Willow looked at the...Glurk!
"Not so tight Buffy. Gees. I'm only seeing how far I can push you."
"You've gone too far this time Dragonlord. I've just read that fan fiction about Spike and Giles."
"No need to get so mad. I can do a romantic scene for you with either of them if you really want it."
The hand around my neck tightened and I knew that wasn't what she had in mind.
"We're suing." Gulp!
They meant it too.
IN THE COURTROOM
"All rise for the right honourable Judge William. T. Bloody." It wasn't fair.
Spike had a law degree.
"This is the case of a load of fictional characters alias the Scooby Gang against Dragonlord alias some nut."
"Objection. My client would like to state that she is not just any nut.
She is the supreme nut, chairman of the total wackos society."
I'm am so gonna sue my lawyer.
"The Scooby gang consists of Buffy, Xander, Giles, Willow, Tara, Oz, Reilley, Anya and honorary member because he has also been violated: Spike alias William The Bloody."
"Objection. The Judge has the same name as one of the defendents."
"Objection Overruled. I can do that because I'm the judge. There is not really much point in me hearing both sides of the story because I know it already.
So I'm just going to pass sentence.
I hereby make it official that Dragonlord can write anything that the fans find funny as long as it does not involve any relationships between members of the new reformed Buffy gang and demons.
That does mean that characters within the new improved Scooby gang can have relationships that would otherwise not happen."
"Woo Hoo! Here comes Spike and Buffy or Spike and Giles or GLURK! Not again!"