Nicole hummed to herself in the dark confines of Sally's drawer. She was powering up.
"Initiating Initial Start Up Mode. Initial Start Up Mode…Initiating." There was a hum. "Dual Core Processors blinking green." All her lights suddenly came on at once. "WAIT A MINUTE! I ONLY HAVE ONE! OH NOES!" She started to mini explode. "I AM HUNGRY! HUNGRY FOR ENERGY!" She started to shake, bouncing back and forth, knocking into a bottle of bourbon and a packet of condoms.
"I AM THIRSTY FOR NUTRIENTS! EMPTY ME WITH YOUR LOVE!"
Then there was light. The drawer was flung open and a giant furry hand reached in and pulled Nicole out. Sally glared at the computer, fangs bared and drooling. "SHUT UP BUTTERSCOTCH! I HATE YOU!"
"I HATE YOU MORE SALLY!"
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Sally through Nicole across the room. The computer flew through the roof and rocketed into space. She zipped past planets, careened past the sun, got caught in the gravity of a meteor and hurtled back to Earth, coming back through the hole in the roof and smashing into Sally's forehead, knocking the squirrel out cold.
At that time Antoine came running into the room. He was wearing Sally's underpants on his head and he couldn't see. Attached to his foot was a goldfish.
"ZALLEY! I AM 'ERE FOR EYEW MY PREEN ZESS!" Nicole got jealous, and leapt into the air and latched onto Antoine's other hand with her teeth. "COYOTE GO CHOMP!"
"'OW'EEEE! MY 'AND!" Anotine ran backwards into the street, where Sonic was walking Tails.
Suddenly the ground started to shake, and Super Robotnik and his Metal Cyborg Body Of Doom crashed into the centre of the town.
"THIS LAND IS BECOME TO ME!" Yelled the fat man in the red socks, which happened to be the only things he was wearing. "Now is the time to die!"
Tailsdog got spooked and took off, jerking Sonic off his feet. Tailsdog ran around in circles for a little while, taking Sonic with him, and eventually ran into a pole. Sonic stood up angrily, and sprouted grass from his head. "I AM A GARDEN!" He yelled. "MY HEAD IS A PRIVATE PLACE!"
He pulled out a watering can from behind his back and watered his head, angrily. Robotnik cried out in anger. "FOILED AGAIN!" He pulled out a rake and started to scratch his back. "MY GARDEN IS CHERRISHED!"
Sally woke up at that point and wondered down the stairs. Suddenly she giggled, threw her jacket into the air and jumped up and down. "NAKEDNESS IS THE WAY OF THE LORD!" she cried, and threw her boots into the air too. Tailsdog, who was just waking up, got clobbered in the head by the boots. "MY FEET!" He cried. Sonic cried out, "Oh noes! The world is in danger! Gotta hurry!" He jumped onto a motorcycle and driveded all the way to some place and was served milk shakes. Bunnie was sitting. There was a movie playing. It had a name. Antoine got a job as a cow milker, milking cows. He was promoted to Deputy Sherrif, but then demoted to grounds keeper. Rotor learned how to bake cookies, but Tailsdog didn't get any because of his allergies. He cried.
Then everyone went home. Nicole wasput back in her drawers amongst Sally's underpants. "I like it here." She says. "Smells like squirrel bits."
She started to power down. "Goodnight Knuckles", she said.
"Goodnight," said Knuckles.
