Chapter 1

A/N: This is the story of Scarlett Tangerine Sunshine Olive Aqua Starflower Violet Rose Raven White, who is a Greek god, daughter of Poseidon and Zeus, and her going on adventures with Percy and his friends. We want to make it clear that this story is a troll and every element of it is a JOKE. We are not serious about this story and we would never actually write a fanfiction like this. We've changed the personalities, looks, and elements of canon characters on purpose. This fanfiction was actually inspired by "My Immortal," which we had a great time laughing at and decided to challenge ourselves to make a fanfic worse than it. This story was created to be funny and humorous and should not be taken seriously.

I stepd into da schol, lookn around and caught site of a group of kids standing 2gedder, looking kewl. Obvi, I went over to them, because I am not kewl and want to be kewl. There were like nin of them.

However, when I stepd into da circle, I noticed on boi in particular. He had hot messi black hair and the most bootiful see grean eyes. He looked so hot and it was love at first site.

His hands were stuck in da pockets off his blu jeans, smiling sexily. I blushed, looking down, embarrassed to be noticed by such a desirable boi. The gurl next to him loookd at me, rolling her blu eyes, then flipd her dark brown haire and tuged the boy's sleevee.

"What?" he said. His voice was sultry, and he sounded a little irritated. I, too, was irritated that this dumb bicha had interrupted my convo with, like, the hottest man ever.

"Who's this?" the girl asked in a sweet voice that made me feel bad about jumping to conclusions about her. What was I, sme kinda of crzy narcissist who deserved every man ever? (A/N: in this story, she is, because she is a 100% Mary Sue)

I smiled kindly at her. "I'm Scarlett Tangerine Sunshine Olive Aqua Starflower Violet Raven White. I'm in tenth grade. You?"

"Annabeth," the girl with dark bownr hare said. "Dis is Percy. He's my boifrend."

I heard the slite distinction between 'my' and 'my'. She seamed a bit possessive, but I wasn't about to give up on tru lov with thes Percy, no matter how much Annabeth likd him. I was in luv.

I trned to the taaaaaaaaaall black boy standing next to me. "I'm Frank," he said. "This is Hazel," he added, pointing to a Chinese Canadian girl who was wearing makeup and looking at her phone. Hazel tucked a lock of her black hair behind her ear and smiled quickly before returning to her social media. "She's my, uh-" Frank glanced at me, then at Hazel. "-girlfriend."

"I'm Piper," the ginger girl said. No offense to Piper, but she was ugly AF (A/N, in this story). She had on grene eye and one borwn one. Barf grene and poo brown. "Jason here is my boifrend."

I nodded politely, then quietly gasped when I saw Jason. He had purfectly smooth blond hair, strikeing blu eyes, and ripling mussels that made him almost hotter than Percy. But Percy's mussels were bigger, and he dere4 was sexier.

Jason held out his hand to shake. I took it, trmbling a little holding hands with him. His hand was so sexy I thought I would faint. But before the moment could get longer, Percy cleared his throat, breaking the sexy silence.

"And this is Leo," Percy said loudly. Jason puled his hand away reluctantly and I frowned (sexily) at not bing abel 2 hol his han. But my disappointment was not lang listing because then I saw the forth boi clearly. He had dark brown hare that was twice as messy as Percy's (but in a sexy way), a tool belt that almost loked dorky but on him looked hot, and deep rbown I's that were seductive. He stood next to a prutty girl who had golden har and coffeeish eyes. She waved.

"I'm Leo," the forth boi said. "And dis is-"

"Calypso!" the pretety girl said. "I'm the msot popilar girl and this school!1!1!1!1!1"

"Oh wait," Percy said, bringing my attinshun back 2 him, the HAWTEST guy in the group. "Nico, Will, and Reyna are coming too! They're over there." (A/N: While this is meant to be a Percy Jackson parallel to My Immortal, we do not stand for Tara's homophobic/biphobic comments and fetishizing LGBT+ boys, and we will leave that out.)

I turned around, seeing a short, dark haired boy holding hands with a tall blondi. They were talking to a tall gurl with a long braid of her dark hair with flowers woven through it. The shorter boy waved.

"Hi Will," said Jason to the short boy. "Hi Nico." He pointed at the girl. "That's Reyna, btw." I noded happly at his introductions.

Reyna shook my hand. She had a weak grip. Nico, the taller blonde boy, smied brightly and said, "Hello!"

"Hey," Will muttered underneath his breath moodily. "Will. NOt interested in girl, I'm Gay. Who are you?"

"I'm Scarlett Tangerine Sunshine Olive Aqua Starflower Violet Rose Raven White," I sed, reciting my ling name. "Is it true that u guys are rly da gods?"

"Yeah," Will said. Da ghost of a smil crossed his mouth. "We pretended to be fiteing for tge gods but were actuLY with da Titans and giants in da wars. We all worship Gaea. We sae Oh My Gaea, not oh my god, and we pray to her every day. Some days she requieres a sakrifice."

"Sacrifice?"

"Yeah. We just throw in a prep who liks the gods usually," Nico shrugged. "Not lik they mAtter. Plus we'll wipe out the prep populashun. After that, we don't know. We aren't exactly planers."

"Especially not me," Annabeth gigled, twirling her harere and winking Prcy. Suddenly, I felt jelus. I never got jelus!1111!1!11!1!11!11!1

"You're very pretty, Scarlett," Jason said. My jelosi evaporated quickly as the second hottest boi turned his attenshun to me. "I like your haire. That's called omber, riht?"

"Yeah!" I said. SOOOOO hot. A boy who knows about girl boeauty producks. "And I died sum rainbow streaekes in it."

"Is the ohm - bray natural?" Percy asked, cairfully sounding out the word ombre.

"Yes," I said, even more happy with all these hot boys giving me atinshin. "And my eyes are nachural."

"Oh kewl," Frank sed. "I thought they were cahnging coloers a bit. Wasn't srue tho. I guess so."

"Yeahj," I said. "ALll natural."

"Wow," Piper and Annabeth both interrupted 2gedder. "My eyes are differnet," Piper ocntineudu. "One's brown, ones rgeane, see?"

"Cool," I said politly. Piper leaning in clos was gross beecos she smeld bad, so I leaned away a little, tripping and falling. But lukkily, Leo cot me.

"Hi," I said in a high pitched voice, even thoguh we alreayd were introduecd. I was jus nervous, but not beacuse of my fall. "Tahncs."

Calypso elboed Annabeth, giving her a look that I almost didn't see. I'm rely gude at reading people. They didn't like that I was tkaing the attentin of their boyforins. I felt bad, but it wasnt mie fault! Aphrodi4e blesed me as a child. Rly, it's a curse, being beauatifull!11!1!1!11!

Befire I coudl apollogize (geddit), the bel rang. We all had the sam classes (because it's a Mary Sue story) and we all left for math.