Sam, Freddie, and Carly sat home alone on a Saturday night. "God, I'm bored" sighed Freddie. "Yeah, this is jank!" exclaimed Sam as took a bite of ham. Carly suddenly bolted up with a quirky expression "Hey guys! I have an idea! Let's go fedora shopping. There's a new store next to groovy smoothie called 'Fedorable'. Sam and Freddie looked at each other and nodded in agreement. The trio high fived and skipped out the door.
On their way to Fedorable Sam noticed a grungy old man sitting on the side walk "Must be one of my Mom's boyfriends" she joked trying to hold back tears as Sam has a really bad home life, but makes the best of it with humor.
"Spare change?" The hobo asked. "Ew! Get away you freaky hobo" Carly squawked. Suddenly, Carly got an idea "Hey Freddie, turn on Icarly" following his crush's demands Freddie pulled out his Pear Phone and streamed Icarly.
"Hey I'm Carly" Carly jumped into frame followed by Sam "And I'm Sam, and this is ICARLY!" The camera then panned to Carly who pulled a knife out of her pocket. "And this is what happens when you pester a person who's just trying to buy a fedora!" Carly then stabbed the knife into the homeless mans jugular. Freddie and Sam stood there in shock as Carly repeatedly pierced the man's blood soaked flesh with her knife.
"C-Carly this isn't quirky at all! I thought we'd just dance with him or make him make out with Freddie!" Sam cried as she tried to pull her friend of the already dead man. Carly slapped Sam with her blood soaked hand "Shut the fuck up and help me hide this body!" she screamed as she pulled the body into a dark alley. Freddie, still streaming Icarly, began to cry "What is going on" Carly simply ignored him and dumped the body in a dumpster.
A blood soaked Carly led her horrified friends into the groovy smoothie and went to Tebow (The quirky groovy smoothie owner) Carly cleared her voice and let out a blood curdling scream. "TEBOW KILLED A MAN AND PUT HIM IN THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE GROOVY SMOOTHIE" The police were there in minutes and arrested Tebow because he was black and the police are racist, they ignored the blood stained Carly.
The three soon returned to the apartment, with Icarly still streaming. Carly looked into the camera and said "Lol look what happens when you fuck with Icarly" Carly held up a severed finger and took a bite. Sam had to hold back the surge of anger that rushed through her when Carly used text talk in real life but the finger made her hungry and she soon subsided her anger. "Hey Carls got another finger?" Freddie simply laughed "Oh guys"
((Hey guys please review this is my first time writing teen angst.))
