Announcer: Welcome to The Weakest Link, a Slam Dunk special. The
contestants will compete for a million pounds- -
Fujima(whipping out a sleek scientific calculator): Excuse me, but what's the conversion rate from British pounds to Japanese yen?
Maki leaned over to whisper.
Fujima: Ah, thanks.
He punched numbers furiously into the calculator.
Announcer: Err, as I was saying, the contestants will compete for a million pounds, which the winner will donate to charity. ^-^;;
Mitsui waved a hand in the air.
Announcer: Yes?
Mitsui: What's the point in us competing then? You could just give the money to charity and save everyone's time.
The others agreed with him.
Announcer: Err, this is a charity fund-raiser?
Mitsui: Ah. For the little kids without homes, ne? Souyo, souyo..
Announcer: Actually sir, it's for the old folks.
Mitsui: Oh. Is that so? Well then.
Announcer gives him a strange look. O.o
Announcer: Well, if there are no more questions, I would like to continu- -
Mitsui waved another hand in the air.
Announcer: Err, yes?
Mitsui: Did you say charity fund-raising event?
The announcer nods.
Mitsui: But you just said that we're competing for a million pounds! How can it be a fund-raiser since we already know how much we'll raise? O.o
Announcer: Err..
Sakuragi: Oi Mitchy! Will you leave the onna alone?
Kogure: Sakuragi's right, Mitsui. We shouldn't harass the poor announcer. She's just following the script. ^-^;;
Mitsui grumbled but backed down.
Announcer: Thank you, sirs. ^-^;; (Sakuragi perks up at being called a 'sir') I'm sure you're well aware of how the game works (shakes all around)...err..well, then you'll have to pick up along the way. Our contestants tonight are,
Mr Maki Shinichi Mr Kiyota Nobunaga Mr Fujima Kenji
Mr Sendoh Akira
Mr Mitsui Hisashi
Mr Sakuragi Hanamichi
Mr Rukawa Kaede
and
Mr Kogure Kiminobu
Announcer: Right, shall we begin?
Sendoh: Announcer-san?
Announcer: Yes?
Sendoh: Aren't you supposed to be stern? And bitchy?
Announcer: Err, well, see, I'm not very good at acting...err, Mr Rukawa Kaede sir, please, we're starting now..
Sakuragi: Oi, kitsune. Wake up.
Rukawa: Hnn? XO (stretches and yawns)
Announcer: Good. Shall we begin?
Announcer: First question, what do you call the young of a frog?
Sakuragi(happily): Chibi froggy! ^-^
Announcer: Ah, no, your answer is wrong, I'm afraid. The correct answer is...
Kiyota(yelling): Spawn! Spawn!
Announcer: Yes, that is correct. The young of a frog is called spawn.
Kiyota: BWAHAHAHA! You're so dumb red-haired monkey! =D
Sakuragi(turning red): Urusai you stupid saru! X/
Announcer: Err, next question (both fall silent). How do you define weight?
Maki: The pull of gravity on an object.
Announcer: That is correct.
Kiyota: Yay! Maki-san! ^-^
Announcer: What is the equation relating energy to mass?
Sakuragi: What's that? @-@
Kogure: ½ mass multiplied by volume squared.
Announcer: Correct. What is the name of the disease which people are prone to as they age?
Sakuragi: I know! Is it..(guessing) the ji-ji syndrome?
Announcer: That is incorrect. ^-^;;
Sakuragi: Nani?!!! But it can't be wrong! Ask ji-ji over there! (points at Maki)
Maki managed to keep a straight face as everyone else sniggered.
Announcer: The correct answer is Alzheimer's. The proceeding question, what do you call an ape with red hair?
Kiyota and Mitsui: SAKURAGI HANAMICHI! (doubles up with laughter) =D
Sakuragi: TEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X/ Even Maki had to crack a smile at that.
Kogure: Maa maa, minna-san....let's all be serious here. ^-^;;
Mitsui(still laughing hard): All right, orang utan.
Sakuragi: Nani? What did you call me Mitchy? X/
Kiyota(howling with laughter): The saru finally admits he is one! BWAAHAHAHA!!!!! =D
Announcer: Err, please, we're on a live telecast. ^-^;;
Sendoh: Souka? Why didn't you tell me? (runs his fingers through his hair and smiles charmingly into the camera)
Announcer: Err...Orang utan is correct. What do you call the release of energy from the fusion of two nuclei?
Fujima: Nuclear fusion. ^-^
Announcer: Correct. A person who has red eyes, white hair and pale skin is called...?
Kiyota: A vampire!
Sakuragi: No it's not! You baka saru! It's an albino!
Mitsui and Sendoh: What did you just say? O.O
Sakuragi: An albino. You know, a person with red eyes, pale skin, yare yare..
Fujima: I'm impressed O.o
Maki changed his mind about the redhead not being very bright.
Announcer: Right you are. What is... Can somebody wake Mr Rukawa Kaede please? He's drooling all over the microphone... ._ Err...we'll go for a short commercial break.
