Ryoji Fujioka is extremely protective of his only daughter, especially since his wife died. He was glad when she had found such a great group of friends like the Host Club.

Except for that moron, Tamaki Suoh.

Why oh why did he daughter insist on hanging out with someone so lacking in intelligence and common sense? Had he taught her nothing?

Apparently not.

Especially considering the fact that Kyoya called one day and informed Mister Fujioka that his cute, innocent daughter was now in a romantic relationship with the Suoh boy. Ryoji couldn't believe his ears when Kyoya told him. He yelled so loud when Kyoya told him the whole okama stared.

His little baby girl was growing up! More importantly, she was growing up in the arms of moron boy. That was simply unacceptable.

"Calm down Ranka. Maybe you should try to see it from Haruhi's point of view." Consoled the bartender, Ayame.

"What I don't understand is how from anyone's point of view that boy can be considered an acceptable boyfriend!" Shrieked Ryoji.

"She's a teenage girl who has a significantly different personality than her over-protective transvestite father. Perhaps you don't want to see it from her point of view because you can't accept the fact she has found someone who she might love more than you hmm?" Said Ayame sensibly.

"That's ridiculous Ayame! How could Haruhi like anyone, let alone that Suoh moron, better than me?"

"Well, I can think of a few ways..." Smirked the bartender.

"Ayame! Now is not the time for your wit!"

Ryoji grabbed the raven- haired bartender and pulled her face close to his.

"This is serious! I'm losing my precious child. You're a girl, tell me how to stop it!"

Ayame pulled away from the frantic man.

"Calm down. First of all, let's think about why she may be doing this."

"She's doing it because Haruhi is too young to understand about what a truly worthy man is like!"

"Why wouldn't she know that? Shouldn't she know that better than anyone else?"

"No! I should and do know better than anyone else."

"Ranka, you're a transvestite. No offense, but I don't think you are the prime example of what Haruhi wants in a man."

"Well then, what does Haruhi want in a man?"

Ayame smirked. "I thought you knew that."

"Well in your opinion I don't!"

Ayame patted Ryoji on the shoulder. "You are learning quickly!"

"Ayame, I deeply appreciate your insults, but we need to concentrate on the matter at hand!"

"Alright, alright. What you need to do is put yourself in Haruhi's mindset. Then you need to spend some time with her boyfriend and try to see what Haruhi sees in him."

"That's genius Ayame! I'll take the next three nights off to find out. Thanks!"

With that, Ryoji ran out of the okama.

"Ranka, wait!' Called Ayame. "Your shift isn't over yet!"

Sighing, she went back to work.


Just to let you all know, an okama is a cross dressing bar. No, I don't have anything against transvestites either before you all start sending me hate mail. Ryoji is Haruhi's dad's real name, Ranka is what they call him at the bar. There will probably be another 2-8 chapters, depending on how I split the lemon chapters up.