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In honor of the Phantom Menace being re-released into theaters in 3-D I give you one of my favorite movie series crossed-over with one of my favorite animes. By the way this takes place during modern day times (twenty-first century)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

(Epic Star Wars them start)

Episode I

The Anime Menace

It is a time of turmoil in the galaxy. The Galactic republic has placed a taxation on outlying trade routes to other planets in the galaxy. To counter this the greedy Trade Federation has sent a blockade of battle ships off to the small planet of Naboo.

In order to combat retaliation from the Jedi and Republic the Trade Federation have secretly kidnapped several beings as hostages who they believe to be Jedi from a solar system that they passed through with only one inhabitable planet.

Unaware to them the chancellor has secretly sent two Jedi aboard the Trade Federation ship disguised as ambassadors to resolve the conflict unaware of the strange people that they will meet aboard the ship...

(Epic Star Wars theme end)

Slowly Germany opened his eyes. He lifted his body up while rubbing the back of his sore head.

"Ow. Vhy the hell does my head hurt so much?" The last thing he remembered was walking back home with Italy after a world meeting until something hit him on the back of the head knocking him out.

"He's awake roger, roger." Germany quickly turned to his left to find a sandy colored humanoid robot holding a gun next to him. Now this fact startled him a little and he took a look around the room he was in.

It was a white brightly lit sleek looking room, with him in the middle. He was surrounded by about eight more of the sandy colored robots. As he continued to look around he found the only exit to be a gray futuristic looking sliding door, and he saw something else strange outside.

Looking out of the only window he saw stars and a planet outside. Now being in space was already strange enough, but the planet was what really threw him off. Being a nation of the planet Earth he could tell right away that this planet wasn't it by as strange as it may seem not feeling himself.

"Vhere the hell am I?" He said to himself while clutching his head as the leader of the droids pressed some button on it's head contacting the captain of the ship.

"Viceroy, prisoner three is awake Roger, Roger." 'Wait prisoner three? that must mean the other nations might be on this ship as well.' Germany thought but these thoughts were interrupted by a chorus of roger, rogers from the droids.

"Roger, roger."

"Roger, roger,"

"Roger, roger."

"Roger, roger."

"Roger, roger."

"Roger, roger."

"Roger, roger."

"Roger, roger."

"Mein Gott! Vill you all shut up!" Yelled Germany angrily at the droids. There was then complete blissful silence in the room...

"Roger, roger." It was almost enough to make him cry. Suddenly the doors slid open with a hiss and Germany turned around to see his capturers Nute Gunray and his lieutenant Rune Haakon.

"Hello Jedi." Said Nute Gunray in an evil manner.

"Vhat?" Germany Asked in confusion. Being in space surrounded by strange robots was already bad enough, now these strange gray, wrinkly aliens that were keeping him captive were calling him unusual names he didn't understand.

"Don't play dumb with us Jedi. We're prepared for any one of your tricks."

'Vhis can't be real.' Germany kept telling himself over and over inside his head while grasping it thinking this was all just a terrible dream.

"Don't worry you and your Jedi friends won't be harmed...yet. We need you to help the coming republic ambassadors...cooperate with us." The Nemodian then gave a slimy evil smile.

"Vold on a second can at least tell me where I am!" Germany yelled back at Gunray refusing to be intimidated.

"Your on the Trade Federation ship along with your other friends."

'So the others are on this ship.' Germany was about question further when the droid commander came up to Gunray.

"Viceroy, the ambassadors are here. Roger, roger."

"Ah good. Tell TC-14 to take them to the meeting room, and droid. Do not let the Jedi escape in case the negotiations become problematic."

The droid then saluted and gave a robotic: "Roger, roger."

The two Nemodians then left the room while the battle droids formed a circle around Germany standing at attention with their backs turned to him.


A battle droid came walking out of a cell where they kept one of their more violent prisoners.

"Did prisoner seven have any weapons?" Asked the droid commander.

"No but he did have this with him." The battle droid handed his commander a bottle of clear liquid that looked like water but had Vodka written on the side of the bottle. The commander inspected it over for a second before handing it back to the fellow droid.

"Take this up the others and see if they can figure out what this is."

"Roger, roger." The battle droid then turned around and ran relatively fast not wanting to be near that specific prisoner any longer.


Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-wan sat in the meeting room waiting for the Nemodians to arrive.

"What's taking the Nemodians so long they should be here by now?" Asked an impatient Obi-wan to his master.

"I don't know but I sense much fear from them, and...I sense the presence of other life forms strong in the force on this ship." Replied Qui-Gon Jinn in a calm and wise demeanor.

"So then it's not just me. you sense it too"

"Yes proceed with caution young one. We don't know what the Nemodians have in store for us."


"What the ambassadors are two Jedi?" Yelled a surprised Nute Gunray. He was on the bridge with Rune Haakon being told the news by TC-14 his protocol droid.

"Yes I'm quite sure of it." TC-14 replied.

"Why do you think there here?" Asked a worried Rune to Gunray.

"They must be here to save their fellow Jedi we captured."

"Oh no were doomed."

"Not yet. I'll contact Sidious he'll know what to do." He then turned around to TC-14

"Droid, why don't you bring drinks to our guests."

"Yes Viceroy." TC then bowed and headed off to get drinks for the Jedi to keep up appearances.


Germany still sat in the middle of the room surrounded by a circle of battle droids. Suddenly he got an idea. He checked the pockets of the green military jacket he was wearing and saw that the aliens forgot to take away the mechanic tools he kept with him.

From this he was able to formulate a clever albeit risky plan. He took out his wrench and screw driver and crept closer to the battle droid commander putting his plan in action.