I hate Pokemon and you don't.
You'll be disappointed and I won't.
Because Pokemon doesn't exist,
I am and you are not blissed.
It is simply for a really good cause,
because Pokemon defy conservation laws!
There is simply no solution.
They defy the theory of evolution.
Thermodynamics, aerodynamics,
Here's a word that's called melodramatics,
All the biologists have done,
and that is not number one,
And there's logic since my birth,
Wouldn't water from squirtles flood all of the earth?
And the point of "evolution",
There seems to be no solution.
Now think of this with all you know.
And don't get me started on Pokemon Go…
It is addictive, just to say,
And It's stolen my students' attention away!
Seriously, Nintendo,
The worst app ever is Pokemon Go!
The series, completely having no sense,
Is definitely not at all really dense!
The concept of these Pokemon trading cards
Is newfangled yet obsolete as some bards.
The types are what you'd call "OP",
Pikachu'd fry itself -'lectricity!
Let's face it-Pokemon are bad,
With all of these things, I will add:
Why, Pokemon, that's enough.
Show yourself! Stop playing tough!
Poetry, in these neat rows,
beat Ash's stupid Pokemon prose.
And team Rocket isn't all bad,
What else could drive me mad?
Oh yes, the psychic powers.
To prove it you'd have to work long hours.
The problem really makes me tick.
At Pokemon I would throw a stick.
Someone keeps stifling a yawn,
Big muscle guys, it isn't brain under brawn,
Nintendo should get rid of the game,
and hide behind a curtain of shame.
People are quite stupid. They are now dumber
What would've been a scientist is a drummer.
Oh the inhumanity!
Why would this be done to me?
