A Bully Fairytale
Prologue
"A long time ago, in a faraway land
A beautiful princess was born.
But an evil witch cast a terrible curse on her.
Every night, she would turn into a terrible ogre.
Her parents sent her away, and she was
Locked up in the highest tower in the castle
guarded by a terrible dragon.
There she would wait until her
True love kissed her, and set her free
From her curse."
"PPBHT! Yea right," a young delinquent said, ripping a page from this book for him to use.
Out of the gym bathroom came a sixteen year old who wore a skull shirt, had several piercings, and a bright green Mohawk. The teen's name was Duncan, and he walked out of the bathroom humming a happy tune.
Duncan, on the days where he elected to go to school, usually hung out in the old gym in the basement. This was a great location, because the school didn't use it anymore. Rarely, if ever, did anyone come down here. School staff didn't know about it, and the students who did knew better than to mess with Duncan. Duncan had furnished it over the months, eventually building a sort of clubhouse out of the parts of a car he stole and other things on the far corner of the gym. The gym itself was old and dusty, and he liked it that way.
Duncan took a deep breath. "Yep, this is what life is all about," he thought happily. He picked up one of the several weights on the floor and began to do some curls.
Later, Duncan went to his "house" and grabbed a beer from the cooler in the trunk. He took a long gulp, and satisfied, rested in one of the leather car seats.
After finding the right position to relax in, Duncan turned up a stereo that he had specially installed. It started pumping out some music.
Hey now. You're an Rock Star. Get your game on. Get paid. All that glitters is gold…
"I hate this song," Duncan thought as he popped in one of his own CD's. He sat back, took another gulp, and closed his eyes.
After a bit, Duncan heard a sound come from the stairwell outside. "Not again," he said to himself. Duncan got up, and peered out the door. Sure enough, there were three guys sneaking around outside. Duncan grinned, and started to quietly follow.
"Man, I'm not so sure about this…" the first teen, named DJ, said to the other two.
"Dudes, relax," the second teen, Geoff, replied. "You want the cash, don't you?"
"DJ, just remember," the third teen, Tyler, boasted. "I'm Tyler. I'll kick this juvy's butt all the way to British Columbia."
"But haven't you heard about this guy?" DJ asked "They say he'll grind your bones to make his bread!"
"Actually," a voice from behind said. "That would be a giant." The trio of teens turned around to be faced with none other than Duncan. "Me, now I'll do a lot worse. Purple nurples, nuclear wedgies, maybe break a bone or two…" Duncan backed the three into a corner, but then Tyler jumped out in front of him.
"You're dead, dude!" he said as he threw a punch. But his fist completely missed Duncan and ended with himself flipping over onto the floor.
Duncan then picked up Tyler and threw him into a nearby trash can. This caused DJ and Geoff to scream in terror.
"This is the part where you guys get lost," Duncan said. DJ took off the fastest, followed by Geoff towards the stairs. Tyler, still stuck in the trashcan, had to hop off as fast has he could.
"Oh man," Duncan laughed afterwards. "That was classic." It was then that he saw a folded up piece of paper on the ground. "Looks like those losers dropped something," Duncan said as he picked up the paper. He unfolded it and read the flier.
"By order of senior class president Justin, in order to beautify the school, all geeks, dorks, nerds, and weirdoes shall be removed from the majority of current school facilities. Cash reward to those who turn in those mentioned above."
"Hm," Duncan thought for a sec. He put the piece of paper in his pocket, and went back to his gym to relax once more.
A/N: BE sure to check out my other TDI story called "Noah's New Groove".
