The Talent Show
I don't own any characters. Ser……Gum!!!!!!!!!! (Inside joke) (he goes, he goes)
We begin out tale in an auditorium, with all of the LOTR characters just sitting there.
Announcer: O.k. lets begin with explaining that this is a talent competition, there will be three finalists. O.k. Now, I'd just like to lighten the crowd a little bit with a little joke. There was this little kid playing in the sandbox at the park, and he was eating candy. An old man walked up to him and said, you shouldn't eat candy, its bad for you. The little kid goes, yeah, well, my grandpa lived to be 100 years old. The old man said, well did he eat candy. No, said the little kid, he minded his own freekin business. Thank you. Now to introduce our first singer came all the way from the fires of mount doom where he tried retrieving the ring, Sauron.
The music started.
Don't look at me
Every day is
so wonderful
And suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the fame, I'm so ashamed
I am
beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today
To all your
friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone and the puzzle undone
That's the way it is
You are
beautiful no matter what they say
Words won't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words won't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...
No matter
what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won't stay
And
everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won't always shine
(sun won't always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times
We are
beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down
We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring
me down today
Don't you bring me down today
Crickets were chirping in the audience except for Sauroman was clapping. (Gay wad)
Announcer: Well, that was a nice start, let's move on. Next we have the ring bearer himself, Frodo Baggins.
The music started.
Oooooh
You high baby?
Yaaahhh
Yah?
Talk to me
You want me to tell you something?
Uh huh
I know what you want to hear
A Chorus
Cuz, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too,
I think I love you baby, "I think I love you too"
I'm here to save you girl, come be in Shady's world,
I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl
you know you want me baby, you know I want you too, they call me superman, I'm
here to rescue you
I want to save you girl, come be in Shady's world,
"Ooooh boy you drive me crazy," Bitch you
make me hurl...
Verse 1
They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'm single now, got no
ring on this finger now
I'd never let another chick bring me down, in a relationship, save it bitch, babysit? You make me sick
Superman ain't savin' shit,
girl you can jump on Shady's dick
straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a muthafuckin'
slut, to her face
play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face
I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask? Kiss my dick,
get my cash? I'd rather have you whip my ass
Don't put out, I'll put you out. Won't get out, I'll
push you out/ Puss blew out, poppin' shit, wouldn't
piss on fire to put you out
Am I too nice? Buy you ice? Bitch if you died, I wouldn't buy you life
What you tryin' to be my new
wife? What you Mariah? Fly through twice
Bridge
But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go. Saturday through
Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow, till then just sit your
drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho
B Chorus
Cus I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman,
can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman
I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, your
Superman, your Superman
Verse 2
Don't get me wrong, I love these hoes, it's no secret, everybody knows
Yeah we fucked, bitch so what, that's about as far as your buddy goes
We'll be friends, I'll call you again, I'll chase you around every bar you
attend
Never know what kind of car I'll be in, we'll see how much you'll be partying
then
You don't want that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when I see you with
guys
too much pride, between you and I, not a jealous man, but females lie
But I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two?
I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you
Bridge
A Chorus/B Chorus
Verse 3
First thing you say, "I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars all day
I don't see what the big deal is anyways, you're just plain old Marshall to
me"
Oooh yah girl run that game, "Hailie Jade, I love that name, love that tatoo, what's that say? Rot in pieces? Uh, that's
great"
First off you don't know Marshall, at all so grow partial, that's ammo for my
arsenal, I'll slap you off that barstool
there goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you, good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone
off that water bottle
you want what you can't have, ooh girl that's too damn bad, don't touch what
you can't grab, end up with two backhands
put anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can't
stand
girl you just blew your chance, don't mean to ruin your plans
Everyone clapped and cheered cause, well, people from the LOTR love Eminem.
Announcer: Well, that was fun, now next we have the monster himself Gollum!!!
The music started.
