…wow…. what a kiss, he had been kissed before, there was Sam and Melanie(he still wasn't certain that she existed) but that kiss with Carly left him euphoric. He felt so good he didn't need his pain meds.

Carly sat in front of her mirror her head resting on her hands staring dreamily into space. She was remembering snippets of her dreams, Freddie the knight in shining armor fighting the dragon to save her, Freddie her Romeo serenading her in her balcony, Freddie her Lancelot and she was his Guinevere. No matter what he did in her dreams it couldn't compare what he had done for her, risking his life, saving her from certain death. There was one thing for certain she every time she ate a taco she would be thankful for her life, from now on ever day was a gift, and Freddie was the greatest gift of all.

Mrs. Benson barged into Freddie's room to see how he was doing. He quickly pulled his blanket around him.

"Mom please knock first, I was getting dressed."

"Oh Freddie its nothing I haven't saw before. I saw you naked on the day you were born, and a great many times after that, and beside I am a nurse I see naked people everyday".

"I am not a kid anymore; I would like a little privacy."

"Why, so you can do filthy disgusting things like I caught you and THAT girl doing last night. Oh Freddie you are so naïve, she was trying to take advantage of my precious innocent boy. It's because of her your broken!."

"Mom would you rather I would have let her get killed by that taco truck"?

"Of course not, you see Freddie if she had been raised right this whole thing would of never happened. Her dad gone all the time, and raised by her artist brother, I bet no one has ever cared enough about her to give her a tick bath."

Freddie just shook his head, his mother meant well but sometimes she bordered on the insane.

Carly gave Freddie a quick text.

"Hey sweetie how ya doing? I've been thinking about u."

Indeed she had been thinking about him, she was just realizing what a fantastic person he was, outside of Sam he was her best friend. Now she had a twinge of regret, she remembered all those times she had hurt him by going out with other guys, and how he had always been there when those other guys broke her heart. He was always there always ready to listen, never saying "I told you so ". The one thing that set Freddie apart was that he always put my needs first no matter how bad she hurt him. Well today that was going to end from this day forward she was going to make sure he knew how special he was to her.

She got a text back.

"Thinking about u 2"

She texted back "U R in my dreams ;-)"

"U R in mine 2 "

"Going 2 skool?"

"Yes"

"Need any help?"

"Meet me in 5 minutes"

"YES!"

The next five minutes felt more like five hours. Now it was her turn to peak out the peep hole waiting for him to come out. She hoped his mom would let her help him after all see did blame her for what happened, then freaked out when she caught them kissing. That was bad enough but being run out of Freddie's room by his mom beating her with his underwear, now that was just weird.

Freddie's mom barged into his room again "Freddie are you ready for school?"

"Mom I asked you to knock first"

"If you have nothing to hide you shouldn't be afraid of being caught at something. Do we need to have a little talk again on how to suppress those kinds of urges?"

"NO….for the love of Gosh…..NO! "

"Well then get your things we need to get going"

"I told Carly she could get a ride to school with us."

"Oh Freddie no, hasn't she done enough to you? You were such a nice boy before she started to blossom out, now she is using her feminine wiles to lead you astray."

"Mom I am going to need her help to get around school today."

"I will take some time off and come to school with you."

"Remember there is a restraining order against you from coming into Ridgeway."

"I still think mandatory tick baths were a good idea. Ok…she can come with us"

"Thanks mom"

Carly was at her station peering out the peephole of the door just waiting for Freddie to appear. Then she saw the knob turn, and in a flash she was out in the hall way.

Freddie came hobbling out on his crutches.

"Hey Freddie how's my number one man?"

"Doing great now that you're here."

Then Mrs. Benson came out, and gave Carly an icy stare.

"Good morning Carly" she said thru gritted teeth. "I hope you feel well especially your unbroken leg."

"MOM" said Freddie.

"It's okay" said Carly "All this is my fault, you are so my hero."

She reached up and touched his face.

Marissa immediately slapped her hand away. "He already has enough bad thoughts without you getting him all twitterpated"

Carly giggled under her breath "twitterpated"

The threesome got into the elevator to go down to the lobby. On the way down Carly and Freddie were looking at each other out of the corner of their eye. Carly winked at him and puckered her lips like she was giving him a kiss; Freddie smiled and did the same.

When they got to the lobby Mrs. Benson looked Carly in the eyes and gave her Freddie's backpack. "I will bring the car around to the front so my poor little Freddie bear won't have so far to walk. I want no funny business out of you Miss Sassy" and with that she tromped out of the building.

Carly dropped Freddie's backpack on the floor. She slid up to him "You look like you could use some help standing up, why don't you put your arms around me?"

"I am fine I have my crutches" then he looked into her beautiful big brown eyes then he realized what she wanted "oh….I do believe I need some help."

They entwined in an embrace, she caressed his face with her hand.

"Oh Freddie" she moaned then they passionately kissed.

Just like in the movies Carly did a "foot pop" (and he would have done the same thing if his leg hadn't been in a cast).

When they broke for air, the both looked a little disorientated.

"How was that?" Carly asked.

All Freddie could say was "Flibble my giblets."

Carly just smiled "you know I don't think we did that quite right let's try it again"

They leaned in and embraced in another kiss, then they both felt something wet spray them.

"QUIT THAT, this is a family lobby" it was Lewbert spraying them with his squirt bottle.

"We weren't doing anything wrong, you got something against love?" said Carly

"Love?" thought Freddie "I like where this is going." He leaned in again to Kiss Carly.

Immediately Lewbert sprayed them again.

"Enough already, get a room or better yet get a new place to live!"

Freddie glared at the doorman "You're just jealous because you aren't getting any."

"Oh ho ho geek boy you would be surprised at what Lewbert is getting!"

"You couldn't get a starving dog to follow you home even if you had a pork chop hanging around your neck" Jeered Freddie.

"Blah blah blah blah" Lewbert responded. "I have more than a pork chop that's hanging."

"I will let you little fizzbags in on a little secret, I have had sex with every woman in this building but one…so there!"

Then he got on the elevator and winked at them "If you will excuse me I have some "Plumbing to unclog"

Carly and Freddie looked at each other, just the thought of it made them want to Ralph.

"Ewww" said Freddie "that is disgusting."

Marissa came running over to him "What's disgusting? Did she try something again?"

"No mom, it's Lewbert. He said he has had sex with every woman in this building but one."

"Hmmm" Marissa thought out loud "I bet it would be that stuck up Mrs. Smurtz in apartment 7-B"

More A/N Well wasn't that a long ways to go to get to the punch line. I hope you enjoyed it. I was thinking of making this more than a one shot so if anyone would like to see it continue let me know, and if you would be so kind would you leave a review.

Thanks

The Baron.

P.S If you don't know what Plan 9 from outer space is look it up, it is possibly the worst American movie ever made.