Typical Night Out in Manchester.

Chapter 1

"Nah this way is quicker, Brannigans is just before Quay Street across the way from Bar 38." Kirsty said as she headed down Deansgate.

"If we cut down Parsonage then we can rest our feet at Parsonage gardens." Marion argued grabbing Kirsty's wrist and pulling her back. As they turned the corner a blue Police interceptor car pulled up at the side of them.

"I ain't done shit mate!" Kirsty piped up nervously. Lou rolled her eyes and laughed.

"Havin' a good night ladies?" the young officer inside the car asked.

"Yes thank you." Millie said sweetly.

"Ok, but be careful and make sure you stick together!" the Policeman smiled before driving away slowly.

"Phwoar! That scoobie was fit mate! Shame about the lil piggy inside tho!" Kirsty hooted as she watched the car dissapear out of sight.

"Hmmm, I never knew coppers used Subaru Imprezas." Lou thought out loud.

"Who cares? My feet hurt! Let's go." Millie complained.

As the four girls reached the gardens Millie and Marion sat down and removed their shoes.

Millie the youngest was 18, had light brown straight hair to her shoulders, slim build, was wearing a strappy yellow top with black shorts and yellow and black heels wilth a matching bag. Lou was Millie's sister, the eldest out of the four. She was 28 and had long black curly hair that stopped just before her bum, a toned build. Slim build but bigger on top because of her mahoosive boobs! She wore a green corset and black pleated skirt that stopped just above her knees, matching sparkly black shoes and handbag.

Marion was the second eldest, 27, had mousey brown hair to below her shoulders and an hourglass shape. She wore a floaty dark purple dress with black heels and bag. Kirsty as the second youngest was 22 had long caramel brown hair to the middle of her back. She was wearing a lacy cropped top that you could see her red bra through, black hipster leather pants, red heels and matching red handbag.

"Lou dya want some water?" Kirsty asked taking a swig of her drink then tossed it to Lou. Lou tipped the bottle into her mouth and began to drink deeply before snatching it away and screwing up her face, she began to cough.

"That's not fucking water!" she yelled. Kirsty and Millie began to laugh.

"I didn't think it was seeing as I saw her fill it with strong vodka!" Marion said in fits of giggles.

"Bitch!" Lou joked.

"Yo, you well know you was plannin' it on me!" Kirsty smiled.

"Looks like you girls are having fun." A man's voice came from behind the girls. They turned around to see 5 men had surrounded them.

"Come on let's go." Millie said as she got up.

"Stay." One of the men ordered blocking her path.

"Look we don't want any trouble." Marion said in an no-nonsense tone. Marion was like a mum to the other girls.

"Yeah, the police will be driving down here soon. We just saw them patroling the area." Lou added, annoyed. Even though she was the smallest, Lou was good with words and threats; the other girls went to her for advice.

"Ooh I'm shakin'!" One of the men mocked and made the other men laugh. With that Kirsty flew forward, hitting the one in front on the nose. There was a loud snap as he fell back and landed on top of the other five men, they landed in a messy pile on the floor.

"Fuckin' run!" Kirsty snapped pushing the others in front of her. Kirsty was the fighter out of the group, she would have stayed and pasted every one of them but didn't want to put her friends in danger. As the girls ran down Parsonage the men had quickly recovered and began to chase them.

"Shit!" Kirsty yelped, pushing Marion and dragging Lou.

"The truck!... Kirsty get the truck!" Marion yelled out of breath.

"But you said..."

"I dont care what I said, just get the fucking truck!" Marion cut Kirsty off. Kirsty ran to the driver's side of the GMC Topkick and pulled the handle, the door was locked.

"Lou your wire! I need your wire!" Kirsty yelled.

"My what?"

"Bra wire!" Kirsty snapped. Lou quickly pulled the wire from her bra and shoved it in Kirsty's hand. Kirsty bent the end of the wire to create a hook and slid it down the side of the window and pulled up, both doors popped open.

"Get in!" Millie screeched. Kirsty galnced back, the men were a foot from the truck she jumped in and locked the doors. The men were now banging on the window and jumping on the bonnet. Kirsty popped something open under the steering wheel.

