Its lunch time…random doctors and patients are enjoying tacos, burgers, ham sandwiches, and microwave pizzas…the lights shut off…smoke begins to rise…colorful spot lights pointing to the end of the cafeteria where 4 people stand back facing to the crowd…

It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you, but when we are apart I feel it too and no matter what I do, I feel the pain with or without you!

Jack, Locke, Desmond, and Charlie the four best know doctors of the hospital, jump off the tables and start dancing as if they were 16.

Hey!

Jack's solo

Baby I don't understand,

Just why we can't be lovers,

Things are getting out of hand!

Trying to too much but baby we can win!

Let it go if you want me girl let me know I'm am down on my knees I can't take it any more

Everyone sings

ITS TEARIN' UP MY HEART WHEN I'M WITH YOU BUT WHEN WE ARE APART I FEEL IT TOO AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO I FEEL THE PAIN WITH OR WITH OUT YOU!

Charlie's solo

Baby don't misunderstand

Misunderstand

What I'm trying to tell you in the corner of my mind

Corner of my mind

It fells like we're running out of time

Let it go if you want me girl let me know I'm am down on my knees I can't take it any more

Everyone sings

ITS TEARIN' UP MY HEART WHEN I'M WITH YOU BUT WHEN WE ARE APART I FEEL IT TOO AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO I FEEL THE PAIN WITH OR WITH OUT YOU!

The music dies down and they stop singing, they end their performance it a typical boy band "I'm hot and I know it" stance.

Some 90 year old lady stands up screaming her head off

Old Lady: Marty you're hot baby!

Charlie then turns to Jack

Charlie: What? Who's Marty?

Jack: She's my patient…she's got some neurological problems…either that or it's because she eating that canned pudding…

Charlie: Oh…

The lights turn back on, but no one gets the hint to get back to their lunch…every one stares at them

Locke jumps back onto the table

Locke: Damn I feel sexy!

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

Locke then takes off his white Doctor's coat

Jack then jumps onto the table with Locke just to push him off.

Jack: Hey man that show isn't till tonight when all the little kids are gone…I really don't think they want to see you without your shirt buddy, they'll just end up right back in the ER.

Locke: …Ok

The four then walk over to the table where Kate, the head ER nurse, and Sawyer the Hospital's Patient Counselor are sitting.

Desmond: Man that was fun brotha!

Charlie: You can say that again!

Kate: I want to play a game!

Sawyer: What kind of game?

Kate: I want to play "Strip Jack Naked"

Jack then chokes on his low calorie burrito

Jack: What! Cough cough cough

Kate: Yeah you heard me!

Locke: Well this is going to be interesting…If I can't take off my shirt then at least Jack can take off his pants!

Charlie: Oh boy and like this isn't going to traumatize the kids?

Kate: It's a card game you morons…

Desmond: I've never heard of such a perverted card game name.

Charlie: Uhh…I've heard worse…

Sawyer: Isn't that the weird name for Beggar my Neighbor?

Kate: Yeah!

Jack finally stops gasping and manages to get a breath after nearing dying from a cruddy burrito.

Jack: At least its not slap Jack…

Sawyer: To bad I love that game…for obvious reasons

Jack: Why are you a counselor?

But before Sawyer could answer the pagers went off

"26 y/o male, MVA, w/multi Fx, possible neck injury"

The core (meaning Jack, Locke, Desmond, and Charlie) rushed up from the table to head to the emergency department…Kate followed behind them leaving Sawyer with the killer burrito.

SLOW MOTION

The core walks in a perfect formation with Jack leading.

Their coats acting as a cape as the rush though the hall way

The put on their sun glasses as the "Matrix" music begins

Jumping out of trash cans Ninjas attack

Charlie jumps into the air swinging his stethoscope hitting the ninjas

Out from under the stretchers come freaky janitors (the others) to prevent the core from going any further

Jack: It ends tonight!

Ben: I know I've seen it that's why the rest of us are here to enjoy the show we all know that I'm the one who beats you!

Jack Locke Desmond Charlie and Kate pull out medicated machine guns.

Kate: Don't make us shoot you with these expensive medications.

Desmond: There not covered from that 4 dollar plan at Wal-Mart.

Charlie: They cost money.

Charlie standing proud and tall from his "sharp" statement

Locke: Duh.

Jack: I won't take this any more, ready aim fire

Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

Ben and Co. ran away because they knew if they shot more pills then they would be the ones who had to clean up the mess…after all they are janitors…

Jack: Well done team lets fly!

The core then flew to the emergency department…I don't now how but they did.

When they got there Shannon the secretary emergency call lady was there to greet them.

Jack: Where's the MVA patient

Shannon: Just kidding :D

Jack wasn't smiling

Shannon: I said just kidding :D

Shannon the nudged Jack's arm

Jack: Look a distraction!

Shannon: Where

Jack pushed Shannon onto a stretcher and pushed her out of the emergency department.

Jack then turns to his colleges

Jack: That was fun :D

TO BE CONTINUED

REVIEWS ARE LOVED

A/N: Yes I did get the title off of HOUSE MVD; also a MVA is a term used meaning car accident. It's a snow day for me today :D