Ok, remember that scene in Harry Potter and The Order Of The Phoenix where Dudley and his mates start to bully Harry? What would happen Voldemort turned up like well magic. ONESHT!

my and my good friend Sapphire joint came up with this, so shout out to my bæ


The swing creaked in the wind as a family left the park, leaving it deserted exsept for a silent boy with black hair covering a lightning scar sliced into his forehead. Harry Potter enjoyed the silence for a few seconds, before being broken by the very person he'd left the house to get some peace from- Dudley Dursley, his fat and idiotic cousin, followed by his gang of obedient minions. They were all laughing as they swung the gate open.

"Het Big-D," shouted Harry "beat up another 10 year old?"

"This one deserved it," said the bully defensively. Harry got up and reached into his pocket for his wand as the bullies started talking about Cedric with no respect, when thousands of snakes started slithering across the Tarmac, the parstletounge speaking Harry understood all their mysteries noises. "He'ss coming. The dark lord hass arrived,"

Harry rose to attention, and pulled out his want from his back pocket, earning a snigger from the gang, apart from Dudley, who knew exactly what it was. It was his wand. Out of a sudden explosion of greens smoke, a pale faced man with white skin and..

"NO NOSE!" Yelled Dudley.

Appeared. He scanned the area with his snake like eyes, and smiled as they made contact with Harrys green eyes.

"Today I will finish what I started when you were a baby,Harry Potter,"

"you killed my parents, now I'll kill you," yelled Harry, and Dudley, who was hiding behind a bush with his gang, ordered

"he's the reason I have to live with me, attack that noseless freak," but to his surprise, they shrugged walked away.

"fine than I'll do it my self," she muttered, when the two wizards started to duel, causing Dudley to run away. After he'd vanished, Harry turned to Voldemort.

"nice prank there Fred, or is it George?"