"How dare you try to hotwire me?" An angry deep voice boomed in the truck.

"Lou shut the fuck up, not the fuckin time!" Kirsty snapped.

"Wasn't me!" Lou gasped.

"Ahhhhh demon truck!" Millie screamed. The seatbelts lashed forward and wrapped themselves around the girls, pulling them back hard and holding them tightly. The engine started with a growl.

"Bob-Bob! Make it stop!" Lou screeched using Kirsty's nickname. Kirsty just looked at Lou. The truck shot off violently sending the men on the bonnet spinning over the top of the truck and on to the hard tarmac with a sickening wet thud. They raced past Brannigans.

"Oi oi! Stop! We wanna get out!" Kirsty shouted pointing at the club.

"Yeah, I'm sure the boss will be happy if I let you get killed by punk-ass Decepticons!" the truck said snarkily.

"No need for the smart mouth!" Lou snapped. Millie managed to wiggle free from the seatbelt and started to undo the others. Kirsty wound down the window all the way, she then grabbed Millie and shoved her half way through it. The window began to go up.

"Hey! Hey!" Lou shouted in anger, banging on the dashboard.

"Help! I'm gonna end up like a lamb chop!" Millie screamed. Kirsty grabbed her by her waist and pulled her through, just before the window got to the point of crushing Millie.

"You stupid son of a bitch!" Marion shouted. Kirsty began to boot the door window but as it smashed it quickly put itself back to gether again.

"You're havin a tin bath!" she whispered in shock. Suddenly all the girls flew forward, Kirsty head butted the steering wheel.

"Ok, ok we're even! No need for that!"she huffed as she snapped her head upto see a black Ferrari Spyder, red Porsche 911, silver Audi R8, white Lamborghini Gallardo followed by a semi truck and a Honda ptr st1 motorbike, both in black.

"Dude I think I've just died and gone to heaven!" Kirsty squeaked exitcedly over the cars.

"Ow!" Kirsty jumped, rubbing her arm where Lou had pinched her.

"Just making sure you're still with us." Lou smiled. Kirsty pulled her face.

"Hang on." the truck ordered as it revved its engine.

"Oh nono! Your fuckin crazy! You're gunna..." before Kirsty could finish the truck sped into the 6 vehicles before braking out the other side. Kirsty looked blankly at the other three girls.

"Bob-bob?... You ok? You're lookin kind of pale..." Millie asked calmly.

"You lot get some rest, we have a long journey." the truck ordered.


Marion woke up on a cold hard floor, lookin around she realised she was in some sort of warehouse. She nudged Lou who was lay next to her.

"Wake up." Marion whispered. Lou jumped causing a small chain reaction and woke Millie and Kirsty up too.

"Oh my days! I had one bad nightmare!" Kirsty complained. A shiver ran down Lou's spine but it wasn't from the cold.

"Brrr!" she moaned as she wrapped her arms around herself.

"Where are we?" Millie asked as she stood up. The others got to their feet too. Lou spotted a fire exit and began to move towards it.

"Wait!" Kirsty whispered her stance tense, eyes examining her surroundings.

"What?" Millie asked.

"Listen." Lou could hear it too.

"We're not alone." Marion thought out loud. They all backed up creating a protective circle around Millie. She realised something was wrong as she watched the other girls switch into their professional roles.

Lou followed in her father's footstep, working for the RAF, but kept her feet firmly on the ground. She was possibly the best Techie they had. Marion was an archivist for the MOD, secret documents passed her eyes every day. Kirsty was in the Infantry, she had hopes that one day the SAS would approach her. Millie had wanted to get away from the military and had decided to train as a Nurse; to heal rather than harm.

Two men appeared out of the darkness, weapons raised. Kirsty could tell they were a higher rank than her, although the uniforms weren't British.

"We're not goin' to hurt you." the caucasian male said softly.

"Says the guys holding the guns on four helpless girls!" Millie snapped.

"Shhh!" Marion warned.

"We just want to talk. Now we're goin to approach you slowly." the African American said. The girls backed up until they bumped into something metal behind them.

