Notice: Many animatronics were hurt in the making of this film. Mostly bunnies.

Notice 2: I didn't try very hard on this. It's supposed to be a joke.

Our story takes place on a monday afternoon. Our character Michael, was like, sprinting.

"Aw, yeah! Ain't nobody got anything on my swag-oof!" Michael said, hitting a sign. "The f**k."

The sign had a job notice was in front of him. It had a 'employee needed' sign. Michael then squinted his eyes as he saw the job. Freddy Faz Bears Super Pizzaria. It had the largest selection of animatronics out of any restaurant.

"Awwww, hell no! There is no way I'm working in the f***ing same building as some haunted animatronics! There is no way in god's name I am going to-"


11:57 1st-pov

"Author...you mother f*cker." I mumbled. Out of all of the things he could have done, this was officially the worst. As soon as I get the chance I swear to god I'm going to-

*ring* *ring* *ring*

Of course...of course there's a phone guy. I wonder what they will say?

"Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hel- Ahhhh, I'm joking. Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Super Pizzaria. I decided to leave a voice recording-" The phone guy said...wait a second. That voice sounds familiar.

"Ash?" I asked.

"Uhhh...no. I am not Ash. Anyways," the phone person said. I cut them off.

"I thought this was a voice recording!?" I asked shocked.

"I can see the future...anyway's. Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Super Pizzaria, where friends and family come together." Ash told me over the phone.

"Right, you know, except for the children who were killed by a purple Michael Jordan with a glorified hand." I said. "What made you take this job anyway?"

"FOR THE LAST TIME THIS! IS! A! VOICE! RECORDING!" Ash yelled. Sheesh, he doesn't need to be a jerk about it. "Anyway, you're on the first level of the building. You shouldn't need to worry much...but uhh, just in case you have some unwanted company we have doors which you can close on each side."

"What is this the first game? Next he's going to tell me that there's a power meter." I said to myself.

"Now if you look in front of you you have a keyboard with only numbers, and three screens. They are your camra's. With this you can also view your power." Ash told me. God dang-it Yamcha. "SO uhh...yeah. IF any animatro-I MEAN PEOPLE; try to get in then just close the doors. And uhh...good night!"

I sighed as the phone ended. My clock said 4AM. The layout for the building was simple Actually these hallways and this office is the exact same as the first game. However the main room has three stages. Foxy (who is fixed), Bunny (my nemesis), Chica the...duck, and Freddy the one-shot bear (hacks) are on the main stage in the front. I turned on my camra's to see the building. Camra 1 was my right hall way, with two looking at the blind spot in the corner next to my door on the other side of the hall. 3 and 4 was my left hall. Camra 5 showed the main stage. Bonnie and Chica were a bit twitchy with their hands, but nothing out of the norm. Camra 6 showed the second stage, 7 the third, and an 8th camra showed the whole room. I saw a 9th camera flashing red, but I will wait until 6:AM. I looked onto CAM 5 again, and the animatronics were staring at the camera. Then the 6AM bell rung and they returned to normal.

"Nope." I said, walking out of the building and speed running toward the door. I then remembered the camera, and went into the area I thought jwit was in. I walked into the bathroom area, and saw it being installed. "WHAT THE HELL!? Why is there a camera in the bathroom area!?"

I just shook my head and walked out of the building.

"Welp, that' the end of that cancer for the day. But there is one thing I learned, I need a gun." I said. I then walked away to go get a weapons.


Night 2

*ring* *ring*

"Oh god, not this crap again…" I mumbled to myself.

"Oh hey there, glad to see you didn't wimp out on the first night." Ash said over the phone.

"We might be friends, but I swear I will kill you when I find out where you are." I said to Ash.

"Yeah, Yeah, just remember this is a voice recording. So nothing happened on night 1, but there is something you should know. Bonnie and Chica got a new A.I upgrade, to help them play with the kids. Nothing too fancy, but it is a bit...funky. Bonnie will probably try to come in by the right side, while Chica-" Ash stated, I loaded my 870 Mark-1 Combat Shotgun (with a customized armor piercing rounds) and pumped it back. "What was that?"

"My shotgun." I said.

"YOU BROUGHT A SHOTGUN!? DO YOU WANT TO PAY FOR THESE THINGS!?" Ash yelled at me.

"If they attack me, and get destroyed, then it doesn't matter does it?" I asked. '

"I guess not...just make sure you pay me back. Anyway Chica will come on the left-side, although she is less active." Ash told me.

"Wait you run this place?" I asked.

"What? NO! Remember that guy who jacked off to FNAA and always touched me?" He asked me.

"Oooooh...yeah. I'll call him...dumb $$." I said, a censor bar appearing.

"Yeah that idiot. But last I saw him he was...working on new models. Yeah let's say that. Anyway, you...call if you have any trouble an uhh...yeah." Ash said. What about that 9th camra? "OH WAIT! Forgot to mention. On cam 3 there is a button to create a alarm. Now it can only be used three times. This is to distract the animatronics from the power, which is in the bathroom."

"Let me guess...dumb $$ put it there."

"Yeah...him. Really stupid, but oh well. So yeah...I'm going to make sure he didn't kill himself in tit- I mean animatronics and yeah."

And with that Ash hung up. It was 3:AM. I opened my camera's, and went to cam 5. Bonnie was missing, And Chica was staring at the camera. Then it fizzled out. I changed to Cam 8, Bonnie was near the 3rd stage, while Chica had moved towards the hallway. I switched to cam 6, Bonnie was tinkering with his guitar. I switched to cam 3, Chica was walking towards my door. I backed up, and closed the door, then checked Cam 1.

"Crap." I said. Bonnie was walking towards my door...and then went into the janitors office. I checked cam 4, Chica wasn't there. Then went to 5, Chica was on stage. I heard footsteps to my right, and immediately closed the door. I checked Cam 2 and Bonnie was staring through the window. I Looked up, he was staring at me. HE punched at the glass, but it didn't do anything. "Having trouble buddy?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bonnie yelled at me.

"Yeah, yeah, I hate you to my nemesis." I told him. I then flipped him off. He gave a growl while I just gave him a smug face. I then pointed at the clock. The 6:AM Bell rung and he ran off. "Bitch."