Summary: Well, there's a bag...and popping...and...well...uh..Relena dies!! Yeah!!!

Disclaimer: Um, the characters aren't mine, if I owned them, then I'd have more money
And I wouldn't be trapped with my over protective parents (mutters angrily about
stupid parents). But, uh...the gun is mine!...Okay, okay, I don't own the gun either! Are
you happy now!! Geez! Heck, I don't even own this disclaimer. There. Satisfied! (pouts)
Um...I'll just get on with the fic now...


The Insanely Short Bag Popping Fic
(Yes, I know, wierd title, now leave me alone!)

Relena: {comes through doorway, sees Hero}
Heero: {polishing gun, humming "Death by Music"}
Relena: Now's my chance!! {whips out paper lunch bag, intending to surprise Heero}
After he's recovered from the heart attack, he'll be mine! Maybe he'll even get
amnesia, then I know I can win his heart! {blows up bag, inches closer to Heero}
Heero: {senses something, tenses up, looks left and right for danger}
Relena: {raises bag}
Heero: {hears bag crackle, spins around, shoots Relena and bag}
Relena: gurgle {falls gracelessly to the ground with *flop*}
Heero: {comes over to examine body, nudges over with foot, sees who it is, kicks her} sigh...
{empties clip} {others run in}
Quatre: Oh my God! You killed Relena! {crickets chirp}
Duo: Yatta! Way to go! Lets go get some icecream to celebrate!!
All: {go get icecream}

~END~

Authors Notes: Well, there it was...it was a really really great fic! Really!...but my cat ate it,
and this was what was left...sorry. -_- Well, it was...short...But...Relena died!!! Yatta!!! My
friend says that maybe it's better that these characters belong to...less violent people...oh
well. (shrugs).Bud due to my school induced insanity, I do get to torture them, or at least
Relena, to my twisted hearts content. Go Me!!! Please review this. I'm desperate for input
(*coff* attention) so I'll take flames (okay, I'll probably print them out and feed them to my cat.
either way...)so please tell me what you think!!!!!!!

Anyway, my friend Miko no Hoshi, helped me with this. The disclaimer is a spin off of her idea,
and well, you probably don't want to know where the inspiration for this fic came from...
(sweatdrops) Anyway, You should go read Miko no Hoshi's fics, they are way funnier than mine,
due to the fact that she has creativity and can make up stuff, where as I have to borrow everything
or depend on random moments of insanity. Anyway, like I said, her fics are better. She wrote a
several really cute/funny Slayers fics. You should go read them!!! I insist!!!