"Mommy can I have a pony?"

"What? No!"

"Please!"

"Where would we keep a pony Jess?"

"My tree house!"

"Jess sweetie you don't have a tree house" 

"Peaches said he would build one for me"

"His names Angel honey"

"Uncle Spike calls him Peaches"

"Uncle Spike's a vampire, a very rude vampire"

"Can I be a Vampire?"

"What? No!"   

"Why not? Peaches and Uncle Spike are."

"Angel and Spike are special vampires, normal vampires aren't like them"

"Aren't I special?"

"Of course sweetie but Angel and Spike are a different kind of special." 

"Mommy can I please have a pony?" 

Disclaimer: Not mine; I'm not a lowly flag. I mean I'm just a fan…  Joss owns it all…   

A/n exactly a hundred words… drabbleness. For Meals because she is the Daphne to my Fred