author's note : this is my first fanfiction and im 12 i know nobody cares but ive read a load of m rated fanfics so there is gonna be naughty stuff in this fanfic and major OOCness ;) tadaaaa
Disclaimer : i dont own naruto kishimoto does TT ^TT
pein ordered itachi and kisame to recruit a new member from iwagakure so they prepared food and water and set out to iwagakure when they arrived to the border of iwagakure there were guards everywere so kisame and itachi beat the shit out out of them and entered iwagakure their destination was an old school of art they made their way to the art school they asked about the recruit but the teacher wouldn't tell them anything so they started to kill the studendts mean while a certain blondie heard screaming from his classroom so he opened the door a little bit his eyes widened when he so two men killing his classmates and his teacher was laying in a pool of blood the teacher gestured the blondie to run away he froze for a while but then he started running away he freaked out as he heard the footsteps of the two men, he saw a wall so he went to hide behind it he was sure they wouldn't find him but nothing can hide from itachi's sharingan the blondie was panting and then the blonde man suddenlly felt cold fingers down his waist he turned his head in fear to see a tall pale man with beautiful and silky raven hair and dazzeling crimson eyes he heard the raven man say " good night little blondie ". before he passed out.
when the blondie woke up he felt pain in his head the he relized his blonde hair was being pulled by the raven man and he saw another guy with him he looked like a shark "so the blondie finally woke up" said the sharkman "hey i have a name ,un!" the blonde said. "so lets hear it" said itachi "my name is deidara , un" the blonde said in a rude manner then he felt his ass get spanked he gasped "ouch that hurts , un" . "thats what you deserve for being disrespectful" said itachi."im kisame hoshigaki " said the sharkman "and im itachi uchiha" said the raven "so itachi can you stop yanking my hair , un" said deidara "abseloutly" said itachi in a sarcastic tone then he let go of deidara's hair and grabbed deidara's thieghs and piggybacked him deidara blushed when itachi grabbed his thieghs and piggybacked him he wrapped his arms around itachi's neck so that he wont fall
itachi smirked a while later deidara fell asleep on itachi's back then kisame suggested they spend the night in a cave he found and itachi agreed but it was cold itachi and kisame had their cloaks as a source of heat deidara was shiviring in his sleep and his face was red so kisame said "let him sleep in your cloak ". "why not yours " said itachi "beacause samaheda will bite his head off" "alriiight" then itachi slid the sleeping deidara into his cloak and gave him a warm embrace deidara burried his face in itachi's chest "i-itachi , un" "you musn't ,un " deidara said blushing in an ukeish voice deidara cuddled itachi harder itachi had a smirk and a blush at the same time.
