On a humid afternoon, we find the fiendish bio android, Cell waiting patiently in his arena. While the constant harassment of unworthy opponents, challenging him prior to the tournament's opening day, he couldn't deny, these interruptions provided him some entertainment. However waiting the last remaining three days became quite bothersome as he feared no one would even attempt an altercation today, that is until four particular women stepped in.
"Alright girls," an anonymous squeaky voice announced. The Bio android turned to the source and found four teenage women, as what appeared to be their leader taking center, "Cell here is a threat to this planet and as huntresses it's our duty to stop him."
"Awwww, now where'd you four little cuties come from?" Cell taunted.
Yang gestured to the far corner of the wasteland, "We came out of that portal."
"Portal," Cell echoed, "How did I miss that?"
Weiss interjected, "Yes, the portal in question is known as a plotainious wormhole or more commonly referred to as a plot hole. One that can be used to traverse a multitude of different universes at will, allowing us to come to your world to stop you."
The bug smirked, "So that's where these assholes keep coming from."
"Enough talk," The leader chanted while unsheathing her weapon, and with a twirl, she then had the barrel of Crescent Rose pointed at her target. "Let's do this."
"OOOOOOO, a scythe how scary. Look buttercup, you know those things are very impractical in battle right?"
Little red responded with unloading an entire clip, however this would prove to be a fruitless effort as the bullets didn't even leave a mark. The villainous man laughed, "Oh ho and its also a gun. Yeah guns are pretty pointless in this anime, B-T-Dubs."
Ruby muttered, "This is insane, how strong is this guy?"
Her sister then cracked her knuckles, "Leave it to me Rubles." The blonde shotgun blasted herself into the air and on the peak of her height, blasted herself forward to throw a powerful propelled punch. Cell, continually looking unamused allowed the attack to connect, only for it to not make the slightest difference whatsoever, as the bug monster didn't even move an inch. After removing her fist from the android's forehead, she backed away from the left side, wanting to at least get a better angle for a follow up attack, but still petrified by this man's indestructibility.
The busty brawler continued to hold her stance as the villain stifled a giggled, "Is that really the hardest you can punch? I gotta say, killing you four hardly seems worth the effort, but then again, this is a slow day, so how bout I mix it up a bit."
The bio android took a stance as his stinger opened up. With a little bit of charge, a mushy blue pile of goop shot out as the four ladies watched in horror. Cell stepped to the side as to give the huntresses a better view of their demise, while the goop began to harden and take shape. The end result was a small blue child like version of Cell, standing tall and laughing maniacally.
"Ladies, I'd like you all to meet your new opponent. Or as I like to call him Cell Jr." The father then gestured at the grouping of three women, Blake, Weiss, and Ruby as he cheered, "Why don't say hi to your new playmates."
The blue creature casually flew towards his soon to be victims, taking joy of all the horrible things he would do to them. Immediately, Blake and Weiss jumped back with their weapons at the ready as Ruby stood there enamored by this little critter. "RUBY! GET BACK!" The heiress yelled.
"That thing's gonna kill you," her Faunus teammate added.
However, the young girl couldn't bring herself to move as the mini Cell flew closer and closer. The fiendish child was seconds away from ripping this girl's head clean off, but then...Something peculiar happen. This girl's reaction wasn't one of fear, as a matter of fact, the little girl...Smiled at him with wide eyes. This expression confused the little monster, why would she not look at him in horror?
Of course, as the father grinned at the sight of these girls' impending doom, his attention quickly shifted as the brawler chuckled, "Did you really just give birth?"
"...Yeeees?" The bio android grunted.
"Ha, guess that makes you a mommy."
"I am a genderless combination of cells from a multitude of different species. I am no mommy."
The blonde girl continued to stifle a laugh, "Whatever you say...Mommy."
"I reproduce asexually you Rube."
"MOOOOMYYYYYY!"
"Oh for fucks sake," The father growled then ordered his child, "Junior, the bimbo dies fir-"
He stopped his sentence mid command, as the sight he just witness was quite bizarre. Everyone laid witness as Ruby grabbed hold of the small monster and brought it in for a hug as she cooed, "AWWWWW, you are just so CUUUUUTE!"