"Bob-bob! Do something!" Lou hissed.

"Well if you've got a pistol hidden in ya Bridgets then we're winning!" Kirsty said questioningly as she quickly looked at Lou.

"I swear, if we weren't held at gunpoint I would kick you in the clit!" Lou growled.

"You're so obssessed with my clit it's unhealthy! Me thinks you need to go to the funny farm." Kirsty loved winding Lou up.

"They're comin to take me away haha!" Millie began to sing. Lou cackled maniacally.

"Seriously girls, not the time!" Marion reminded them.

"Watch the paint job!" a voice came from behind Lou but it was too dark for her to make anyone out.

"I'm Major Lennox, this is Chief Master Sergeant Epps. We have brought you here by order of the President of the USA." the caucasian barked and lowered his gun.

"Mate! This is England.!" Kirsty said annoyed. Epps began to laugh.

"Now, now men, we need these girls' co-operation." A man's voice came from behind the soldiers. A tall blue-black haired man came in to view, Kirsty rubbed her eyes.

"Dude! You're Wolverine!" she squeaked.

"No, I am Optimus Prime." the man said.

"At least someone's got a sense of humour!" Kirsty threw Lennox a dirty look

"This is my second in command, Jazz." the man called 'Optimus' said. A silver Pontiac Solstice pulled up.

"How's it hangin' ladies?" a rich deep voice came from the car.

"This is our scout Bumblebee." A yellow Camaro 2009 pulled up, it had two black racing stripes

"How you doin'?" Joey Tribbiani's voice from Friends came out of the car.

"This is Ratchet, my CMO." A chartreuse coloured Hummer H2 Ambulance pulled up.

"These two are Sideswipe and Sunstreaker." A yellow and a red Lamborghini Countach came in to view.

"Please, don't start, I know I'm a work of art!" the yellow Lambo chimed.

"I believe you've already met Ironhide, our Weapons Specialist." the black GMC Topkick pulled up next to Prime.

"Hmm." Ironhide complained.

"This is Smokescreen, Special Ops." A black and red Bugatti Veyron drifted around Ironhide and parked right infront of Kirsty.

"Nice to meet you." Said Smokescreen flirtatously.

"Omg omg... Maron lookie! My car!" Kirsty squeaked.

"And this is Prowl, third in command and Security Officer." A police car whipped around the corner, it was a Mitsubishi Lancia Evo.

"Hello." Prowl said politely.

"Ahhhh! I din't do shit mate I'm goin home! I dont like the filth!" Kirsty yelped as she went to run away, Marion grabbed her by her waistband and yanked her back.

"Bob-bob, breathe." Marion said while rubbing Kirsty's shoulders. A Police officer got out of the car and made his way over to the four girls, Kirsty pushed Lou infront of her.

"Well now! Tell me, why did you switch your tardis for a baton?" Lou smiled. Lennox and Epps rolled their eyes. The rest of the vehicles' doors opened.

"Well! Tall, dark, handsome, good taste in cars! You're too good to be true, bite my neck any day pal!" Kirsty smiled at Smokescreen. The girls looked around at all the men.

"Ok so we have GI joe over here who kidnapped us, (Ironhide) two posers who are full of them selves,(Lambo twins) a dude with totally cool dreads, (Jazz) a dude who lost the hobbits (Ratchet) and a dude who's supposed to be best friends with the young Clark Kent (Bee)...my heads fucked!" Kirsty whined

"Enough of your complaining!...Prime wants to speak." Ironhide snapped.

"Easy now Ironhide, no need for so much hostility." Prime warned his friend.

"We believe you have been in contact with some of our kind." Prime finished.

"What d'ya mean 'your kind'?" Millie asked confused.

"We are the Autobots! Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron." Prime said proudly.

"Ok that's it! I'm goin home! Fuck this bollocks! Autobots? Ha! Surrounded by nutters!" Kirsty muttered as she tried to walk towards the fire exit but Prowl got in her way and she jumped back behind Lou.

"Well, there was that car Marion had Bob-bob look at, with the funny markings." Lou remembered.

"Markings...what markings?" Prime seemed tense.