Fujima(whipping out a sleek scientific calculator): Excuse me, but what's the conversion rate from British pounds to Japanese yen?
Maki leaned over to whisper.
Fujima: Ah, thanks.
He punched numbers furiously into the calculator.
Announcer: Err, as I was saying, the contestants will compete for a million pounds, which the winner will donate to charity. ^-^;;
Mitsui waved a hand in the air.
Announcer: Yes?
Mitsui: What's the point in us competing then? You could just give the money to charity and save everyone's time.
The others agreed with him.
Announcer: Err, this is a charity fund-raiser?
Mitsui: Ah. For the little kids without homes, ne? Souyo, souyo..
Announcer: Actually sir, it's for the old folks.
Mitsui: Oh. Is that so? Well then.
Announcer gives him a strange look. O.o
Announcer: Well, if there are no more questions, I would like to continu- -
Mitsui waved another hand in the air.
Announcer: Err, yes?
Mitsui: Did you say charity fund-raising event?
The announcer nods.
Mitsui: But you just said that we're competing for a million pounds! How can it be a fund-raiser since we already know how much we'll raise? O.o
Announcer: Err..
Sakuragi: Oi Mitchy! Will you leave the onna alone?
Kogure: Sakuragi's right, Mitsui. We shouldn't harass the poor announcer. She's just following the script. ^-^;;
Mitsui grumbled but backed down.
Announcer: Thank you, sirs. ^-^;; (Sakuragi perks up at being called a 'sir') I'm sure you're well aware of how the game works (shakes all around)...err..well, then you'll have to pick up along the way. Our contestants tonight are,
Mr Maki Shinichi Mr Kiyota Nobunaga Mr Fujima Kenji
Mr Sendoh Akira
Mr Mitsui Hisashi
Mr Sakuragi Hanamichi
Mr Rukawa Kaede
and
Mr Kogure Kiminobu
Announcer: Right, shall we begin?
Sendoh: Announcer-san?
Announcer: Yes?
Sendoh: Aren't you supposed to be stern? And bitchy?
Announcer: Err, well, see, I'm not very good at acting...err, Mr Rukawa Kaede sir, please, we're starting now..
Sakuragi: Oi, kitsune. Wake up.
Rukawa: Hnn? XO (stretches and yawns)
Announcer: Good. Shall we begin?
Announcer: First question, what do you call the young of a frog?
Sakuragi(happily): Chibi froggy! ^-^
Announcer: Ah, no, your answer is wrong, I'm afraid. The correct answer is...
Kiyota(yelling): Spawn! Spawn!
Announcer: Yes, that is correct. The young of a frog is called spawn.
Kiyota: BWAHAHAHA! You're so dumb red-haired monkey! =D
Sakuragi(turning red): Urusai you stupid saru! X/
Announcer: Err, next question (both fall silent). How do you define weight?
Maki: The pull of gravity on an object.
Announcer: That is correct.
Kiyota: Yay! Maki-san! ^-^
Announcer: What is the equation relating energy to mass?
Sakuragi: What's that? @-@
Kogure: ½ mass multiplied by volume squared.
Announcer: Correct. What is the name of the disease which people are prone to as they age?
Sakuragi: I know! Is it..(guessing) the ji-ji syndrome?
Announcer: That is incorrect. ^-^;;
Sakuragi: Nani?!!! But it can't be wrong! Ask ji-ji over there! (points at Maki)
Maki managed to keep a straight face as everyone else sniggered.
Announcer: The correct answer is Alzheimer's. The proceeding question, what do you call an ape with red hair?
Kiyota and Mitsui: SAKURAGI HANAMICHI! (doubles up with laughter) =D
Sakuragi: TEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X/ Even Maki had to crack a smile at that.
Kogure: Maa maa, minna-san....let's all be serious here. ^-^;;
Mitsui(still laughing hard): All right, orang utan.
Sakuragi: Nani? What did you call me Mitchy? X/
Kiyota(howling with laughter): The saru finally admits he is one! BWAAHAHAHA!!!!! =D
Announcer: Err, please, we're on a live telecast. ^-^;;
Sendoh: Souka? Why didn't you tell me? (runs his fingers through his hair and smiles charmingly into the camera)
Announcer: Err...Orang utan is correct. What do you call the release of energy from the fusion of two nuclei?
Fujima: Nuclear fusion. ^-^
Announcer: Correct. A person who has red eyes, white hair and pale skin is called...?
Kiyota: A vampire!
Sakuragi: No it's not! You baka saru! It's an albino!
Mitsui and Sendoh: What did you just say? O.O
Sakuragi: An albino. You know, a person with red eyes, pale skin, yare yare..
Fujima: I'm impressed O.o
Maki changed his mind about the redhead not being very bright.
Announcer: Right you are. What is... Can somebody wake Mr Rukawa Kaede please? He's drooling all over the microphone... ._ Err...we'll go for a short commercial break.