The Cell Jr gave off confused mumbles as he was unfamiliar with affection. Ruby set the child down and reached into her back pocket soothing, "You wanna treat little guy?"
The young girl pulled out a cookie and handed it to the little blue kid. The small creature held it in his hands, unsure what to do with it. He gave off a few more incomprehensible mumbles as Ruby explained, "Oh that's right, you were just born. Here let me show you."
She broke off a small piece of the treat and placed it in her mouth. With a small amount of chewing a soft moan, the girl assured, "See, its good."
The little monster followed suit, breaking off a small piece, he continually stared at it for a good few seconds before placing it in his mouth. The sugary taste was astonishing, the creature couldn't comprehend the amount of joy this cookie brought him. Almost immediately, the child began chomping into the pastry until there was only one piece left. Enticed to finish off this tiny morsel, he stopped, looked back up at the kind girl, then handed it back to her with smile.
"AWWWW, thanks little guy. You're so sweet."
Cell looked upon this display, increasingly irritated, then sighed "Well, if you want something done right."
The green bug raised his hand, preparing to blast away his traitorous son and the young girl. While Ruby and the Cell Jr were completely oblivious as to what was happening, the other three huntresses gazed in terror until... "Hmmm, You know what," Cell moaned, "I don't feel like killing you all."
"R-really?" Blake stuttered.
"Yeah there's just no sport in killing opponents so ungodly weak compared to me. I mean its not like any of you did any actual damage to me. So I'll make you ladies a deal, get out of my universe while you still can, so I can wait for the real fighters."
Weiss took a sigh of relief, "Well girls, it's pretty clear we don't stand a chance against him, come on Ruby."
The young girl moaned, "Aww, okay." Ruby then looked at the little monster with a small amount of tears in her eyes, "I'm sorry but...We, have to go."
The Cell Jr moaned as well and spoke gibberish in a lower tone.
"I know, I'm sorry I-"
"AHHG, I can't take this shit anymore," The bio android growled, "Look if it will get you out of my universe faster, you can take that little bastard with you."
Ruby's heart had been lifted as she cheered, "REALLY?" She then lifted the little bug kid and sang out, "YAAAY, you're coming with us."
The leader then cradled her new child like a baby and rejoined her quite frankly disturbed team. "He...Is?" The heiress cried
"YEP!" Ruby asserted, as the four came closer and closer to the plot hole, "Now what should I call you? Hmmmm...OH! I know, how about Gibfer?"
"Gibfer...Rose?" Yang inquired.
"Yeah, its perfect. What do you say little guy," The leader cheered while holding her son up, "Do you like that name?"
The little monster gave off cheerful gibberish in response.
"I think he likes it girls."
"RUBY!" Weiss growled, "That little gremlin is dangerous...We can't take it back with us."
"Awww, why not."
"Because, what if he kills us and everyone in Remnant?"
"Well...Then I'll just have to raise him right." Little red argued.
"Ruby, I'm telling you. Absolutely no good, can come from bringing that thing home with us."
Literally two hours of Gibfer living in Remnant
The dark ominous wasteland containing Salem's mansion was now in shambles as massive craters littered the area. Salem's fortress itself was reduced to rubble as the wicked witch crawled out of the debris. With her hair undone, her clothes torn, and while greatly injured, the witch looked up, to find the tiny monster descend, with a menacing grin, giggling his entire way down.
Gibfer held his hand out, ready to blast the vile woman out of existence, and in Salem's final breaths, she cursed, "I'll see you in hell-"
And just as she finished her sentence, little Gibfer destroyed her to a microscopic level.
As the little monster made his landing, Ruby rushed to his side cheering, "GOOD JOB GIBFER!" Then picked up her son for a big hug, rubbing her cheek against his while he giggled, "You saved all of Remnant."
In the far distance however, Yang, Blake, Weiss, and Ozpin stood by and observed the deus ex machina completely dumbfounded by how easy the ultimate evil in their world was destroyed. "I-I'm at a loss for words," The heiress stammered.