"A bit like yours but not like yours if ya get me?..." Kirsty replied, confusing not only the rest but herself in the process.

"So, where is this car?" Ironhide asked.

"I tried sortin it out in Marion's garage but the fuckin thing nearly killed us! There was a blue flash of light and we all got thrown outwards. I gave up, give it a boot, then walked off. When I went back the next day it was gone." Kirsty remembered.

"Decepticon?" Smokescreen asked Ratchet.

"Maybe." Ratchet replied grimly.

The girls looked at the holoforms of the robots while they began to discuss the situation. Kirsty watched Lennox and Epps as their weapons hung loosely in their hands and began to ask questions themselves. The four girls made their way over to the fire exit it slowly so not to catch anyone's attention. Kirsty grabbed the release bar.

"On three. One..Two...Three!" She shoved the bar down and quickly swung the door open.

"Go!" Kirsty shouted as the noise attracted the attention of the men. They all ran through the door, Kirsty booted it shut. THUD!

"OUCH!"came a voice from the door. Kirsty caught up to the others.

"We won't make it!" Millie panicked, looking at the fence ahead of them.

"Just keep running!" Lou screamed at her.

Ironhide ran around the corner, blood drippin from his lip. "Smokescreen!"

Kirsty heard an engine roar. "Oh shit!" she screamed as she watched the Bugatti start after them.

"The wall!" she pushed the others towards the wall before giving them all a boost up, she scrambled up after them, Smokescreen slid the rear end of the car and flicked dust up at Kirsty.

"Twat!" she yelped as she began to run along the wall while Smokescreen drove next to it. Another set of engines roared, then another, then another.

"They're coming for us! Let's just go back." Marion pleaded.

"Nah mate! I'm goin Brannigans!" Kirsty demanded as she followed the others.

The gate came up ahead, Kirsty moved in front and vaulted up to the top and then reached down and helped the remaining girls over. All the vehicles screeched to a stop at the gate and watched the four girls carry on running. Out of nowhere two tanks pulled up trying to block the girls' path, cannons aimed at them. Kirsty ran down inbetween them, the other girls followed as Kirsty came out of the rear she took a blow to the side and was knocked to the floor.

"Leg it!" she screamed to Marion, Lou and Millie as her attacker knelt on her back in the arrest position. None of them moved, instead they stood there frozen to the spot staring at the soldier in green uniform with a white and red plume standing brightly in his green beret.

"Calm down Bob-bob" Kirsty froze too, she knew that voice. The girls got marched back to the Autobots who had gone back inside the warehouse.

"So, how have you lot been?" the muscly tall, blonde haired blue eyed man who had hold of Kirsty asked.

"Fuck how we've been! Where the FUCK have you been Matt?" Lou snapped.

"I know your scared but it's for your own good." Matt completely ignored Lou's question.

"I ain't scared of shit!' Kirsty mumbled as she wiggled her arms. Matt tightened his grip.

"Then why run?" he asked unconvinced.

"Dude! Goddamn alien robots!" Lou screeched.

"You're hurtin me!" Kirsty growled.

"Stop struggling then." Matt laughed.

"If you let go of me I wouldn't have too!" Kirsty snipped back.

"What so you can run and possibly get away this time... I dont think so!" Matt grinned.

"Din't anyone tell you to leave your S&M shit at home?" Kirsty said sarcastically.

"Still fiesty and sexy I take it." Matt pulled on the handcuffs.

"Let's see how sexy you are when I beat your face in!" Kirsty warned.

"If I let you out of the hand cuffs that is." Matt teased.

"If! What do u mean if?" Kirsty shouted as she tried to stop but Matt pushed her sending her staggering forward.

"Do you have to be so rough!" Marion shouted at Matt.

"Well I've always thought Bob-bob was the kind of girl who likes it rough." Matt laughed.

"Ha! Ya think ya funny!" Kirsty complained.

"You've turned into a right arse!" Millie screamed at Matt.


Author note: 'tin bath' = rhyming slang for laugh. 'bridgets' = bridget jones knickers . Pictures of the Autobots will be on my DeviantArt page. Check my Profile page.