Noitnemid: banging his head against the wall Stupid! Stupid!
Cress (Tales of Phantasia): Why is Noitnemid –
Genis: Because he butchered the first chapter again when he re-wrote it. Now he has to re-write it again and people will be pissed about the re-posting of the first chapter.
Noitnemid: Alright, I'm better now. Sephiroth, you are officially appointed my muse for this story because I have your battle theme stuck in my head.
Sephiroth: I will … never read the disclaimer.
Noitnemid: Yes you will, or you don't appear in this fic.
Sephiroth: …Damn you. Noitnemid does not own Tales of Symphonia, Final Fantasy VII, Tales of Phantasia, or pauses why did you include Men in Black?
Noitnemid: pulling out the MIB neutralizer Because of this. uses neutralizer on Sephiroth Thank you for agreeing to be my muse for this fic with no compensation Sephiroth. On with the fic.
Sephiroth: What just happened?
"Once upon a time, there existed a giant tree that was the source of mana. A war, however, caused this tree to wither away, and a hero's life was sacrificed in order to take its place. Grieving over the loss, the goddess disappeared unto the heavens. The goddess left the angels with this edict: "You must wake me, for if I should sleep, the world shall be destroyed." The angels bore the Chosen One, who headed towards the tower that reached up unto the heavens. And that marked the beginning of the regeneration of the world."
A brown haired guy wearing red is asleep while standing and holding two heavy looking buckets. A chalkboard eraser flies from the front of the classroom and hits him in the head. Despite the fact that he was just sleeping, he manages to answer the question. Just not fully.
Lloyd: Mithos, the hero, is the one who brought about the end of the Ancient War.
(A/N I dislike some stereotypes, so Lloyd is little smarter, and Colette is a little less oblivious.)
Raine: Correct, but not very complete. Does anyone have anything to add? Genis, how about you?
Genis: Yes, Raine. The Ancient War was brought to an end in the Holy Ground of Kharlan.
Raine: Correct.
Raine went on teaching the class, but just as Lloyd was starting to fall asleep again, there was a flash of light from outside. Lloyd decided to follow out of curiosity and dragged Colette and Genis along with him. Once outside, they ended up fighting a zombie. Lloyd made some comments about how the only reason he is so good at fighting is because of his Exesphere, which is a load of bull. Those things only enhance abilities, not give you a great fighting style. After a second fight, this one against a zombie and a ghost, they set off toward the Temple.
Meanwhile, near the Iselia Human Ranch, a man in black with spiky blond hair is on a strange, black, wheeled object. Behind him on the object is a woman dressed similarly with black hair.
Noitnemid: So, how was the third version of chapter one? Sorry about taking so long to update, only to give a re-write of a chapter, but I am just coming out of my college's midterms, and I didn't have much time for well anything but work. Go ahead and mock me for my poor planning.
