Hetalia taught me that if you draw a circle, that's the earth.

Hetalia taught me that Italians can be tomato-box fairies.

Hetalia taught me that Germans can make Cuckoo-clocks.

Hetalia taught me that Japan refrains from speaking and senses the mood.

Hetalia taught me Austria is awesome at the piano.

Hetalia taught me that Britian really can't cook.

Hetalia taught me that the Allies had a tough time getting along.

Hetalia taught me that France profits from the sidelines.

Hetalia taught me that Britian cheers himself up with magic.

Hetalia taught me that Italians are better at retreating than fighting.

Hetalia taught me that the Japanese have a hard time getting used to western nations.

Hetalia taught me that China misses Japan as his little brother.

Hetalia taught me that Britian is still heartbroken over the Revolutionary War.

Hetalia taught me that Sealand will never be acknowledged.

Hetalia taught me that Lichtenstein loves her big brother Switzerland.

Hetalia taught me that Switzerland is a little trigger happy.

Hetalia taught me that Busby's chair is no good when it comes to Russia.

Hetalia taught me how to "KolKolKol".

Hetalia taught me that Italy and Germany are BFF'S.

Hetalia taught me that Christmas can stop anything, even war.

Hetalia taught me that Britian has a BFF named Flying Mint Bunny.

Hetalia taught me that if you wish on a shooting star, it'll come true.

Hetalia taught me that Nikujaga was made out of jealousy.

Hetalia taught me that America can't draw.

Hetalia taught me that Canadians aren't noticeable.

Hetalia taught me that no matter what, Germany and Italy will be BFF'S.

Hetalia taught me that Belarus really wants to marry Russia.

Hetalia taught me that Ukraine is a crybaby.

Hetalia taught me that Poland loves ponies.

Hetalia taught me how to "Ohonhonhonhon~"

Hetalia taught me how to "Kesesese!"

Hetalia taught me how to "Fusosososo!"

Hetalia taught me how to "Aiyaaa!"

Hetalia taught me that Hungary is a huge threat when she has a frying pan.

Hetalia taught me that America never catches colds.

Hetalia taught me that Greece wants to be a cat.

Hetalia taught me that Prussia loves himself a little too much.

Hetalia taught me that everyone will become one with Mother Russia.

Hetalia taught me that Sweden isn't very good with words.

Hetalia taught me that Latvia is naturally spacey.

Hetalia taught me that Turkey can't stand seeing Japan and Greece together.

Hetalia taught me that the world can be about cats.

Hetalia taught me that we can dance to the world's beat.

Hetalia taught me that Britain can't blend in when in Italy.

Hetalia taught me that white blobs need faces, too.

Hetalia taught me that Lithuania and Poland are BFF'S.

Hetalia taught me that Japan and Switzerland like dancing on mountains.

Hetalia taught me that Germans are the engineers, the British are the police, the French are the cooks, the Swiss are the bankers, an the lover will be from Italy.

Hetalia taught me all of these things. What did it teach you?