A/N: So this is going to be a spot for crazy one-shot fics! Yay! I will update when I get a new crazy idea so don't expect updates often...unless I get a crazy-brainwave don't get your hopes up. But still...some things are just too funny to NOT type... Like this, for example:


Yang was having a weird day before she walked in on Blake and Ruby.

After class, Ruby was running around excited because Weiss had bought some ingredients for making cookies.

"I still can't believe it! Cookies...all mine...soon..." Ruby could just as well have been high on the anticipation of cookies.

Yang didn't want to see her during her sugar high!

"Haha...why don't Weiss and Blake help you out making cookies while I get some more combat practice time in?"

Yang helpfully (albeit a bit devilishly) declared.

Weiss and Blake were giving her death glares that went unnoticed by Ruby, who instantly was hanging off Weiss's shoulders.

"Let's go! We haven't a moment to lose!" She dramatically exclaimed.

"Unhand me, Ruby Rose or I won't-" She instantly felt Ruby leave and a gust of wind blow down the hall, leaving a trail of rose petals in her wake.

"-help you...?"

Blake sighed. "Let's just get this over with."

Weiss and Blake walked towards their dorm and what soon would be one of the most humiliating moments of their lives.


*WHAM!*

"That's right! You can't stop...

*SLAM!*

The Yang!"

Yang finished beating up all the training dummy's and decided to see if there was any cookies left.

Yang hurried up and put her weapons in her locker before opening the door to the hallway.

"Run if you savor your lives!"

A voice said.

Moments later, a crowd of people rushed down the hall and past Yang; all the while screaming about a 'queen'.

Yang was confused until she heard Nora's insane laughter echo down the halls.

"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

Yang ducked back into the training room as a Nora ran by, with Ren close behind, trying to get her to spare the poor souls lives.

"Well...that was a thing."

Yang continued on her way to her dorm, ignoring the marks of battle on the walls. Nora must have been having fun...

Yang was momentarily thinking about joining Nora on her campaign against evil, but at that moment, in front of RWBY's dorm room, Yang heard a small explosion and a muted silence.

Yang pushed the door slowly open. "What's going on...here?"

In their small kitchen area, Blake was peaking around the corner from the bedroom while Ruby was busy apologizing to a furious Weiss.

Weiss...had seen better days.

Her whole outfit was covered from top to bottom in cookie dough.

"I'm sorry Weiss! I wanted them done fast and forgot about my semblance! Do you want me to help? Do you want me to-"

Weiss finally exploded. "YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH! Yang, quit taking pictures and talk to Ruby about self-control!"

Weiss left the dorm room and you could hear a few snickers followed by running footsteps of would-be opportunists making fun of Weiss.

Blake finally stepped from her hiding place and spoke up. "Ruby, let's make some more. Carefully. Yang, why don't you get Weiss's change of clothes?"

Yang nodded. "Eye-eye Capin'!"

She hurried down the hall with Weiss's clothes. It wasn't hard to find out where Weiss went. The cookie-dough footprints weren't hard to miss.

Along with Yang knew she was going to the showers, but let's just let her play detective.

Yang pushed open the door to the showers and heard the shower at the far end running.

"Weiss! I brought your clothes!"

There was a pause and then, "Bring them here."

Yang silently fist-pumped the air and hurried over.

She held them out towards the shower area and was about to speak before the clothes were snatched roughly from her grasp.

"You dunce you forgot...you...ugh!"

"I forgot what, Weiss?" Yang knew full well what she had 'forgotten', but decided to keep it from Weiss for the moment.

Weiss being stuck in a shower covered in cookie dough was just a moment too good not to let it last longer.

"You know what you forgot! Go get it you fiend!"

Ouch. Maybe Weiss had enough embarrassment walking down the halls covered in cookie dough.

Yang still smiled. The moment was still good; regardless of what Weiss was feeling.

She left to get the item she forgot; leaving Weiss to try to get cookie dough out of her hair.


Nothing that day could have prepared for what was in front of her at the moment.

Yang had opened the door to their dorm this time to witness Ruby lying on the floor with Blake near her.

Blake was hastily reaching into Ruby's mouth with her hand.

"Hang in their Ruby! I'll get it!"

Ruby was looking a bit blue, but she noticed Yang by the door.

She waved her arm at Yang to convey something Yang's confused mind missed, but Blake grunted.

"Ruby hold still; I almost got it!"

With a final reach, Blake pulled out the remains of a seriously burnt cookie.

Then a pun entered Yang's mind; and it was too good to let it slide.

"So, Ruby...cat got your tongue?"

Ruby was coughing, but she managed give Yang a slight angered expression.

"Ruby nearly died and you crack a joke?!" Ruby sat up and was still panting hard.

Yang turned to Blake, who had spoken.

"Oh...is that what happened? Rubes, I told ya to slow down when eating cookies. Next time you won't have Blake here to save your hide."

Blake scoffed. "Speaking of hide, you might need help saving yours..."

Yang was confused until she remembered what she came here to do.

"Oh crap!"

Yang grabbed what she needed and rushed back down to the showers, praying Weiss would spare her life.

"You dunce! I was finished ten minutes ago!"

Weiss grabbed her underwear from Yang and quickly dressed.

Yang, on the outside, sighed. "Ruby choked on a cookie and Blake had to fetch it out of her mouth."

Stunned silence.

Then;

"Ugh! I leave for thirty minutes and Ruby nearly kills herself with a cookie?! All of you...unsufferable...morons...why am I stuck with you? Get out!"

Yang left, defeated.

That is...if you don't count the blackmail material of Weiss covered in cookie dough and Blake stuffing a hand down Ruby's throat.

Yang smirked and saved the photos, slipping her scroll into her pocket.

Now she had a secret weapon.


A/N: Yay! Chapter complete! Hope you all enjoyed and whatnot. Keep it real, Jackie out!