Not mine: Yuuske. That's it.

~Yuuske Urameshi's Encounter with the Pink Bunny Ears~

Yuuske: *is walking down a random street, whistling*

[Pink bunny ears appear on Yuuske's head!]

Yuuske: Eh?! What the - -

[People begin to stare at the costumed Spirit Detective.]

Yuuske: I'm not costumed!

[A pink bunny suit replaces Yuuske's normal green clothes]

Yuuske: O.o HEY!

[A fangirlish giggle is heard coming from the sky.]

Yuuske: What the fuzzy?!

[A brown-haired catgirl drops from the sky.]

Yuuske: Who are you?! Are you a youkai?!

Mysterious Catgirl: ^_^ *nods*

Yuuske: DID YOU DO THIS?!

MC: *devilish grin* Yup!

Yuuske: *ding!* Hey! You must be that crazy fangirl Kurama and Hiei told me about!

MC: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO! Absolutely right, Spirit Detective! I see you're not as dumb as you look!

Yuuske: *glare* SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

MC: *pointy-teeth evil smirk* I was bored.

Yuuske: So you torture me?

MC: Yep.

Yuuske: Wait, weren't we at your house one time? When that scary mutant thing yelled at us for trying to save the world from Toguro?

[A large fireball flies down frome the sky and incinerates Yuuske, leaving only the seemingly indestructable bunny ears flaming at the tips.]

MC: . . . Oops, guess you should never insult Z-chan if you can help it. . . *picks up bunny ears and extinguishes the flame at the tip of each ear* I'd better keep these. *to people watching* You can leave now! Nothing left to see here! Just a flaming crater where a human being used to be!

People: O.o *sweatdrop*

MC: *is now waving arms frantically* Leave! NOW! Bai bai! Adios! Ja ne! Asta la Vista! Sayonara!

~~Special note~~
YO! It's great to be back! ^-^ Anyway, sorry about any disturbance caused to *untypable name. . . ok, I forgot.* I'm glad for the compliment, even though you probably didn't intend it to be one. Oh, and I will be at your house, 2:00 AM, April 22, 2004. You'll see me in the dark shadows of your room. DO NOT BE ALARMED. It's just a friendly response to your review of my _very_ short lived story.

To all of the other people insane enough to read this, please tell me if you liked it. I may put up another chapter.