This is the fourth story I've submitted on fanfiction.

Actually, the sixth, but I deleted two of them since they were so bad... T.T

Err... hope you enjoy! (I was on drugs while writing this! Muahahahaha!) XD

Akatsuki Gangstas

"I wonder what the fuck this is all about," Hidan mumbled irritably under his breath. The Leader had announced an emergency meeting in the middle of the night for some unknown reason.

"I have no idea," Kakuzu muttered back, equally sleepy and grumpy.

They jumped up and landed on their platforms. Actually, it was more like 'they landed on their fingers,' since the platforms were the tips of the fingers of two giants hands, but that just sounds awfully weird.

Everyone in the Akatsuki was tired and baffled. They had no idea what was going on at all.

Suddenly, the leader arrived from the shadows.

"Gentlemen, I have come to announce something urgent!"

"What the hell is it?" Hidan whined, itching to go back to bed.

"Shut up and listen!" The leader shouted, giving Hidan the evil-eye. "I have discovered something called 'Hip-Hop.' It has awoken me to see the true fashion and purpose of this world! You know what that purpose is, boys?"

Everyone but Hidan shook their heads, clearly puzzled.

"Hidan, you think you know?" the leader smirked.

"The purpose of life is to worship Jashin, duh. Every fucked up faggot would know that," he sneered, disgusted with how obviously stupid everyone else was.

The leader cleared his throat and replied, "Um, no. It is not that. The purpose of life is-"he paused for a dramatic effect, and continued, "it is to get all the hot sluts and whores we can!"

The meeting room had always been quiet, but this time, it was complete silence- almost eerie; no one was moving, no one was talking. Not even the rats moved for fear they would get stabbed by angry flying shurikens and kunais.

Finally, Tobi spoke up: "How do we do that, Leader?"

The leader smiled wisely and chuckled. "I have bought us all new uniforms! They are called 'hoodies,' along with some 'bling.' Of course, some new caps from us to wear backwards, or to the side, and some grills you can put on your teeth! I have learned a new jutsu that will enable me to put the grills on your teeth smoothly and painlessly. You wanna know what it's called?"

Everyone just looked at him as if he had gone mad. Well, they all had, but the leader was way gone, now.

"The jutsu's called: 'Put-On-Da-Grills-Nigg!' jutsu. Everyone, let's get off this freaky-looking hand and form a straight and orderly line in front of me," the leader smiled.

Everyone obeyed, thinking they were dreaming.

"It's just a dream, it's just a dream," Itachi told himself calmly.

Kisame, on the other hand, was sucking his thumb like a little boy. It's not like anyone's going to care anyway. This is just a dream, not for real.

Hidan, staring at Kisame weirdly, was asking himself: Why the hell is Kisame sucking his thumb for?

Everyone was in mental chaos. Unable to think straight, everyone got the grills with no screaming or resistance.

"Good job, boys! Now, I will hand all of you these sweats, hoodies, bling, sneakers, and caps, so just take off your clothes and change into them. It's too dark to actually see anything, anyway," the leader smiled, throwing each of the outfits at the Akatsuki members.

Again, they obeyed.

This is just a dream, yeah, Deidara shivered, not because of the sudden chill in the air, but because of fear.

They were all scared- except for Tobi.

Meanwhile, while the leader was acting totally Out Of Character, he was also thinking Out Of Character, which you can see here:

Muahahah!!! I will spread Hip-Hop to the world ninja world, and soon, it will be all mine! Ahahahahaha!!! Sweet mother of bananas, I love my job!

Oh my. Yes, trouble was beginning…

Narrator, can you please get out of my head?!? The leader shouted.

Ouch! Fine, fine, whatever you say!

And so, the Powerpuff girls once again-

What the heck? Powerpuff Narrator, get out! This is my story! The Powerpuff girls are to the left, dude, to the left!

Oh, right, sorry; my bad.

Anyways, back to the horrifying and baffling situation!

"Also, you guys will be speaking a new language!" the leader announced.

"What?" The white-side of Zetsu's face inquired.

"Yea, seriously," the black-side joined in.

The leader gave them the evil-eye and both of Zetsu's personalities shrank in fear.

"Okay everyone, pay attention! Instead of saying 'Hello,' you must say 'Yo,' or 'Hey.' Got that?"

Poor Tobi, who was completely confused, opened his mouth to ask a question: "Wait-"

"Anyways," the leader stated loudly, ignoring Tobi's cries, "the second thing you must know is that the word 'the' must be pronounced like 'da,' got it? And 'something' must be pronounced like 'somethin'. Oh man, we have so much to learn! Of course, don't forget to refer to other people as one of these: man, little man, nigg, brutha, or sistah'. Jewelry will now be called 'bling', and throw in any other funny word you like!"

Some of the Akatsuki members were now taking notes. The others were staring at him like dumb monkeys.

"Now, back to sleep!" the leader cried enthusiastically. "We must be well rested for tomorrow!"

No one argued with him. They all dragged themselves back to their rooms and collapsed in their beds, exhausted.

AkatsukiAddict: So, you like my story? (insert glittering eyes here)

Freaked-Out Reader: No, it sucked! It was so bad I wet my pants! I need new jeans now, and it's all your fault! (Goes home and cries)

AkatsukiAddict: Ahh, life sucks... T.T