It was a normal night in Another Dimension. Magolor stood alone, staring into the tragically beautiful scenery of space, his cape dramatically flowing behind him. He never seemed to get sick of the beauty of Another Dimension. It filled his sadistic heart with so many memories of the injustices he caused in the past. It didn't matter to him that he was defeated by Kirby and his gang, Magolor was very satisfied to experience such power. Reminiscing these moments made him feel warm and fuzzy inside.

In Another Dimension, it was so...fiendish. It is what nightmares are made of. It is like the hell of the Kirby universe. Filled with many dangerous creatures flying around everywhere, it was not a place anyone would want to be, except Magolor. This place is just right for Magolor. It is the only place he can fit in and feel loved.

Just then, a Sphere Doomer screeched loudly. Magolor turned to the source of the sound, finding the Sphere Doomer swooping down right past him, and it dropped a letter in front of him. Magolor looked at the letter curiously, it was sealed with a red wax seal of the Super Smash Bros. emblem. He opened the letter and it read:

"Greetings, Sir Magolor!

You are cordially invited to attend the new Super Smash Brothers tournaments!
We request that you arrive as soon as possible. Please pack all your necessities, as you will be living with all the Smashers from now on.

We look forward to your attendance.

- Sincerely, Master Hand"

Super... Smash... Bros...? The Super Smash Bros? The one that Kirby, Meta Knight, and Dedede attended? What an honor! Magolor returned to his home, packing his bags, and then resting for the next day. Once he woke up that morning, he went outside, carrying his luggage and having a Scarfy trail behind him to accompany him. Thanks to Magolor's magic powers, he opened a portal to the Smash Bros. universe and jumped in. When he jumped in, he found himself on Final Destination. Master Hand was doing a role call, to make sure all Smashers and trophies were there.

"And now...last, but not least...our final Smasher has arrived!" Master Hand said with great power. Everyone began cheering and clapping. When silence fell, Master Hand resumed his speech. "And now, my gentlepeople... I present to you... Our final Smasher..."

Magolor stared with anticipation as he waited for the announcement. He clenched his fists, his heart was pounding, he felt like the world was finally revolving around him.

Master Hand finally excitedly exclaimed, "THE DUCK HUNT DUO!"
The crowd began uproaring in an intense applause as the Duck Hunt dog came running in, and the Duck Hunt duck flying above the crowd and landing on the dog's back. Magolor lowered his head in disbelief. What did he come here for?

"And now, let's all welcome our trophies! Take it away, Crazy Hand!" Master hand floated away, and Crazy Hand floated in and stayed silent. Everyone stared in confusion. After a minute, Crazy Hand inhaled slowly, quietly, and deeply. Hands can breathe too, did you know that?

There was a long pause.

