AN : So, it;s the oneshot you've all been waiting for… Satoshi reads his letter from 'Outer Mongolia's Archives of Random Facts'!

Disclaimer: Well, I don't own DNAngel, or Outer Mongolia, but I was the one who made up Outer Mongolia's Archives of Random Facts!

This is Satoshi's thinking, This is Krad's. This is the letter.

I got these random facts from all over.

Satoshi looked at the letter on his bed. So you're finally going to read it, my everything… UGH JUST SHUT UP KRAD!Satoshi sat down and started reading.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." English?

No word in the English language rhymes with month. Why is there info on English in Outer Mongolia's Archives of Random facts?

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". I don't even know English. Really? That mean I really am smarter than you.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

Cat's urine glows under a black light. UGH I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT! You're cat-like, does that mean yours glows? Kidding, I don't need to know the answer.

The first Ford cars had Dodge engines. Okaaaay…

Almonds are members of the peach family. And we need to know that… why?

If you add up the numbers 1-100 consecutively (1+2+3+4+5 etc) the total is 5050. I knew that.

The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe. Huh, I didn't know that. See, you're aren't THAT smart.

Aregentine (and once, Krad) calls Dark 'Koku-yoku', 'Black Wings'. Does that mean Krad is 'Ukoy-Ukok', or 'Sgniw Kcalb'? Most likely not, but Ukoy-ukok is still fun to say! That… is… SO FUNNY! Hey, Ukoy-ukok, how do you like your new name? I am going to track the author of this and kill him/her…

The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis. Cool word. I wish that was on your class's spelling list, even you could mess up on that one!

There are more chickens in the world than people. AH CHICKENS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland. Well, that is very random.

Gibraltar is the only place in Europe where you can find wild monkeys. Monkeys…?

If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream. Maybe I should lock you in a cold room, then… My dreams are bad enough of cause of you, you oni!

The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamps. More English stuff. Actually, more AMERICAN stuff. Well, they speak the same language! I'm surprised a demon like you knows that much.

Abdul Kassem Ismael, Grand Vizier of Persia in the tenth century, carried his library with him wherever he went. The 117,000 volumes were carried by 400 camels which were trained to walk in alphabetical order. That's a little… odd.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. Meow. You're crazy.
Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, while dogs only have about 10.
And we care… why?

On average people fear spiders more than they do death. I can understand that…
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider.
Um…
A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
Quack.
The milk of a hippopotamus is bright pink.
PINK?
The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.
Well that's slightly disgusting.
Jellyfish do not have brains.
Just like you, Krad. That's insulting yourself, you know. We share the same body. Not the same brain, though. Then how do we share thoughts? Agh it's too confusing.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Who's he?
John Lennon's first girlfriends name was Thelma Pickles.
Almost as crazy a name as Krad, or Dark.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Two-thirds of the worlds eggplant is grown in New Jersey, USA.
Eggplant…?

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses, no-one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. That would be hard to sing at an assembly.

Turkish towels are French and Indian ink comes form China.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Okaay…

Mel Blanc (the voice of bugs bunny) was allergic to carrots. That's an odd allergy.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its a wonderful life."
And we care… WHY?
The average women eats 20kg of lipstick in her life.
Glad I'm not a lady. Or are you…? NO I'M NOT EVEN IF I DO HAVE LONG HAIR AND A FEMININE FACE I'M NOT A GIRL! You just called yourself feminine, baka. Oops.
Like fingerprints everyone's tongue print is different.
Except tongue prints aren't very helpful at a crime scene.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. I bet if I yelled for that long, I could heat a hundred cups of coffee! You would have been killed by then, Krad.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

Every two and a half years , there are two full moons in a month instead of the usual one full moon. The second full moon is called a blue moon.
Well, duh. Everyone knows that.
If you toss a 5 cent piece 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
Okaaay…

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle. I bet Dark could make many perverted jokes outa that.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intraveinously. What a wonderful murder weapon…

The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean. I knew that. You know some strange things.

Ingrown toenails are hereditary. I knew that, too. See? What'd I tell you!

"Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und." More English stuff.Yes, Krad. How very observant of you.

AN: So, anybody want more random facts? I won't continue this unless I get 5 people asking, it takes too long.

Yay for blue popsicles, -Bowleena