*No one's P.O.V*
(A bar in Iowa)
Nyota: Oh come on Iowa! Please! Galia: Yeah please? ?: FOR THE LAST TIME NO! Nyota&Galia: *puppy dog eyes* Pretty please with a cherry on top? ?:*sigh* Alright already! But just one song and one song only okay? Nyota&Galia: YES! *both hug ?* ?:Now let go of me so I can get this over with! Nyota&Galia: *0_0* Okay! ?: *taps guy with the guitar on the shoulder and whispers in his ear* Guitar Guy: Everyone it seems we have us a singer here she is people *turns to ?* uhhh what is your name anyway? ?:*whispers* Guitar Guy: Okay ladies and gentlemen for your entertainment tonight is….Iowa *hands ? the mike* ?: Hello everyone my first song tonight is a warning for all you good for nothin' lyin' cheaters out there and for you ladies, hopefully this'll make you feel better knowing that you aren't the only ones who got used by your so – called "Boyfriend". Any way here it is it's called Before He Cheats *puts mike back in stand* Hit it boys *music starts* Right now he's probably slow dancing - With a bleached-blond tramp - And she's probably getting frisky - Right now, he's probably buying - Her some fruity little drink - 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey - Right now, he's probably up behind her, With a pool stick Showing her how to shoot a combo And he don't know - I dug my key into the side - Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive - Carved my name into his leather seat - I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights - Slashed a hole in all 4 tires - And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats - Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke - Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk", And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky - Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars - Worth of that bathroom Polo - Oh and he don't know - That I dug my key into the side - Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive, Carved my name into his leather seat - I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, Slashed a hole in all 4 tires - And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats - I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl, 'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me! - No, not on me - 'Cause I dug my key into the side, Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive, Carved my name into his leather seat - I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights - Slashed a hole in all 4 tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats - Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats, Oh, before he cheats Oooh. Audience: *cheering and clapping* ?: Thank you everyone but I'm afraid that's all for tonight! Audience: Aww come on! One more song please? ?: Oh alright!...One more and that's it ya hear? This song's gonna need a costume change though so I'll be right back *goes back stage* *saloon style door opens* *music starts playing and ? walks in* Are you ready boots?, Start walkin' - Yee haw C'mon Let's go - You keep saying you got something for me (uh), Well officer I don't mind to say you do, Now you're looking right where I thought you'd be looking, Legs - come handy when laws in front of you - These boots are made for walkin, And that's just what they'll do - One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you - You believe you've slapped me for a reason (uh) Now I'm pretending my bendings just for fun, You keep playing - where I got you playing (yeah), These double 'D' initials work to run - These boots are made for walkin, And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you - I'm the girl with the good boys who don't mean you no harm, This gotten way with Hazzard County charm, There ain't no crime in havin' a little fun - Swerve my stride, Bat my sexy eyes - Where my boots at (haha) Strut ya stuff come on - Hey ya'll, Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)- Can't touch, can I get a hand clap for the way I work my back
Tick tock all around the clock drop it Push ya tush, like that - Can I get a sueee, Can I get a yee haw - You keep thinking what you shouldn't be thinking, Another to far is down till you kissing ground, I'm a gonna send you back home as you crying, But Uncle Jesse he sure is gonna be proud - These boots are made for walkin, And that's just what they'll do, One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you - These boots are made for walkin, And that's just what they'll do - One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you - Come on boots Start walking Come on ladies - Hey ya'll Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh) Can't touch, can I get a hand clap for the way I work my back - Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush, like that - Can I get a sueee, Can I get a yee haw - Come on Willie (ohh yeah, owww), Yeee haw! Willie Nelson everybody (uh) Let's go home now *music fades* ?: That one was called These Boots Are Made For Walkin' goodnight folks! *goes back stage and comes out in Starfleet gold uniform with a badge pinned to it that has all the colours of the different stations on a starship**sees Captain Pike stopping a bar fight* Hey Taichō! Captain Pike: Ah Commander Artemis Kirk! Just the person I was looking for! Artemis: Did I do something wrong sir? Captain Pike: No of course not Commander! I just wanted to let you know that you`ll be assigned to the Enterprise ahead of time! Oh and please will you keep an eye on your brother while you`re still at the Academy for me? Artemis: But sir… I haven't seen my brother in years! Captain Pike: Commander say hello to your brother James T. Kirk *steps sideways* Artemis: *jaw drops* LITTLE BROTHER? I-Is that really you?...God you're so grown up! * just notices that he's covered in cuts and bruises* What the hell did you do to yourself? You're all banged up! *pulls him close then holds him at arms' length* Man I've missed you so much little brother! *hugs him again* Jim: *pries Artemis off him* Hey let go! You`re embarrassing me! Artemis: * jumps back* He-he...sorry bout' that little brother! Come on lets' get you home and fix you up okay?*grabs Jim`s arm and drags him out* Bye Taichō! Bye Uhara! TBC…