Everyone jumped when Crazy Hand began screaming.
"MIIBRAWLERMIISWORDFIGHTERMIIGUNNERFIGHTINGMIITEAMMASTERHANDCRAZYHANDMASTERCOREGLIREGLICEGLUNDERPOPPANTROTURRETMITESBYTANSGAMYGAMARIOLUIGIPRINCESSPEACHBOWSERBOWSERJUNIORLARRYROYWENDYIGGYMORTONLEMMYLUDWIGDOCTORMARIOROSALINAANDLUMATOADHAMMERBROLAKITUCHAINCHOMPWALUIGIBANZAIBILLDRYBONESCHEEPCHEEPWIGGLERBABYMARIOPOLTERPUPBABYPEACHBLOOPERBLUESHYGUYBOOWARIOBUZZYBEETLEPROFESSORELVINGADDFLAMECHOMPGHOSTSGIANTGOOMBAGOOMBAGREENSHYGUYKAMEKKERSTIKINGBOBOMBKINGBOOGREENKOOPAPARATROOPAREDKOOPAPARATROOPAGREENKOOPATROOPAREDKOOPATROOPAWIGGLERPARAGOOMBAPIRANHAPLANTPOKEYPRINCESSDAISYSHYGUYSPIKETOPSPINYTHWOMPYELLOWSHYGUYDONKEYKONGDIDDYKONGPAULINECANDYKONGKRITTERKINGKROOLCRANKYKONGDIXIEKONGFUNKYKONGRAMBIEXPRESSOKALIMBOMUGLYCAPNGREENBEARDSQUAWKSSQUITTERTIKIBUZZTUTORIALPIGLINKPRINCESSZELDASHEIKGANONDORFCUCCOTWINROVAEPONAGHIRAHIMSKULLKIDTINGLESAMUSZEROSUITSAMUSDARKSAMUSMETROIDMOTHERBRAINKIHUNTERGEEMERREOYOSHIFLYGUYFOXFALCOKRYSTALANDROSSPIKACHUCHARIZARDLUCARIOJIGGLYPUFFGRENINJAMEOWTHELECTRODEGOLDEENSTARYUEEVEESNORLAXMOLTRESMEWTOGEPIBELLOSOMCHESPINMEWTWOLATIASANDLATIOSENTEIYVELTALXERNEASLUGIAMETAGROSSABOMASNOWARCEUSVICTINIKYUREMIVYSAURPOKEMONTRAINERSYLVIONSUICUNEGARDEVOIRKYOGREDEOXYSPALKIAGIRATINAPETILILCHANDELUREZOROARKZEKROMZAPDOSWHIMSICOTTSWIRLIXSQUIRTLESPEWPASNIVYSHAYMINRESHIRAMPROFESSORSYCAMOREPORYGONZPOKEMONXANDYTRAINERSPICHUOSHAWOTTMILOTICMELOETTAMEGAVENUSAURMEGABLASTOISEMAGNEMITEKOFFINGINKAYHITMONLEEHELIOPTILEGENESECTGHASTLYFLETCHLINGFENNEKINEMOLGADEDENNEDARKRAICRYOGONALCELEBIAUDINOARTICUNOCAPTAINFALCONSAMURAIGOROHSOCTORSTEWARTPICONESSLUCASMISTERSATURNSTARMANFLYINGMANJEFFDUNGEONMANPORKYSTATUEMARTHIKEROBINLUCINACHROMLYNLISSAANNALONQUGAIUSCORDELIAOWAININIGOTIKIVALIDARMISTERGAMEANDWATCHVILLAGERISABELLEMISTERRESETTIPITDARKPITPALUTENAMAGNUSMEDUSAPHOSPHORASPECKNOSEOLIMARALPHROCKPIKMINBLUEPIKMINYELLOWPIKMINREDPIKMINPURPLEPIKMINWHITEPIKMINWINGEDPIKMINLOUIEIRIDESCENTGLINTBEETLEBULBORBWARIOASHLEYKATANDANAROBLITTLEMACDOCLOUISGLASSJOEBALDBULLMISTERSANDMANSHULKRIKIDUNBANDUCKHUNTWILDGUNMANSONICTHEHEDGEHOGSHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGEGGROBOMILESTAILSPROWERKNUCKLESTHEECHIDNASILVERTHEHEDGEHOGDOCTOREGGMANAMYROSEMETALSONICVECTORTHECROCODILECHARMYBEEESPIOTHECHAMELEONBIGTHECATCHAOROUGETHEBATCREAMTHERABBITE123OMEGABLAZETHECATJETTHEHAWKMEGAMANXMEGAMANVOLNUTTMEGAMANEXESTARFORCEMEGAMANDOCTORWILYELECMANMETTAURRUSHBEATPACMANBLINKYINKYPINKYCLYDEARZODIUSDOCTORKAWASHIMAPRINCEOFSABLESHERIFFTAKAMRUDEVILDILLONKIRBYKINGDEDEDEMETAKNIGHTNIGHTMAREKNUCKLEJOEPARASOLWADDLEDEEWADDLEDOOTACGORDOPLASMAWISPBRONTOBURTBONKERSBUGZZYBOMBERWHEELIE"

And then Crazy Hand wheezed and took a deep breath and whispered. "And Magolor." He wheezed.
Everyone glared and turned to Magolor. Magolor began crying and floated away.

