Spoilers: Doctor Who - seasons 1-5
Buffy The Vampire Slayer - seasons 1-4 (especially 3)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, though wouldn't it be brilliant if I did?

Scoobies, Slayers and Sontarans

"Don't tell me this is an alien planet!" Donna Noble exclaimed stepping out of the TARDIS, "It looks so much like earth.

"Wait is it earth? Are we on earth? Why are we on earth? You said you were taking me for a vacation on some grand planet decades in the future!" Donna turned to her companion, "This just looks like plain old modern day earth."

"Hmm well this is definitely not Midnight," Donna's skinny companion agreed, "but I don't believe it's modern day." The ancient alien slipped back into the police box and pulled one of the many screens towards him.

"Ah I was right: January 28th 1999, Sunnydale Cali- oh look at this we're in California."

"Lovely, which way to the beach?"

"Now now Donna, the TARDIS wouldn't bring us here if it wasn't important."

"I was promised a vacation, Doctor and a vacation is exactly what I'm getting."

The Doctor gave his best mate a stern look "Come on now Donna where's your sense of adventure?"

"I must have left it back with the Ood."

"Fine then I'm going to check out this town see why we've been brought here while you waste your day getting sunburned. I think I'll start by talking to the townspeople."

The Doctor gazed around. "You there young man!" A boy barely reaching The Doctor's chest walked awkwardly towards them.

"Yeah?"

"Tell me have you noticed anything weird happening in this town lately?"

"Huh?"

"You know like mysterious disappearances or unusual characters hanging about?"

"So you're new to Sunnydale then?"

"Well yes as a matter of fact we just arrived."

The boy gave them a strange look before noticing a rather large boy wearing a football jacket walking towards them.

"Oh no here comes Larry, I have to go these are my last pair of pants; look if you want answer you should try talking to Mr. Giles, the school librarian he and a few students always seem to be in the middle of the weirdness that is Sunnydale." The miniature boy said before scurrying to the school across the street.

"Well that was odd." Donna muttered.

"I don't know adolescent bullying is quite common."

"No not that I meant when you mentioned mysterious disappearances he didn't even blink."

"Hmm yes well I think we'll be sticking around this town for a little while. We need to talk to this librarian, well allons-y."

"Doctor!"

"What?"

"You can't just walk into a school you'll get us arrested!"

The Doctor appeared to be contemplating this. "Maybe you're right." The Doctor snapped his fingers.

"Donna, how do you feel about some undercover work?"

"Now that sounds more like it." Donna nodded.

"Right then now allons-y!"


Willow Rosenberg leaned in closer to her friends. "So the demon just disappeared?" Her large green eyes going wide.

Buffy Summers nodded. "Yep, I was all ready to open a can of slayer butt-whoop on his big tin can when he yelled some weird warrior cry or something and then just poof."

"Have you talked to the G-man yet?" Xander Harris questioned, "Maybe he'll know what's up with the big disappearing metal demon."

"Not yet but I'm planning on talking to him at lunch time, maybe we can meet and have a scoobies research party to find out what's the deal with ol' metal butt."

Willow and Xander agreed.

"Oh and there's something else when I went to fight him he took off his helmet and his head-" The door to the classroom opened and a man in a navy blue suit and red converse entered.

"Good morning class," the man smiled broadly at them, "I'm Mr. Smith your new substitute teacher."

"Hey cool we've got an actual English teacher teaching us English." Xander laughed.

"Wonderful observation Mr-?"

"Harris but most people call me Xander or Mr. Supremely awesome and incredibly good-looking."

"Oh please." A haughty looking girl spoke up, "The day people start calling you that will be the day Oscar De La Renta's has a 90% off sale, which by the way will never happen."

"Really Cordy because if I recall correctly it was you who gave me that nickname, remember in the broom closet, across from the gym?" Cordelia blushed and tutted.

"Ri-ight. Well as long as that is settled, who would like to tell me what it is we are learning about?" The Doctor gave the hormonal teens a stern look, well as stern as he could since he found these student to be highly amusing.

Willow raised her hand. "We just started reading To Kill A Mockingbird."

"Ah yes an American classic, the story of Scout, Jem and Boo Radley."

"Isn't this story a little violent for school?" Xander asked, "I mean innocent children learning how to kill rare bird species!"

"Xander." Willow laughed, "The story isn't really about killing mockingbirds."

Xander's eyes went wide in surprise. "But there are mockingbirds in it right? Right?"

Buffy laughed and playfully shoved Xander; a playful shove that sent Xander sprawling to the floor.

"Oh, oh Xander, I'm so sorry!" Buffy jumped up helping Xander back to his feet. "Are you all right?"

"Oh don't worry my spleen caught my fall." Xander muttered massaging his shoulder.

"That's quite the arm you've got there." The Doctor studied the small blonde girl with interest.

"Who? Me?" Buffy laughed her voice going strangely high, "No, no my muscles are the normal strength of any teenage girl my age, h-he's just really weak."

"I second that." Cordelia smirked

Xander stopped rubbing his still throbbing shoulder. "Hey!"