[Intro]
Big boy.. Big boy.. Big boy
[Chorus]
I said give me two pair
(cause) I need two pair
So I can get to stompin in my air force ones
(Big boys) stompin in my air force ones
[Nelly]
I like the all white high top strap with the gum bottom
(Big boy) theres somthin
bout dem that's dirty why I got em
(Big boy) I leave um strapped and laced and come up out um
(Big boy) the last person that touched um I been shot um, (big boy)
[Kyjuan]
Now if you looked, and seen lime green forces and kiwi
(Big boy) you couldn't get this color if you had a personal genie
(Big boy) you now I keep it hip-hop
My niggas flip flop
(Big boy) yea my force ones and tip top
(Me) now form a flip flop, (big boy)
[Ali]
I like the limit ed edition to kaki and only green
(Big boy) patent leather pin stripe you should see how I do the strime
(Big boy) size twelve with the strap
Red and white with a cardinal cap
(Big boy) all flavors well it just depend
on when and (don't get me) where I am at (Big boy)
[Murphy Lee]
Don't get me wrong man
And Murphy lee aint dumb man
(Big boy) cuz if the shoe is on the shelf you should
have some man
(Big boy) you can not sit up and tell me that you have none man
(Big boy) you may not have three or four but you got one man (big boy)
[Chorus x2]
[Murphy Lee]
We up in footlocker I'm looking like I need those
(Big boy) ten in a half and if you got em give me two
of those
(Big boy) I can tell she never seen murphy lee befo
(Big boy) cuz shes just standin ther as if I'm shootin free throws
(Big boy) I said excuse me miss I only wanna buy
shoes
(Big boy) she said I love u Murph especially in the
white in blue
(Big boy) I said the white in blue sound nice make it twice
(Big boy) and I signed an (yo) autograph
(yo) "thanks for the advice" (big boy)
[Ali]
I keep it real dirty, dirty you know how I do
(Big boy) purple in gold with the Lakers the broncos the orange in blue
(Big boy) I like em floppy with ankle socks
lows mids and high tops, (big boy) Which are clear so
But this tims and fat laces with it is cold
(Big boy) but when I win the gold (blhhha) in the
house I'm a flow
(Big boy) then its back to the on purpose with em and
dots in the toe
(Big boy) then I'm stopping this dough that I'm spending fa
sho
(Big boy) on dem Nike air force and e behind de o
(big boy)
[Kyjuan]
O.. k li, I treat my shoe
like my ride
(Big boy) chrome on the fat laces at what wood on the inside
(Big boy) spray candy on the swoosh
With the electric roof
(Big boy) put the kid on the sole now I got a wad of shoe
(Big boy) you see that low misk with the purple coop
I'm drivin them
(Big boy), (Kyjuan, were you getting dem colors, are you dyin them)
(Big boy) ten is my size in dem
No point in tiein dem
(Big boy) aint no point in tryin
these on
You know I'm buyin dem (big
boy)
[Nelly]
Now don't nothing get the hype on first site like, white on whites
(Big boy) dem three quarters them lows they all tyte
(Big boy) the only problem they only good for one night
(Big boy) cuz once you scuff um you ****ed up your
whole night
(Big boy) whats my basis? The look up sto on his faces
(Big boy) this kids outrageous hes byein them by the cases
(Big boy) cuz once I cop um gut um and switch the
laces
(Big boy) they all purpose ya heard me kinda like my datin (big boy)
[Chorus x2]
[Kyjuan]
I wore spurs at first now theres tape on dem
(Big boy) damn, the nose come out, so I write the date on them
(Big boy) these Louie for Taiwan you gotta wait on dem
(Big boy) I had to get em early so I spent more cake
on dem (big boy)
[Murphy Lee]
Look I'm tryin to keep it up like a one minute man
(Big boy) while Ali on the Kawasaki two head bands
(Big boy) jewelry and all
(Wow) fish bowlin um all
(Big Boy), (I got some fifteens) security buyin shoes
and all (big boy)
[Nelly]
Now some time I get em free some time I gotta pay
(Big boy) walk in the mall and they now what I'm bout to say
(Big boy) gimme the black and platinum, and leather
gray
(Big boy) ones in the back and (yo)
tha pair you got on display (check), (big boy)
[Ali]
Now were da boxes were I keep mine (keep mine)
You should beep mine (Big boy), (beep mine)
Maybe once or twice but never three times
(Big boy) I'm just a sneaker pro
I love pumas and shell toes
(Big boy) but cant nothin compare to a fresh crispy
white pearl (big boy)
[Chorus x2]
Big boy.. Big boy.. Big boy
Everyone was now muttering the chorus to the song, because that song will get stuck in your head.
Announcer: o.k. lets go on, next we have the hottest of all hotties, Merry!!!!!!
The music started.
To this world I'm unimportant just
Because I have nothing to give
So you call this your free country
Tell me why it cost so much to live
Tell me why
This world can turn me down
But I won't turn away, oh no
I won't turn around
All my work and endless measures
Never seem to get me very far
Walk a mile just to move an inch
Now even though I'm trying so
Damn hard
I'm trying so hard
This world can turn me down but I
Won't turn away
And I won't duck and run, cause
I'm not built that way
When everything is gone there is
Nothing there to fear
This world cannot bring me down
No cause I'm already here, oh no!
I am already here, down
On my knees
I am already here, on no, I am
Already here
I must have told you a thousand
Times I am not running away
I won't duck and run
I won't duck and run
I won't duck and run
No I pass away
This world can turn me down but
I won't turn away
And I won't duck and run, cause
I'm not built that way
When everything is gone there is
Nothing there to fear
This world cannot bring me down
No cause I'm already here
This world can turn me down, but
I won't turn away
And I won't duck and run,
Cause I'm not built that way
When everything is gone there
Is nothing there to fear
This world cannot
Bring me down
No cause I'm already here
Sorry to cut u ppl off, but ya know, I had 4 singers to start off with, so I hope ya like the chapter.
