What You're Missing
By: The Bubbles
Summary: The Doctor's been getting some extra attention lately and Romana wants to know why. 4Dr./Romana 1. Not your average Dr./Romana fic though.
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A/N- I'm not entirely sure if this qualifies as Romance, but it involves Romance-y stuff, so that's why it's classified as such. Oh, and this story only works if you use the first Romana. Since he ran off and married the actress who played the second Romana, it'll never work if you use her.
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The Doctor grinned smugly as yet another strange woman walked up, grabbed him in a snog, and then left without a word. Romana looked on, dazed and confused.
"That's the fourth one today!" she cried.
"Jealous, Romana?" he asked smugly, straightening his scarf.
"Of course I'm not jealous, Doctor. But that was the fourth woman to kiss you today. Aren't you in the least bit curious why?"
"I rather think it's the hair." He used the nearest conveniently placed window as a mirror and ran a hand through his mass of curls. "It's just so very attractive to these women."
"You're so full of yourself, you know that?"
"Don't blame me, blame the women."
The words had barely left his mouth than another one walked up, grabbed his scarf, and planted a kiss right on him, then walked away.
"That's five," he pointed out smugly.
Romana glared, then grabbed him and gave him the longest, deepest, and most passionate kiss he'd received that morning. When she finally let go of him he was gasping for air.
"Right," he squeaked. He cleared his throat. "What was that for?"
"You've had total strangers throwing themselves at you all morning. I wanted to know exactly what I was missing."
"I see."
They looked at each other, then looked away, embarrassed. That was followed by an awkward silence in which neither of them spoke. The Doctor cleared his throat once, but that was about it.
Finally, they looked at each other.
"So, never speak of this again?"
"Agreed."
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A/N- In the alternate version of this story, they barely made it back to the TARDIS before the clothes started coming back.
But that version creeped me out so I'll not be writing it.
A/N- If anyone's interested, I'll be posting chapter two of Things to Make Sonic soon, I'm almost finished.
