Chapter 1: Of Torment and Tomatoes!
Maleficent (Disney's Sleeping Beauty) sighed as she filed a document away in a cabinet and went to the fire-cooler.
"Yo, Mally! What up?!" Beezy J. Heinous (Jimmy Two-Shoes) smiled, drinking some fire and coughing badly.
"One, Don't call me that! Two, if you MUST know, I'm stewing in rage at my imprisonment here." Maleficent snarled.
"Yeesh, who peed in your OJ?" Daina Le Guin (Dead Space) eye-rolled.
"I'm not proud of it, but the boss made me do it." Heloise (Jimmy Two-Shoes) grumbled. Nearby, Famine (Marvel Comics) poured out her OJ… only for it go into her mouth, making her gag.
"I miss Scourge." Rosy the Rascal (Sonic the Hedgehog Archie Comics) sniffled.
"Would you shut about that green edgelord already?! We have better things to be worrying about!" Palpatine (Star Wars) snapped. Rosy responded by hammering him to a bloody pulp.
"Dang it Rosy! Stop doing that! Now I have to clean him up!" Light Yagami (Death Note) sighed, massaging his temples.
"Yo, the boss wants to see you 8." Wendy O. Koopa (Super Mario Bros.) grunted, showing up.
"Beelzebub?!" The group wailed.
"No, you bozos. The OTHER boss." Wendy sighed. The group sighed in relief and went to see their other boss, Devillina. Devillina was a clone of the Big B (as the denizens of Heck called Beelzebub) who had been put in charge while he was away. Unfortunately, She had an identity crisis when Beelzebub returned and committed suicide, leading her to be another condemned soul.
"Guys, I need you to pick up the latest tomato shipment." Devillina ordered nervously.
"Aye Aye!" Rosy cheered.
"Keep in mind, I'm getting a fire swirly if you guys screw this up, so PLEASE don't screw it up!" Devillina begged.
"Relax, we got this." Maleficent grunted, the gang going to get the tomatoes.
1 hour later…
"We're losttttttttt." Beezy whined.
"We can see that, doofus!" Heloise snapped.
"Name calling won't solve anything." Light muttered.
"I'm pretty sure we missed the tomato shipment by now..." Maleficent sighed.
"Well, at least we tried." Daina shrugged.
"Yo, what're you guys up to?" Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mirage Comics) asked.
"We'[re trying to find the tomatoes shipment, but we're lost." Beezy shrugged.
"...You guys have been wandering the same area a few feet away from Devillina's office in a circle for the past hour." Shredder pointed out. Sure, the group looked around to notice Shredder was right.
"...I hate everything." Maleficent deadpanned.
"Idiots." CleoNeopatra, a failed clone of Cleopatra, deadpanned, walking past.
Devillina was heard wailing as she received a fire swirly and everyone awkwardly got back to work.
