(Disclaimer, please read: Hey y'all! I had written this story a while back, but decided to "revive it", so to speak! Blue is the male, Green is the female in the story. Rated M for language, drug use, and some sexual references. The Pokémon Adventures manga and Pokémon do not belong to me.)
"Well, you'll never guess what happened to me on the plane…"
"…"
"OMA I JUST GOT ONE NEW MESSAGE ON MY XTRANSRECEIVER! OMA LET ME SEE WHO IT IS OMA IT WAS FROM A TELEMARKETER!"
"So…Red…where are we going?"
"Well, hey there hottie! What's your number?"
"She's married!"
"So sorry…so sorry about that…Gold, try to keep it zipped!"
"Smell that? Oh, it'll smell great on me…ooh, I better get this Snivy-skin manbag!"
"Ugh! You're straight but you sound like total queer! Ow! Stop hitting me!"
"For the umpteenth time, I'm not showing me without my contraptions! Only Crystal can see that."
"Well, it's 5pm, and I'm…so…tired…"
"Pearl, come on! I need to get two more dozen onigiri for us!"
"Is Pearl going to be okay?"
"I'M GONNA FUCKING BEAT Y'ALL! JUST YOU WAIT!"
"I understand you're talking to the Elite Four…but you just shouted that in front of a dude…who's coming after us…and looks really pissed…why don't we head to baggage claim now? *hehe*"
Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Pearl, Diamond, Platinum, Black, White.
How the illustrious Pokedex owners have a vacation: illustrated step-by-step.
(To be continued…in case you haven't figured it out, OMA=Oh my Arceus.)