"What do we do now professor?" The brawler asked.
The headmaster simply motioned, "Salem maybe gone, but the world will always need huntsmen. Let's head back to Beacon so you girls can have a normal educational upbringing without any life altering experiences."
Back in the dorm of Team RWBBY(yes RWBBY not RWBY)
Here lies the, currently ill, fifth member Bleu. A blue haired girl, wearing a blue hoodie and black leggings. The extra member curled up in a blanket, lying on an overly large bean bag chair in the middle of the two bunk beds. With her team finally back, she cheered in a raspy voice, "Heeey guys...How was classes."
"Weeeell, we kinda ditch all of our classes," Yang answered, "Also your girlfriend has a surprise for you."
The sick nerd stood up with a blanket wrapped around her, "Okay, what *sniff* is it?"
Ruby slowly approached her nerdy lover with a her child behind her back, "Okay BLEEEEUUUU, Say hello," The young girl then pulled out the mini monster, "TO OUR SOOOOON!"
The creature gave a loud gibberish greeting, startling the poor girl as Bleu fell to the floor, "WHAT DA HELL IS THAT THING!"
Ruby scoffed at her girlfriend's ignorance, "This thing, is our son Gibfer."
"I-uh wha-ah-ah" The geek mumbled, "I have so many questions."
Little red placed her little kid on the floor and explained, "Okay, so we found this portal leading to another world where this evil guy name Cell was going to destroy that universe's version of Remnant that they called Earth for some reason. Anyway he proved to be too powerful and-"
"I'm...Already lost."
"Look the point is, this evil guy Cell wanted his kid to kill us, but this little bundle of joy is just too cute to do any evil. So we brought him back to our world and when Ozpin met Gibfer-"
"Gibfer?" The blue geek winced.
"Yeah he's our son, any-a-way, when Ozpin realized how powerful he is, Gibfer lifted the four of us and Ozpin to Salem's lair and then our little boy-"
"Wait-who's Salem?"
"Oh yeah, apparently all the Grimm are lead by this evil lady named Salem who wants to destroy the world or something, anyways Gibfer destroyed the Grimm's mutation pools and killed Salem herself. Now the Grimm won't be mass produced anymore and will eventually be driven to extinction."
Bleu stared back her love, completely dumbfounded by this exposition dump. She then glanced at the little creature and winced, "And...You want to raise this thing...As our kid?"
"YEEEESS, what's wrong with that?"
"Oh I don't know, maybe because we're still students at Beacon. How are we suppose to take care of this little...Whatever it is?"
"Come on Bleeeeuuu, just look at him." Ruby squeaked while holding the little monster.
The nerd smirked in response and admitted, "Well...He is kind of cute."
"Riiiight, and Bleu," Little red hushed while placing one hand on her girlfriend's face, "I think you'd make a wonderful mother."
Bleu blushed at the sentiment and finally gave in, "Oh Ruby, you always know what to say. Alright, I'll help you raise this little guy."
And thus a dorm room that was already occupied by five women and a dog, now has a blue bio android, capable of destroying all life on the planet.
What adventures will fall before them? Find out next time on Ruby adopts a Cell Jr.
So just to explain, Bleu Greann is an OC created by my AWESOME friend lilytherose2112 in her story called Greannrose. It's a good story and I love the OC Bleu as well as the chemistry between her and Ruby and this is coming from someone who generally didn't like any of Ruby's ships prior to reading Greannrose and someone who normally wouldn't give OC driven stories a chance.
She also helped me pick out the name Gibfer. Short for Gibbifer Californicus. Which is a little blue beetle. So now we have Gibfer Rose, son of Ruby and Bleu.
Anyways, I was just watching some Cell vs videos from TFS and Devilartemis and I randomly thought, what would THIS Cell do if Team RWBY challenged him? Well, this is what I came up with. Hope y'all enjoyed it
PS don't ask for your OCs to be included. Bleu is only here because lilytherose2112 and I are this fucking tight yo.