Later that day, Magolor was in his dorm room with Kirby, Dedede, and Meta Knight. He was in his room and crying into a pillow. Meta Knight barged in and sternly said "Stop your crying, you piece of garbage. The whole campus can hear you."

"Meta Knight! You don't understand! I've wanted to be a fighter here so bad!" He screamed as he threw a pillow at Meta Knight. "Magolor, please calm down. You're stronger than this." Meta Knight pleaded. "Why didn't they put me in Smash Bros?!" Magolor cried and flopped face-down onto his bed. Meta Knight tilted his head, placing a hand on his chin. "...Um, maybe because you're a manipulative piece of shit?" Meta Knight said really coolly or something. Slay, Meta Knight, slay.

"I know I'm garbage already, though! Many fighters here are garbage, what makes me any different?! Give me a valid reason on why I shouldn't be a Smasher!"
Meta Knight walked up to Magolor, sighed, and placed a hand on Magolor's head and spoke firmly. "Magolor... You're a huge sadist and we can't let everyone see you with a raging boner while beating everyone. It's just not appropriate for the children."

Meta Knight then left the room and turned off Magolor's lights, hoping Magolor would sleep then. However, Magolor kept crying. Kirby, although he knew Magolor was garbage, felt concern for him. He went into Magolor's room and hopped onto his bed. "Poyo" Kirby said, offering a tomato to Magolor. "...No, Kirby. I do not eat tomatoes. I am a strict carnivore." Magolor said sternly. "Poyo" Kirby said as he began sucking on the tomato, making loud and obnoxious sucking sounds.

Magolor sighed. "Why? Why couldn't I have made it as a fighter...?"
"Poyo" Kirby said, still sucking on the tomato.

Magolor held Kirby's hand and kept crying. He held Kirby's hand so tight that he ripped it off. He kept crying, but ripping Kirby's hand off made him feel a bit better. "...I could have been the coolest Smasher if it weren't for Duck Hunt!" he yelled with great emotion. Kirby was bleeding. A lot. "Poyo" Kirby said, seeming not to be affected by the pain, just continuing to suck on the tomato.

King Dedede was awake in the middle of the night because he's a loser with no life that didn't make it into college and doesn't believe in going to sleep at decent times even if he must wake up early. He saw the sight of Kirby bleeding and screamed. "LORD META KNIGHT, LORD META KNIGHT! CALL AN AMBULANCE! QUICKLY!" So Kirby was taken away to the hospital, still sucking on the tomato. "Poyo" he said to the medics while being taken away.

Meta Knight stood in front of Magolor, glaring at him. "Magolor... Master Hand told me he needs a word with you."
Magolor gulped nervously, making his way to Final Destination along with the Smashers and other trophies because they all need to witness what a disgrace Magolor is.

"Magolor..." Master Hand said darkly. "I see you have caused an unfortunate tribulation for Kirby..."
Magolor nodded in shame. He wasn't concerned about Kirby, he was concerned about how this would affect his status as a possible future Smasher.
"...So while Kirby is being treated and recovering... I have decided your fate..."
Magolor looked down and clenched his collar, expecting the worst penalty to come to him.
"As the god of Smash... Magolor... I have decided..."
Everyone watched in anticipation.
"THAT YOOOOOU WILL BE A TEMPORARY REPLACEMENT FOR KIRBY AS A SMASHER!"
Magolor looked up with bright eyes. Did he say...?
Everyone began booing and hissing. They did not want Magolor to be a Smasher.

And so, everyone agreed that NO ONE likes Magolor.