"I AM NOT DOING IT!" sasuke yelled at naruto

"look do you want your 10000 yen or not?" naruto said with a stern look.

"Fine" sasuke agreed grudgingly. Naruto turned on his camera

"I'm Uchiha, sasuke and I love bald girls" naruto turned of his camera and handed sasuke the money.

"Pleasure doing business with you" naruto said while grinning

"Why didn't you just henge into me?"

"Because I could never pull off you supreme emoness" naruto said while walking away

CHANGE!

"Voice Amplification no jutsu!" naruto, who was currently standing on top of the Hokage monument said

"ATTENTION ALL SASUKE FANGIRLS, PLEASE GATHER AT THE MEMORIAL STONE FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SASUKE!"

CHANGE!

All the sasuke fan girls stared.

Then slowly one by one they started pulling out scissors and various other instruments and shaving each other bald

sorta like zombies

meanwhile naruto was on the ground laughing, no crying, at the sight of a bald Ino and Sakura

he took out the list and marked of number 1

#1 Make all sasuke fan girls bald