Before you read this, I highly suggest you go get high on something or the other even nail polish fumes 'cause you'll need the mind f*ck.
Today was the annual melon festival day and France was on a mission. He was surprised that he was the only one doing it saved for his partner, South Korea. Together they were trying to find who had the biggest melons for the melon festival.
Of course it was obvious that it was Ukraine. I mean really, you could practically hear them! But they wanted an excuse to look at women's breasts. So they set off to find all the different sizes.
First of was the Russian household. For the festival, they had all came together under a single roof. Using the camera skills France had gained from Hungary and from Japan, they snapped pictures at record pace. They were men on a mission after all.
Since there were two women, France and split up to cover more ground. Lucky for France, he got the crybaby Ukraine and got his enemy, the killer Belarus. Somehow, they had managed to get pictures of them. So they were now in possession of pictures the two bustiest women in the world.
Next the traveled to Hungary. They miraculously survived the wrath of the frying pan and after that they traveled across the whole globe, looking for melons.
Later at Melon Festival~
The festival was being held in America for being last years winner for biggest melons. That confused France more than anything. Surely he was a boy, no?
Anyways there was a stage with a huge screen and projector set up. That was were the two breast loving men set up everything.
They turned on the projector. On it they showed a picture of the woman and next to it a number. The results are as following:
Ukraine, Belarus, Hungary, Germany, Monaco, Taiwan, Seychelles, Wy, China, and Liechtenstein.
There was only silence. Suddenly a disformed laugh sounded out.
"Kesesese~ This is awesome! Hey West, your on!" That broke the science.
"Oh my, I'm on there!" Loud sobs could be heard.
"Look niisan! I'm two now marry me!"
"You take pictures of my sisters, da? I'll kill you."
"Prussia shut up! And who made this I'll kill you! But wait I'm three?"
"Vhat the hell?!...Why am I four…?"
"Aiyaah, Korea that better not be you aru!"
Loud gun shots filled the air and shot at the screen and anywhere really. Everyone scattered as an angry Swiss ran and chased after anyone in particular, dragging a crying Liechtenstein in tow.
"Hahaha! Guys look at this..." America had finally arrived to find no one there save for France and hiding under some tables. His gaze drifted of to the screen. He dropped the melon he was holding. A watermelon.
Under the table France and S. Korea 'Oohed'.
I...I have no idea so I won't explain I just saw a pic. were they were showing who had the biggest and they had Germany so I added a few and came up with a plot and tadaa! There you go...Does anyone else feel the sudden urge to eat cake frosting?
