How Many Monkeys Did You See In The Barn?

Once upon a time in the land of fiddle-diddle, there once lived a girl named Amaryllis. She lived on a farm with her Mom, Pop, and Brother. She often said strange things to get out of working like, "I think there's a shark in the barn!" But her Pop would never believe her. But one day, she was right...

"Pop! Pop! There's a monkey in the Barn!" shouted Amaryllis running over to her Pop. "How many monkeys are in the barn?" "About a million!" said Amaryllis. Her Pop laughed heartily and mused his daughter's hair. "Amaryllis, now how would a monkey get in a Barn, on a Nebraskan farm?" "He walked?" Her Pop laughed again and walked off in the other direction.

"I'll go catch one of those monkeys and you'll see!" she shouted at her father running towards the barn. She opened the big red doors and was trampled by hundreds of monkeys!

Her brother, Briangello, saw his sister being trampled by the monkeys! But these were no ordinary monkeys, they were PINK monkeys! With blue spots! They were the terrible...

Nebraskan Monkeys!

"Pop!" Briangello shouted for his Pop. His Pop and Mom rushed out of the house, "What is it Briangello?" asked his Mom. "Amaryllis!" he said pointing to the stampede of monkeys. "No! Nebraskan Monkeys! How can it be!" said his Pop. "NOOO! AMARYLLIS MUST BE DEAD!" cried Mom.

"I'm coming Amaryllis!" Her Pop dove into the swarm of angry monkeys. He was also trampled. But, in the middle of the swarm, there was a lone monkey, who was yellow. Pop managed to crawl out of the stream of monkeys. He saw the yellow one, "No! It's the LEMON Nebraskan Monkey!" he yelled. Mom and Briangello gasped.

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To find out what happens to Pop, Mom, Briangello, and Amaryllis, read Chapter 2!

So here's Chapter 2! That was quick eh?

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Suddenly Ella and Char ran past Mom and Briangello. They came out with Pop and Amaryllis. "Are you ok?" Char asked Amaryllis. "No." Char laughed and said seriously, "Now time to hurt the monkeys!" He took out a big potty and threw it at the lemon monkey. The lemon monkey was squished. All the other monkeys turned angrily to look at everyone, "Oops,"

"Got any other potties?" asked Pop backing away from the advancing Monkeys.

"No," said Char. "But I have a WHOLE bathroom!" yelled Ella. She took the bathroom out of her pocket. It was only an inch tall. "How is that going to help?" asked Briangello. "Oh just add water," said Ella. "Where are we going to get water?" asked Mom. "Spit on it!" yelled Pop, hockin up a huge loogie at shooting it. Everyone began to spit on the bathroom. It suddenly grew really big and Ella threw it at the monkeys. They all perished.

Then Amaryllis died. Everyone was sad. She died from monkey butt nucleosis. She had been sat on by one of the monkeys and was dead. Poor Amaryllis....

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That's my story, its dumb, lol well I hope you like it and as a closing statement I would like to say, NEVER LET A NEBRASKAN MONKEY SIT ON YOU! OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE POOR AMARYLLIS! Oh yeah, no offense to Nebraskans, I just think they have lots of farms there, I could be wrong though, I don't know....