A/N: I honestly have no idea where this came from. So, just go with it, OK?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Naruto stared at his coughing boyfriend silently. Sasuke doubled over, holding his throat as he hacked and swayed on his feet. He leaned against the wall tiredly, closing his eyes and wiping his nose.
"Well, you're sick." Naruto stated unnecessarily. Sasuke glared at him and blew his nose loudly.
"Really? I hope you didn't hurt yourself coming up with that." He snapped, his voice congested. He coughed again.
"That's it. You're going to the doctor's." Naruto decided. Sasuke's head snapped up and he shook his head.
"No. No way am I going to the doctor."
"Yes, yes you are. I have decided, so you're going." Naruto said.
"No!" Sasuke cried as he was pulled out the door to the car. "I won't go!"
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"Well, he's definitely sick." Dr. Hansen announced after examining Sasuke. The raven jumped off the examining table and stalked to the door.
"I'm out of here." He shouted. "I already knew I was sick, you moron. It's nice of you to notice!"
He was halfway out the door before Naruto launched himself at his boyfriend, tackling him and they both fell to the ground. "You are not going anywhere." Naruto growled. Sasuke writhed ont he ground underneath him, struggling to get free.
"Let me go!"
"No!"
Naruto pulled them both up to their feet, dragging Sasuke back to the examination table. "Sit. Stay. Good boy." Naruto patted Sasuke on the head, like he was a dog. Sasuke slapped the hand away angrily.
"I'm not a dog. Moron."
Naruto pouted and crossed his arms over his chest. "That was mean, Sasuke. I don't know why I'm dating you."
"Excuse me," Dr. Hansen interrupted. "But I need to examine the patient."
"Great," Sasuke shouted, throwing his arms up in in the air. "Now, I'm just 'patient.' I don't even have a name anymore. This is why Uchiha's almost always become cops or doctor's; we can use our family members as doctor's, and it's free."
"Sasuke," Naruto said slowly. "Calm down. This nice doctor is just trying to help you-"
"No, he's not! Why couldn't we have just gone to Tsunade? She would've given us a discount! She's your grandma!"
Naruto recoiled. "But, Grandma scares me."
"But she won't kill you, and she would've examined me, and I trust her! I don't trust this creepy guy with the white coat!"
"Excuse me, " the doctor interrupted again. "I still need to examine the patient."
"He is not the patient, and this is a private conversation, so shut it!" Naruto yelled at the poor man. The doctor shrank back against the wall.
Sasuke jumped down from the table and went to the door. "Come on, Naruto. We're leaving, and going to Tsunade."
Naruto happily followed; hey, at least Sasuke was going to the doctor! He didn't have to drag him anymore.
Once in the car, Sasuke turned to the blonde, and said very seriously, "We will never speak of this again. Agreed?"
Naruto nodded and started the car. Anything to keep the scary raven happy.
