My name online is the Black Cuno, or Shadow Knight. But hey, they are just aliases that I use whilst playing online games, Adds to the mystery of who everyone is. This story happened to me whilst I was waiting for the new MMO 'Rift 'to be released, so I was venting my Displeasure from work into killing other people in Team Fortress 2. I was currently a Spy and was hiding in the top floor of the 2fort snipers nest, Stealth activated and waiting for an unsuspecting Sniper to come round the corner I waited patiently

"Come on" I muttered as one came round. Sneaking behind him and deactivating the cloak, I got my long awaited backstab. The achievement box popped up and I got 'you only shive thrice' one. I laughed as a guy said over the in-game chat, 'sentry their sewers' I decided to avoid the sewers and continue on my backstabbing of enemy players. After I bored of that I killed TF2 and Switched to just browsing the internet, looking at some more artwork by my faved artists on DA and FA, after all that my mother came in.

"Can you go get your brother, his car has died again. Apparently it's the Alternator and he's stuck in Cannington with Emily"

"Again? Bet you 5 bucks it's outside of a servo" I replied, grabbing my car keys and wallet. Jumping into my Corolla hatch, I drove towards Cannington.

Now you may start thinking, why is this all necessary? Just keep reading to find out.

I was on the Overpass heading towards Cannington when I heard sirens. Police sirens.

"Shit" I muttered. I was in the Far left hand lane near the edge of the bridge. That's when I saw it a minute to late. A Bugatti Veyron was travelling very fast towards me with red and blue lights behind it.

"FUCK!" I shouted as I slammed on the breaks, he wasn't going to stop as a truck was in the lane beside me. But alas, he slammed into my car with such force that I was shunted 10 meters back and slammed into the care behind me. I blacked out for a fraction of a second. The Police stopped traffic on the overpass very quickly. I groaned, I felt a warm Liquid all over my arm and leg. Looking down I saw that by leg had a rather long piece of Car jutting out of it. As for my arm, well it also had a piece of car jutting from it. The Police officer tried to open the door.

"Can you hear me?"

"SHIT, yeah I can hear you. Get me out of this" I said back, the Side window was shattered and shards of them also where in my right arm.

"We'll try" he said.

Well you would think that I survived the crash, but unfortunately I Bled out before the Ambos could get to me and I well… died at the scene.

I awoke sometime later in some sort of Dreamscape. I felt weird and oddly disconnected, as if I was floating in an ocean. Looking around I could only see various forms of Strata cumulus and other clouds

I looked around, only to see a small Sphere like thing on a pedestal, it was glowing an odd pink colour. I walked towards it and found that it was a sphere but it had something inside of it. The Creature inside it moved and then looked at me.

"How did you get here" She asked, the voice echoed around the whole room, which it now was instead of the dreamscape a moment before. This was getting beyond weird, almost like something from a dream.

"I don't know. Last thing I remember was me crashing into a Veyron that was travelling the wrong way down Roe" I said to the Creature in the Orb. The creature ohed as it swam around in the Sphere of Pink glass.

"I know. You bled out and died. That's why you are here. You were a good soul bar a few black spots" the creature said. A Mirror appeared on the far wall.

"So I will give you a choice. Either you can proceed to the pearly gates OR you can do me a favour and help out a Legendary Pokémon" the creature said. I recognised the Creature now.

"Also do you know what I am? As I can't say my name whilst in here, some joke from another legendary. Most likely GAH" She said, the sphere shrank slightly before she said the name.

"You're a Mew aren't you; I recognise the voice and the Cat like appearance." I asked, the Creature laughed, a Small hairline fracture appeared on the sphere, mews foot shoved the crack as it again caused another to appear.

"Very much so" She said. The sphere shattered as she hit it with a large burst of Physonic energy. She rose to eye level "Thanks for that, someone here did that as laugh and trapped me in there, the Word to release the sphere was my name but I couldn't say it. Darkrai and Dialga idea of fun and joke, Feth heads. But yeah, the Favour that I wanted" She said, gesturing towards the Mirror.

I walked over to the mirror and mew pushed my face directly into it. I felt a sheer surge of more weirdness as she and I descended to this alleyway. There was a small child, wearing nothing more than a child school uniform. It looked as though the uniform hadn't been washed for some time. The girl was no older than 11yr. She sat huddled, crying in the alleyway behind some bins. I tried to hold out my hand, but found I was immobile thanks mainly to Mew. She looked at me.

"Most legendaries don't give half an Arse to the suffering of humans. Most will look at her and Go PAH" mew said impersonating what appeared to be a Pompous Englishman. "I however am not like that I want you to help her"

"Err... who is she?" I asked. Mew sighed.

