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A/N- This idea was kinda randomly thought up by my sister and I added on to it!!! The title isn't permanent yet! As you may know all of my other stories have natural titles i.e. Falling Star, Meteor Shower, Skipping Stones, and Midnight. So if you guys could come up with a natural title of things that stick together that would be appreciated! Please review them to me!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N…Again- The flashbacks are in italics.
Fake ID
Chapter 1- Seventeen Drinks Later
Renesmee
"Can I buy you a drink?" A blurry figure asked me.
"Sure…Why not?" I slurred
A free drink was a free drink and so far thirteen guys had bought me drinks. Jacob and I had drunk three drinks each. He was a little drunk by then but I couldn't get drunk so…the more the merrier.
That would make this drink the fourteenth plus the three I had with Jake so total it was nineteen…wait eighteen…no SEVENTEEN!!! Yay…math is cool. I giggled out loud. Hmm…maybe I can get drunk. I giggled again and received a weird glance from the guy.
"Can I get an Everclear…" I told the guy with a smile.
"Are you sure you can handle it?"
"No problem…I'm not the one driving home…" I giggled
"Fine…one Everclear for the lady and a beer for me." The guy called to the bartender "Put it on my tab."
The bartender handed us our drinks and without a second thought I chugged it.
"…My boyfriend is." I waved my glass in front of him.
"Huh?"
"Driving silly!" I exclaimed hitting him lightly. He winced…maybe not so lightly.
"See ya…thanks for the drink." I gave him a thumbs up…ooh I have two thumbs.
I stumbled out of the bar, into the casino, and crashed into Jake.
"Hey sweetie…didn't see you there" I said tripping into Jakes arms.
"Are you drunk?" Jake asked
"Of coarse not…look I have two thumbs!" I exclaimed showing him my hands.
"Yeah…you are."
"Nessie! Ness, wake up!" I heard Jacob say while shaking my shoulder.
"What?" I moaned groggily. I had a major headache; I really shouldn't skip school and go drinking. Well, who knew I could get drunk. I threw my head into my pillow while putting my hand on my cheek.
I felt something sticky hit my face.
I looked at my ring finger in shock.
"Why is there a Ring Pop on my finger?" I asked
"Uh…we got…uh…hitched." Jacob mumbled slowly and uncertainly.
"What?" I wondered still confused.
"You know…uh…married." Jake mumbled again but I heard him perfectly fine.
"Holy SHIT!" I screamed
A/N- Yay!!!!! New story!!!!!! PLEASE REVIEW AND THINK OF TITLES AND DO ALERTS AND FAVORITES AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER STORIES AND PROFILE FOR PICTURES OF THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!
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Hatake Nyra talking! So I randomly came up with this idea while skiing in Utah…My sister hates the idea of Jake and Nessie getting married because she just hates writing about sweet and lovey dovey moments. Everything HAS to be funny. So I was like fine they get drunk in Las Vegas and get married! And she finally agreed with one of my story ideas -_-
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