"Her name is Stephanie Yew. Her family only has enough money to send here to school and get an education. However. Her father is a disgraced scientist that was convicted of a crime he didn't commit and her mother is a prostitute and only makes enough to send her to school and feed her. The kids from the school there follow here down this alleyway and Ambush her. They bully her and use their Pokémon to hurt her. She says nothing to her mother as she is never around, and her father is always in prison. Most of the time she remains here until late then heads home to make a meagre dinner. "

"So what you want it to stop, the bullies are easy enough. But what am I supposed to do?" I said, this was sounding rather like, adopt this girl and make her happy scenario. Mew Nodded.

"Yes, and you will be the one to do it, if you agree that is" Mew said. I looked at the girl as a group of 12 year old kids came round the corner with various Pokémon, most of them where very basic easy Pokémon, Poochenya and Houndour. Most of them looked a lot richer, but then again, this girl really didn't have anything going for her. I watching transfixed by the fact that the kids ordered their Pokémon to attack a human.

"Like I have a choice, I don't like to see here like this. So what is going to happen now?" I asked. Mew smiled, a clipboard and pen appeared in her paws.

"I'll ask you a couple of Questions, and as I do, I want you to answer then truthfully. As you do, your body will be altered to the Pokémon that best represents your personality" she said as we reappeared back in here room. There stood a rather large gate made of Wrought Gold and silver.

"That's the door to the afterlife, if you really want to use it" mew said, gesturing to the door.

"Fine, throw me the questions" I said, knowing full well that I was going to regret this at a later date.

"Favourite Pokémon types, your two most favourite ones"

"Fire and Dark" I said. I noticed almost immediately I felt rather hot and the light hurt my eyes. As if someone had turned the lights up by a factor of 5.

"Owe. Could you turn the lights down?" I asked. She snapped her fingers and the light became rather dim. I opened my eyes and found I they didn't hurt anymore.

"Oaky next question, what is your Favourite Pokémon class, Like Canine, Feline, Avian etc?"

"I prefer canine Pokémon like Eevee and the Eons" I said. Mew looked at me, and smirked.

"Now I will add these to your personality before. Looks like you're becoming a new Pokémon all together" Mew said. As she did, I felt sheer pain and Pins and needles.

"A new type, what is it then?" I said before the pain shot through my head.

"A Dark Dragon type, Evolved from Eevee which was holding a Dragon scale during its evolution at night. Drakeon" mew said as I felt my hands start to change. I looked down as I involuntary clenched my fists. They then proceeded to fuse into a paw of sorts. The 3 paw digits I could feel something forming at the palm and the very tips. Turning the over I saw the start of Leathery paw pads.

Only now did I notice that I was Nude, but the Pain and weird feelings still plagued my mind. That's when both of my shins broke about halfway up and reformed the ankle joint making my legs look like shaved dogs hind leg. My toes also fussed into 3 digits and also now sprouted pads as well. My whole spine now cracked and shift as my pelvis and ribcage became more Eon like. That's when most of the bone breaking stopped as my body structure was now mostly Eon over human.

"The hells are you doing" I said, mew looked over the now furless mostly canine human in front of her.

"Watching as you change" she said as the Pins and needles now rushed over my whole body as black fur now proceeded to cover my skin. It tickled some parts but now made me look like a human sized umboreon without all the yellow markings.

"As you are part dragon, time for some draconic features I think. How about a Dragons tail..." mew said as she pulled at my lower spine. My spine reacted immediately as it wretched, stretched and extended past my now Canine Pelvis. The tail was bone for the most part, but was soon covered by a wave of sinew, Veins, Fur and Spines. The Spines looked like a Vaporeon's but they had no webbing between them, also, the very tip of my tail now sported a mace like set of spines. I could feel her stroking the tail with almost awe.

"...and you will also need Wings..." she said. Pulling out 2 clouds and reformed them into rather cute looking fairy wings. She then proceeded to Implant them behind by collar bone which the sat there floating. I could feel them even thought there was no physical sinew, bone or Skin attaching them to me.

She then floated to my face which was still human but covered in the black fur that the rest of my body was coated in.

"...and a cute muzzle" she said touching my now dog like nose. She laughed as if elk my cheekbones stretch and my lower jaw to match. On top of this, my ears elongated to become more 'dog' like but were more like eevee ears than anything else.

All of the feelings subsided as I now got my bearings. I was by all accounts more of a dragon dog, but was still human sized.

"Err... Mew. Am I supposed to be this big?" I asked. She looked at me and made a few notes.

"Not really. That can be fixed anyways." She said as she got bigger. Or I got smaller. I found out that I had shrunk to the size of a standard Eon. More like the size of a Labrador pup.

"So I'm now a Pokémon then?"

"Of course, but remember this; you will be able only to talk in and understand other Pokémon. You will be able to understand English but you will no longer be able to speak it. Unless you retrain yourself like a Meouth that I knew once" Mew said, I looked at her. My now Muzzle was obvious.

"Well let's not stand around chatting about it, send me down" I said, Mew laughed and Snapped her Fingers. My body felt completely lightweight then I blacked out. She had just teleported me to the Realm of Pokémon.